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He who actually works at home like a donkey at the behest of his spouse does basically his job like an ass as an employee in the business house. He could neither be creative like imaginative/ inventive/ innovative nor ever effective like positive/proactive/productive, but can easily endure every humiliation in the private organization and so often stays for over ten years at the single workplace. He spends time with a single objective to make merely money in the company only for his wife throughout his life. – Anuj SomanyRate it:
Aphorisms A lamppost like a faucet that emits the light of the soul, we are only a temporary joke of measurement, slaves of inevitability in the void of simulation, inspired by illusions and ego imagination that we are more important than others, the truth in the current seconds, like waves of time, meditation on the truth in the present, you feel real, herd instinct of cynics, loneliness is a resort of truth, life is a hologram projection of nostalgia in the time loop of reincarnation, you are humiliated by empty hopes, people hide in disguise all their lives, they are just particles of someone else's pleasure, social networks teach love at a distance if you meet in real life then you start to enrage each other, social networks teach you to be bored, but not to love close, Mystical transformations of the distortion of truth, in search of a special sensual tone of perception of life, because of temptations, Poems Hot sex goddess, I love you to infinity, juicy, hot, sweet, you lit my penis like a torch, you are my hot sweetness, I get more and more pleasure when I look at you, tactile seduction, exciting temptation, sex telekinesis, sex telepathy in your eyes, you are bliss for my eyes, hot nights, I am filled like a glass of wine with passion for you, a bar of feelings, addiction of love passion, unconscious sincerity of tenderness, inspiring tenderness of dope of love passion, lustful delight of lust, your nipples are like roses that exude coconut juice of voluptuousness, hot tenderness in the brilliance of your body, I am chronically in love with you, sweet honey, every movement of yours excites, you are my erotically priceless beauty, neuron instinctively fall in love more and more, all my hormones bear the inscription that I am your sex property, spontaneously aroused , fall in love, lick and bite my lips, It excites me so much that I tore all the muscles of the penis, You are my eternal leader Illation, love epiphany, orgasmic insight, heart follows you, dreams more and more, flowering of passion in my soul spring, hot pleasure for my eyes, aggressive orgasmic stimulation, jokes I got a valentine with a phone number and an address and a condom and a nude photo of my boyfriend You need new kidneys and a heart, go to the butcher shop Burglary? He asks if you had sex This girl chewed on your buttocks and penis, she liked you Going back to an ex is as stupid as looking at the sun through a telescope during the day Chewing your lower lip is not an antidepressant. You send him antidepressant toys, he uses them so nervously it's like angry masturbation Girls, when they see me, chew their lower lip, I always confuse them, I excite them or make them nervous The guy tells the guy that none of the girls bought your nude, erotic poster for their toilet, moreover, it causes mental trauma and depression The guy is a sitter, here are the ladies business cards of a psychologist and vomit bags It's the Kamasutra or the erection twister game The sex of these people is like on a BBQ grill, he pours her body shine oil like barbecue sauce, and as her boyfriend calls himself in bed, it seems like an arsonist or a vagina bomber Your wife is swollen like she was attacked by a swarm of bees On your deathbed you say wake me up in five minutes He died, maybe you need to say a code word, how many times do people say they are not cyborgs, I'll try, I took out a loan in your name, the corpse suddenly starts to choke a friend I was told that acne cream is made from acne fat, when you smear acne cream on your face, new acne appears, the cycle of acne in nature Many politicians nervously bite their lower lip because of a bunch of problems, but what if it’s the other way around and thinks to themselves God how hot he is, why is he yelling at me, he probably wants to You are an alien and a robot, you have skinned a person, you are animators or at a masquerade, it is so stuffy for you to pretend to be a person Even your compliments are troll sarcasm She dominated the relationship with him, he danced naked for her, and she shoved coins into his anus so that he continued to dance like an automaton, then he had a caesarean section so that he would return everything to her Wow, applaud the buttocks Is she older than you? This is not a robe in the photo, but her skin, ten liposuctions and I can see what's under the robe Sale, it's like walking on a duct tape floor So northerners are buried in refrigerators. Without ice? Yes. Savages. For the first ten years, air conditioning and Wi-Fi work in a coffin, suddenly it will wake up stuffy and boring, until real death, it's like a hotel nearby where rooms are in coffins Why did hundreds of people want to kill her? Is she a spender? Are you a prostitute? Your vagina has a complicated schedule, even the sign is open and closed It is not clear what they say in these pop songs, as if the songwriter hit the keyboard with his fist Why does she not have enough teeth, she fights a lot, no, on the contrary, she brushes her teeth a little Your brother is so economical, he went to the dentist to remove all his teeth, in order to save on toothpaste and dentists, I paid him everything, I took him to a dentist friend, now he has fifty-eight teeth, they arranged your dentist for blasphemy, he does not understand anything in in this case, he's learning don't push him You're so old, you're like a crumpled soda can And how your son jumped on your wife's huge ass, like on a children's trampoline, how he screamed and cried when he was stuck between the buttocks, if he had been sucked in, no one would ever find him You were so in love with her that you thought she even had sweet poop Author: Musin Almat Zhumabekovich – Musin Almat ZhumabekovichRate it:
Aphorisms Emptiness cleanses from temptations, we are someone in the void, we are nowhere, dust dissolves into non-existence, in the future we were not at all, in the cold of loneliness all illusions freeze to death, silence heals a storm in the soul, fear freezes in the cold of loneliness, conservatism gives deep vision of the world, lost souls in the depths of stupidity, false desires, in the lost materialistic consciousness, in the fateful consciousness, in the true message of the heart the microphone of higher powers, the sacred sky in consciousness, in epic knowledge, are blurred in the fog the scenery of hypocrisy, temporary affirmation, the mainstream of false greedy self-affirmation those who are visible to all people, friendship with greedy people is like going down a slippery children's slide of ice, a little insanity pepper, gives vivid sensations of insight, a little salt of a life-long transitional age teaches people to grow up and mentally not get sick, Billions of ways of temptations so that a person never wakes up from desires, immersion in childish lies of self-deception, indiscretion trolls fate, ego brain programs create a code of human behavior making life meaningless, robbed by marketing of populism, deceitful altruism, two-faced patriotism, fuck with fear, dust in one fell swoop, a hundred truth is digested for years, after death the recognition that he was right, gangrene of stupidity is corruption and blat, selfishness is a weather thermometer of people's moods, the library of sincerity conceals all the secrets of life, we are nobody in this infinity, endless depths of truth in reality, we are guests in whose worlds we live , we are nomads in dimensions, the prelude of inevitability is what reveals and leads us to fearlessness, life teaches fearlessness and independence, time hides underground, We are in the shelter of eternity, digital amnesia of values, after all the inadequacy of lives, we will all be at the highest level of thinking, a leapfrog of excuses, even if you don’t touch anyone, you are like a statue in the park, doves of fate shit on you, the world is a projection of lust, walls of opinions, open your emptiness in emptiness to feel nonsense, intuition in the labyrinth of deceit, the world dies in indifference, mirroring the stupidity of selfishness, politeness is a cosplay of a selfish person, dead skin from the cold frigidity of the opposite sex, You can not fix the technique and cure a person with excuses, the path of the blind is careless, shopaholics are blind and naive people who are robbed by marketers with low-quality goods, marketing is a whisper of the ego that calls to be poor among the garbage of materialism, stupidity speeds up time, a soldier and a patriot is a drop of blood in the ocean of blood of businessmen, factories of illusions where values are fast food snacks, leapfrog excuses of deceit, The skin of the soul roughens from endless labor, in slippery bad weather, in bitter happiness, you will know the bitter truth of your own insidious passion, insidious people are victims of karmic self-irony of various forms of self-parodies, illuminate with an illusory light of optimism, skyscrapers are factories of ego, turn on half a turn, generators and batteries of ego, power plants of the system of illusions, chaos generates paradoxes and absurdities, inadequacy is when people bathe in their own stupidity, movement inevitably teaches to live, materialists disconnected in the abyss, autonomous consciousness of shopaholics under the hypnosis of marketers, particles of life, gaseous seconds go away in cigarette smoke , Uneducated atheists do not know anything about religion, they run from conscience, from the guilt of their sins, the trap of darkness is ready for them, the fire of the stupidity of selfishness will cleanse the earth, arranged by blasphemy is a poseur without the muscles of knowledge, The family is a common coffin together through difficulties until the very end, when you see stupidity, take popcorn, and watch how stupidity commits suicide, optimism is like an antidepressant anesthetic lie, like cocaine addiction in the illusion of lying to yourself, Poetry The juicy valleys of the beauty of your body amaze the imagination, true happiness is a reflection, for your heart there is a great battle, life without you is a great defeat, you are my only eternal love, life without you is sorrow, only in a dream we will meet again, blood is heated from your beauty, from beauty eyebrow twitches, I love you irresistibly obsessively, I go to you unbearably, I will sink into the lips of your beauty in order to know infinite happiness, my tenderness leads to the greatness of love, tenderness dissolves into molecules, passionate, gentle, great, sublime aesthetics of eroticism, an erection like that of a neurotic, like as if struck with a shocker of passion, the insight of love forced to evolve, the hot tenderness of passion, in the charm of erotic power, nothing can surpass your beauty, Passion knows no bounds, love rises sublimely above all understanding, through a thick layer of materialistic contradiction we know true love in your endless beauty, epic fantasy romance, conquers hearts and is strengthened in the form of a monument to the value of eternal love for you, the endless heat of eroticism, uncontrollable primitive passion , in true form, endless sex of souls, we shower from passion to each other, you are my uncontrollable lust, you are the eternal value of romance, an explosion of sex of lustful passion, your beauty is your gear, my heart is in your power, you are a powerful orgasm of delight explosion of eggs like grenades , penis dynamite, on the sperm of gasoline, it smells like gas of your explosive pheromones with passion, gunpowder of lust, howl of lust, an explosion of passion such that it will explode not only personal belongings, but also fabric in time and space, where we will always love each other out of time and space and forever and endlessly, we love each other carelessly, Love conquers my mind, like the notes of a harp of poetry, dissolves in tenderness, in bliss for love, sweet lust attracts you, you are a sip of hope in an ocean of lies, blossoming tenderness of happiness, I love you uncontrollably, I want you uncontrollably, in your love as in paradise of infinite bliss this is my true paradise, sweet poetic tenderness in your eyes, love you to infinity, the sky is crushed by your infinite true form of beauty, poetic aesthetics in body shapes, love you uncontrollably, and endlessly sink into falling in love with you, I plunge into the depths beautiful soul to see you there, and kiss to plunge into love even deeper, love you insatiably, you are the eternal hunger of lust, your beauty is a complete package of sex control, love you uncontrollably, without you I live in a prison of freedom limply, Your transcendent beauty knows no bounds, pages are enough to describe it for me to send all the compliments in verse, I don’t have enough tits, tremulous expectation of delight, beyond human understanding of the threshold, there is romance of eternity, we are happy in carelessness without time and money, we see happiness in the unity of our souls, juicy lust from your bottomless beauty, infinity of aesthetics, hot lust deprives the mind, growing hunger for love passion, gives rise to dependence on your presence, sweet tenderness of infinity, in poetic, prosaic aesthetics in the features of your face, painting of passionate love, you erotic whim of body and soul desires, unity with your soul is harmony with eternity, I want to bite into your lips like sweet honey and wine, and the smell of roses, and never let you go in a kiss forever, I want my penis to get stuck in your vagina during sex, and you put me in your panties, and would carry with you like kangaroo, love you around the clock in my thoughts, dream this sexual pleasure, be faithful to you in my thoughts, tenderness connects with you, beauty manipulates erection, your beauty is a hard overdose of Viagra, life with you is a fabulous romantic erotic dream where eternity is with you paradise in bliss, moving away from you I move away from life, the meaning of life blooms in unity with you, you are the euphoria of orgasm, the skin oozes with passion for you, tears of lust I sweat from your beauty, Heavenly bliss of tenderness, in skin color, in an ocean of affection, in endless passion, I plunge into endless love for you, amazed, infected by your beauty, epic aesthetics of poetics, greatness grows in delight, I am torn from compliments for you, my love for you this is the eternal onanism of fidelity, the bottomless heat of passion heats up from you, you can dream about you and lust forever, my love fidelity is an eternal erection, inner passion in memory enhances love, you are divine sweetness, romantic joy, your charm is like a tranquilizer, like a children's toy spinning top flirting, jokes Collagen and stem cells for a birthday, well, you shouldn't And blah blah blah, what does it mean, like, and so on, you talk about my future Your stupidity is your eternal erogenous zone of enthusiasm How to meet a muscular girl? Just when you open a protein can, it's both Viagra and drugs for them. You better not make me angry, but don't wake him up as a clown No shemales are not cosplay I don't know who she slept with, what made her bikini gangrene I told her to call her because she is a muscular lady who grabbed you by the throat and took you to the second floor to give you a hickey kiss and you pissed yourself Spermotoxicosis is when you are like this, hot chick, hot chick, hot, he talked faster and faster until the sound of a microwave gin orgasm, cum in his pants Sperm embellishes the truth Have you got a naughty girlfriend? And you about your hand When did he realize he was gay? When he began to drive the poop back and forth, pulling and pulling, cut into slices An old tomograph running on a milk engine One girl says to another, he's a bore, it's like fucking a cactus How dogs get to know each other, sniff each other's anus, how straight people get acquainted in the era of trances, look into each other's panties Why didn't our planet leave the solar system? Fat people, more fat people Do you want to do a cool extreme stunt? You got F's in physics, I don't have money for your funeral, funerals are not packing for the earth What's a crisis? Your wife made fried eggs out of your eggs Death speaks to the living, aloha lohu She squeezes everything out of you all the contents between your legs, like a crazy, running washing machine, in spin mode, her passion is scary During sex, she strangles me to make me cum prematurely, it's like a cock ring for a penis Girls in a sex shop, you can try our new mechanical strap-on, the speed is slightly higher than the speed of light, a couple of people died, no one takes it even with discounts Girls whispering, watch how he looks at you straight drilling a fuck hole Why do you have a dash written over your vagina I wonder what he thinks about, how to get into his head, bring a drill, what, nothing I Menstrual turbulence zone He is so touching, yes he loves to touch women's charms No kissing a girl on the lips doesn't mean a handshake Why do you have motel written over your vagina A dildo is flying out of her vagina like a fake jar from a joke store, from which playful prank snakes fly out I blushed, sunbathed all day, you look like a shrimp, GMO mutant grown on growth hormones in a Chinese restaurant Candy is frozen colored saliva, sewer mucus In a sperm bank. No, we can’t take your sperm, even at a discount, and we don’t need a sale either, your sperm and blood do not suit us according to tests, we found a number of diseases in you Dating a girl in a growing crisis, romantic goon, dates every two months, you need to save up for a date In anal sex, you use the girl's panose as a lubricant Fashion bags and sneakers? You are a drug dealer to them They used to say banzai before they die, now they say parkour A fat man asks a thin man, why are you trembling like a washing machine in the spin mode under electricity, are you like in an electric chair, are you cold? Your teeth are chattering like ice in a glass Spumrotoxicosis? Shoot in such only with a native long tube with a tranquilizer Peacock style, not a traditional martial art orientation, and what is the point of showing the tail, front or back hairy Dildo vape tube? You smoke with your mouth and ass, the smoke is like gaseous semen Air freshener conceived for rooms, but used for cigarettes and poop She sat on you and can't get up, bring the jack He is a pickup artist his penis is a predator, his penis is his second personality, sometimes he controls himself sometimes his penis, they alternately control the body My dick don't need a valet, I'll get to know her myself Author: Musin Almat Zhumabekovich – Musin Almat ZhumabekovichRate it:
Aphorisms In different dimensions of philosophy, its own air, discharged by the paradoxes of the time of the chaos of the subconscious, exotic illusions as the basis for the transformation of the dimension, the mystery of the world in the sensitivity of empathy of intuition, from the lower reality of materialism to the higher reality of spiritual love, the stages of insight lead to unknown paths of insight, spatial temporal perception of the philosophical worldview depends on how they see the world, people are shameless because they see the world one-sidedly, if they saw the world from different video cameras, they would see them, but they are hindered by the glaucoma of selfishness, values erased in time that degenerate into parodies of temptations, and formalities, in self-deception, people parody themselves in the contradictions of their consciousnesses compressing in the web of endless ways of future development, In the voids of inevitability, we expect the end of the joke of life, in the valleys of inevitability, we learn the secrets of philosophical lessons, the gap of multibillion-dollar variations in the formation of personality, all the false paths of the ego, like toys of the subconscious, which are childhood traumas and complexes, in infantile degradation, a distortion of the worldview is formed, a karmic time loop, on which the last hope was hung, the city as a cluster of stars in a constellation, various designs of paradoxes of illusions, as dogmas of self-deception, dead twins of personality in the soul, as a reminder of past lives, and the soul as a graveyard of personalities, unfinished dreams of egoism, Poetry You are like a treasure chest of my love, passionate values, at the sight of you, the tongue automatically licks the lips, an orgasmic massage of delight all over the body, all over the nervous system that deposits in memory and subconsciousness only you alone as the most valuable eternally beautiful pleasure lasting in my memory for auto-repeat for all eternity, time strengthens my love for you, the blooming sweetness of the moments spent with you light up the stars in my soul, these are memories, you are like a tropical fever of passion, always hot and humid, perfect to the smallest detail, where absolutely all whims are taken into account, perfectionist a masterpiece of utopia of passion, sweet to my lips, tongue, eyes, hands to lawlessness, lustful gluttony with passion for you, You are my pornographic paradise, juicy sweetness, erection joy, your beauty is an arsonist of penises, like lighters and weaving at a rock concert, orgasmic aria of delight, I sing opera like love exploding your throat, your beauty hard excites, the brain liquefies, inspires the soul, helps to live , sadistic teases and excites, with such beauty you can torture a dick with the fact that you will never get such a beauty, I want you even in a state of sleepwalking, in any state of the brain, not a single hypnosis can make my subconscious love you, it is physically impossible, and morally wrong stop loving you, your beauty is the highest stage of orgasm of bliss of delight, an incredibly higher state of love, How I love your resort intimate places your body is like a vacation in Hawaii, my passion melts steel, love cannot be hotter, endless waterfalls of lust compliments in which you shower every day in the waters of my passion in the hot springs of lust as jacuzzis bubble from falling in love, I dissolve in the depths of love, to the state of supreme bliss, I feel only you, your body and soul, I will always feel and search for you subconsciously all my lives, you are an eternal sediment of love, with weather precipitation of passion, an eternal storm of crazy passionate love, jokes You listen to your wife's whining like a vaginal tampon absorbs everything. Got herself a gigolo, a hot, passionate freeloader, whom she adopted You smell like five hundred lumberjacks I don’t know what you ate, but those guys in chemical protection still don’t calm down, they still don’t give us a house, they found what kind of life, your sub-atomic ass produces radiation Love is like waiting in line for the toilet Is it pimples or caviar It's crawling with vestigial twins like pimples How to turn everyone into vegetarians? I don't know ask zoophiles from farmers Conception is not a shooting gallery You are so pleased to give money, because of your beauty you don’t even understand what happened, like a casino machine that pleasantly cleans hope for the future Look, all credit ATMs were given pistols, yes, waste all the money, turn out your pockets, quickly, conveniently, legally, shamelessly, and most importantly, a legal way to rob, behind his wife she also has a gun, waiting for his salary, stupidity is now expensive, oh my God , she shoots at an ATM, ATM kids ran out, the children of officials will receive a little less than a billion tenge a month, oh my God, a shootout between relatives of an ATM, one ATM was transformed into a pimp robot, and the relatives of a man who was milked by an ATM and his wife, a sperm bank milking machine, ignore , otherwise they will ask for alimony, or they will take them to the gigolo farm and then they will milk our penises using special machines without porn Her silicone lips are like a hemorrhoid tumor Her silicone lips are like a pink frosted donut She dominates the relationship, uses your anus as an ashtray Your drunken husband seems to walk on glasses like shoes You are an attention donor He has a testosterone brutal voice, like a monster from a horror movie, he has three male balls, the third in his throat And then the honeymoon, he sticks a bee sting, and then he's just sorry Oh my God! So naked guys caged by a female gorilla and caged by a female panda, oh no, those are our bestiality pickups, you see human animal porn there, there's porn on TV all day, that's how we taught endangered animals to breed, we doubled the panda population , gently brought back romance and sexual relations with males of their species, the same method is planned to be used on endangered species of nations and races, we need more pickups How were you started? Let's listen to the porn dubbing of your parents' sex using this toy as an example. The cow says mu, the dog says gaff, the goat says bae, the pig says oink oink Chaste no leading to poverty or venereal yes leading to an abundance of problems, the deadly stupidity of chaos Tranquilizers of laziness helped to save Your wife found your stash of self-respect Why does it say sausage grill above your vagina A girl tells a guy: why is it written pub over your penis Always dreamed of being the icing on the cake, put another actor on, hey hey, I thought I was the icing on the cake said the guy in the cherry suit and angel wings, he was denied he runs and cries on the freeway everyone crashes cars looking at the guy in the cherry suit, friend he asks what you put on yourself, he said that it suits me, who said, languidly neighing janitor, I don’t understand the style of clothes We are already changing the fifth apartment, trollers are poltergeists Honey, we have been figuring out who is right for the fifth hour, maybe it's enough to find out who farted first and have sex You were robbed, all your money and sperm were taken from you, and these were girls, the laughing policeman laughs and says I want to take a picture with him, and why they took the sperm, no one wanted to marry one fat woman You seem to work in a women's team, so why don't you meet them? The man in the trauma center is crippled, the doctor says it means she has not had sex for a long time, this is an overabundance of her passion She demands too much sex, my balls turned into guacamole, which is basically like wasabi and pistachio ice cream, she has an insatiable taco written over her vagina, like a ride warning about throwing up and dizziness about if you constantly ride No matter how much he pays, I will pay less. You're so empty that the gym uses you as a hula hoop. Hawaiian Limbo inflation, pubic hair tug-of-war, but participants can't talk because it won't be funny, pinching a local man's coconut (penis) between boobs, but can't tell her husband because it won't be funny, aqua aerobics all the girls doing exercises in in the pool they secretly slept with a muscular tanned instructor, everyone has AIDS and all pregnant women, other venereal diseases in the pool, but you can’t talk to them because it won’t be funny, throw the ring (vagina) on a coconut stick (instructor’s penis), husbands can’t say it not funny, surfers on the wave see dolphins and sharks swimming with them, pretending to be dolphins, but you can’t talk to surfers’ husbands because the local guys won’t fall, it won’t be funny, hard Via gra in all cocktails, what’s the difference we are in Hawaii, a huge orgy about which they will tell in the news, at night drunk go swimming sharks should have three meals a day, during the day children do not swim be selfish, karaoke in a bar when everyone is drunk everyone is talented, a soundtrack is better, an orgy is shown through a helicopter, thirty minutes of video, that's how long an orgy, they don't distinguish who is what gender, they don't give a damn, they're all drunk, honey, I'm drunk, I don't understand what your mouth has been busy all day, why does your throat hurt, why is it so wide, you have a sore throat, you drank a lot of whipped cream, it is so cold, why can't you sit, these chairs are so hard, the wife says and so hard Author: Musin Almat Zhumabekovich – Musin Almat ZhumabekovichRate it:
Aphorisms You cut like paper, a gif animation of memories, you burn away nostalgia that darkens in oblivion, in the quantum DNA of spirals, temporal transformations of evolution, compressing in space and out of time, a spiral in space, a paleontological library of DNA, an anthropology of philosophical, biological development, in the synthesis of multi reality and multi-dimensionality, different worldviews, the vagaries of the body return to the Stone Age, a metaphysical projection of the intuition of true reality, in the absolute unity of all consciousnesses, Epitaph conclusions of posthumous insight, solipsism of the dream matrix, glociation (ice age) of the reboot of meaning, after the total destruction of egoism, blooming infinity of romance, everything just pleases with its existence, A poem of malice in the void of Vesuvius, insane self-love, new forms of thinking as a plantation of madness, and there is no prudence, the industry of selfishness, the prosperity of protagonism, capricious perfectionism, ego ananism, and lack of altruism, and humanism, the world is a projection of vicious imagination, hidden reflection, false transformation, fatal defeat with lies, infection with a tremor of fear, spiritual dust, all for the sake of fucking, and collapse, and vanity of the ego of the groin, the development industry of imaginary greatness, and difference, and there is no decency, ego flight into the void, going into the abyss a ticket to one, where there is none air and sound, there is despair and a curtain without dawn Poetry A gentle symphony of seduction, you are the highest creation, a poetic illumination of love for you, conceals bottomless passion, eternity in your sweet embrace, a true paradise of the heart, passion warms your skin with love, unconscious sincerity of tenderness, I submit to your true splendor, quiveringly attractive alluring beauty , marvelous aroma of pheromones, by nature a masterpiece of aphrodosiac, shook, sisyatryat, dick shaking, hormones dance, penis vibrates like a phone, I got an SMS in my penis, this is passion, you are a sweet attack, your passion is right in the mouth, we will explode everything with an orgasm your insides, pyrotechnician my penis, pyromania of passion all night, I’m not averse to bed with you again and again, you throw a hundred, all thoughts away, we rage all night, there is a smoke break from shock, there was parkour in all poses, from the dope of happiness, happy like a weed Beauty is your passionate frying, fate has no better gift, you move so sweet, it got too hot for me here, I just putty on my pants, I will cover up all your bad thoughts, you will move away from the shock of passion for a long time, I have two pistol magazines between my legs , defuse the whole clip, and we will give birth to triplets, create a strong family, keep your butt strong, I will appreciate your tender soul, caress with compliments, and confirm with arguments, reward me with applause, I am your faithful sex toy, the soul is like a soft toy, I read your thoughts like a wiretap, I'll be a friend and husband better than any of your girlfriends, I always need to be yours, take care of you passionately and amicably, I'll give you a nickname sexy, here's a cupcake, my sweet peach, Your beauty boils my blood, my eyebrow rises in delight, I want a reservation, but the night is between your legs, a cornucopia of passion is ready for battle, I will make the vagina sing orgasmic arias of sweetness, and your beauty makes cum amnesia, I don’t understand that they did a lobotomy, oh I dream about you, I forget my ex-girls, I don’t hide you, I appease you in my thoughts, I respect you, I open a new level of the world of endless passionate love for you, I answer when I visit you sadly, I worry, love and understand, your passion in the eyes is contagious, in It’s gratifying in your pants, your soul is smart, your portal of love between is open, with a strict work schedule, I’m the head of your fanfic, I look like your daddy, everything is in FIG, you excite like a vacuum pump, because you are a sex bomb, call my urologist from excitement tear of the penis, at the end of it everything foams from crazy love, jokes You have sex because Alphonse extended his parking ticket for living in the girl’s apartment, as a prostitute you say we will renew, auto stop prostitution, movement towards wealth like kept women Dad, you bought me a cool jeep, yes it's a Hummer, she goes outside with her father, and there, a children's electric car for children Scandalous Family Reality Sweepstakes Sex with your frigid wife, put your dick in the frozen meat compartment Flattery? You are flattering me? You thought of flattery to me, where did you go? For your huge wife Gemini is a creative crisis and laziness, meeting absolutely similar to yourself is cosplay, and copyright, Siamese twins, rudimentary twins is nature trolling The end of the month, the full moon, fangs, claws, blood from the mouth could not go to the manicurist, and the dentist and check the gums, monthly and salary are delayed, that's what ruins marriages, she's in this T-shirt: mom wet everyone, quickly pretend everyone is stupid, she smells fear under dull eyes, and a guilty smile Optimism is a gambling scam, marketing endorphins help empty wallets You flatter me, you overestimate me like a fraudulent, rigged grocery store scale. You just need to crush passion in bed, so the psychologist said, why do you pour gasoline on the bed, I want to ignite passion, you always take everything too literally A gym for exercise bikes, behind the screen it’s like a drug lord, creditors, and tax are chasing you, and you’re losing more calories on an exercise bike out of fear, you hear shooting, you can take off virtual glasses and go to a cardiologist You saw her boyfriend, he seems to be on sub-atomic gamma steroids, he does not get into the elevator, he is afraid to die, he always climbs to the twentieth floor on foot, and because of his height, he walks with a bent hump on which muscles grow, like a canyon, we put a flag there, he can’t remove it, they say he has a penis to the floor, he puts it in a sock, sometimes trips over it, used it once as a lasso, he was arrested for sexual harassment, when he starts to get scared, it seems that he falls on you a statue, they spit in his back, he turns back with a jump to see, because the neck does not turn because of the muscles, he can literally get a star from the sky to his girlfriend, while birds crash into him Liquid diarrhea, you got a blender in your stomach There is no waste dispenser in the body, no filing cabinet, no food, no emotional, there is anarchy of gluttony His fat is like melted cheese in the microwave, like a candle that burned for a couple of hours, and then the light was turned on just when everyone went to bed Are you in the top or in the pop He's got a middle finger sight on the end of his shotgun, the man was playing hide-and-seek with himself, the skeleton in the closet, it looks like it was never found, He lives in a scandalous family, that's why the troll Chinese gong, when the verbal fight starts, he knocks on their nerves High on laziness, I smoked all my brains, wrapped my joint like paper, my main jamb in life is your brain, and smoked with crazy thoughts of laziness Look how angrily your wife looks at you, she is angry and greedy, she is greedy, she shoots you with a look from a pistol with a silencer You have baldness of thoughts Dubious friends are a multiplication table of problems, no accountant can handle if they are all on loan And how your brother farts, right si 4 bomb, they called people in chemical protection, the store was temporarily closed, he had to be taken to the troops, he has a super weapon behind him, you can draw comics about him, the signature phrase stink from here Oh, sperm toxicosis, it’s like you’re shooting girls with a water pistol with light-infuriating music of emotions, porn music of the eighties is in your head, you need to load the gun with a special handle so that it shoots at sex targets, but over the years there is only urine, oh youth problems with alimony and creditors and bookmakers, the potency of optimism, it seems that you can do everything in the world, but over time it’s just a batch of spitting watering bowl that trolls you and you don’t understand whether you want to write or not, but without sperm we are smarter, from sperm all the girls in the world seem more beautiful, like from alcohol Your nose is so big, would you give it a liposuction and a lift, it's so big that the operator censored the nose, it's too big and erect This alcoholic has a brain in his head like in an aquarium of alcohol My bbw has big breasts and ass, which other girls don't, and you and your model have her ribs and crumpled pancakes for dinner, lift your dumbbell further (bbw), fuck your painted sheet further (model), yours will lose weight in a coffin , and yours is already disappearing like a black hole of space, only the anus remains, plug the hole with a dick, I hear from there her mats about how bad you are in bed, your skinny shrimp in bed, and my crazy nymphet candy, my racket is eager to fight, because she is a coquette, with my powerful explosion, sex impulse, like a nervous breakdown, and we don't need a break I heard your girlfriend never shaves, you even comb her whole body Author: Musin Almat Zhumabekovich – Musin Almat ZhumabekovichRate it:
Fountains of orgasm from your beauty, excitement leads to a higher dimension of love, beauty that crushes any resentment and guilt, depression and greed, unbearably draws you in reality and in a dream, lovely bodily grandeur, true guise of erotic beauty, indifference to competitors, their impersonality is visible , excites obscenely, seductive difference, your beauty boomgasm (boom orgasm), one look like a policeman's order to stop moving a man's penis, fresh, juicy, sweet, shiny skin, the color of an appetizing sausage in refrigerator, I want to you with all my body and soul, the hot heat of passion devours me, hot to the point of madness, you are my passionate sweetness, erotic joy, shiveringly attracted to your infinite beauty, in careless romance I am devoted to you forever, intoxicating heat of passion, I long to know your depths beauty, in order to know your soul, in the true beauty hidden from the world, the secrets of miracles in your feelings of love, you excite you fall in love with frightening speed , you forever amaze with your beauty, and infect your mind with passion, reflect my sparkling desires, and water endless heights with my heart orgasm, even your ectoplasm is beautiful, feelings for you are beautiful and contagious, and so gratifying, I try to look smart, because being yours is vital, I love you bravely, I'm not at all afraid, The hot abyss of passion, the hot mistress of hearts, the ideal of male passions, I fall in love bottomlessly and am amazed and infected with fanaticism for your beauty, I fall incredibly in love, I am reflected in your beauty because you are an extension of me, kilograms of sperm in the eggs accumulate from your beauty, fall in love with my true reflects desires, without you the heart suffers forever, your beauty works like a vacuum pump, and when we have sex it's like a hydro pump, I stick to your beauty more and more from your infinite beauty it's harder and harder to breathe, the sweetness of skin color delights passion, the world transformed by you, the brutal excites the imagination, it infects, it charges the eggs with sperm like a hundred, so much that it's as if the veins will burst blood, the nerves tremble with beauty, like the vibrations of the message of the hundred that it's time to have sex, Your beauty drains all sources of passion, my inner world is in your power, you just stood nearby, but it seems as if you fucked with high quality, anyone will start smoking from your beauty, drive yourself crazy that you are not mine, an erection explosion will blow up the whole inner world, penis charred from your beauty, you are an aesthetic pleasure, a product of true beauty, endless lust, souls from my affection, souls from my compliments, souls from my lust, and endless attraction, you are an image not only of true beauty, but also of true happiness, you are insane lust , saliva flow, my true path is you, a poem of lyrical tenderness is a bridge leading to you, everything in me sings of you, remembers and intensifies love for you to infinity, in the love of carelessness of romance, my love is indestructible, because I appreciate it to infinity, everything my limbs reach for you, the soul crawls out of the body and wants to enter you, to know depths of beauty, Exactly right, the intuition of an erection does not fail me, it leads to marriage with you, it always turns me on, from your beauty I end for no reason, the spring breeze of tenderness, caresses the romance of your beauty to infinity, in love carelessness, we are immortal because we are together forever, your beauty caresses the spirit jokes You've got a shaped chin, you're carving wood Are you a prostitute? Your ass had a hard day Now it's fashionable to be incomprehensible Your diary is a complete diarrhea of life He thinks that he is the lord, his chick without an Adam's apple, he will not get a stick from her at home, a roar, his huckster is waiting for him on the street When the financial end of the world comes, your big ass is the first thing your close people will eat, big ass in an apple in the anus, with barbecue sauce, they will say yami, it is so big that it won't get into any stove, no, you have more half of the body will remain, this is for the winter Kidnapped by an alien, giggled and that's enough, and change the previous chip in the anus, it itches and squeaks at four thirty in the morning, remove this vibrator, what are these capsules filled with water with aliens, what are these pickled cucumbers, where is the book of complaints, my planet is a skiff, how to get a visa in your planet, can i have a sex visa for starters, don't try to disable me again through the chip in the anus, that remote is floating in the aquarium of those capsules Sex is a joystick of erogenous zones, do an orgasmic combo fatality to your girlfriend Anger is as if the soul powerfully farted in the mouth I slept as if I had dropped fifteen kilograms of poop from my soul, hmm, you lost weight I have a kilogram of burgers, and a salad, I follow the figure Do you remember that girl, she tore his whole penis to shreds with her braces when she did an aggressive blowjob, she couldn't stop, she made a cool carving with her glands I don't want to go into the kitchen? Why? There is your brother. You say that like you saw a spider in the kitchen You draw her boobs in the armpits You are constantly in trouble, you have a visa in the anus of life He went out for a walk with his son, and he was just doing circles in the yard with his son, he was just walking him like a dog Gays everywhere, save asses, hello, I want to insure my ass from attacks and damage, security will walk with you with batons and shockers, guard your ass, the security guard gives an interview well, we guard his ass, turn off the camera, turn off the camera How he gets on my nerves, he's just Mozart He stood up and showed those who were wrong the middle finger, it turned out he imagined, again imagined that you were showing them the middle finger, leave me alone, you are cool only in your imagination and from afar, for creativity you need a place at a safe distance Why did she take a picture so far away, my penis is nearsighted From growth hormones, you will not be mega-giant in size and demolish entire cities with your dick He always goes through a thorough ass check at the airport because he has a suspicious face, they stick a camera with a flashlight up his ass, they look for drugs and a bomb among the poop, and at the end they give a lollipop as an apology You have hairy boobs, look like overgrown male balls Your nose seems to have been polished with a plane, your plastic surgeon is an abstractionist, your nose is a take-off area for skiers, I have a big nose due to a cold, sinusitis potatoes You know how hard I can talk, you will shudder in your sleep, said the man who cannot bring home a hundred thousand tenge, you just watery eyes, you just ran away and cries like a baby When you sit your big ass in the seat, you turn on the emergency lights, because someone might die. Vagina in a tube, it's like a butter churn in our village You are more careful with this fat man, he has been learning to eat more since childhood. Cops in the sauna investigating a murder how could he stab him with his dick it's a powerful viagra he threatened him with a gun it stabbed that dick then he choked his ass with a fart you say he came up with a new kind of martial arts savvy As soon as he borrows a lot of money from you, he disappears. Borrow a million dollars bank for a stupid scientific project, they answer the brother tomorrow I will give it back, he runs to the helicopter with money in a suitcase, which is going to the island I can't stand it anymore, but what about the extra bonus of patience, patience on credit, this is already overtime of my patience Beautiful huh? you have mouth evacuation I almost died my whole life flashed before my eyes, the trailer was so-so, as deceitful as all the trailers, they didn’t even indicate me in the credits Motivation is like a tooth decay alarm, you only brush your teeth when your tooth hurts. Even sperm cells have a visa There are smoking booths, his fart booth business never took off. Why does a man have a beard? To pretend to be an adult Fear is like a prostate, you pee with blood from it Skinny people sex, stick rubbing His speech is mind blowing, viral stupidity He has a high acidity in his mouth, his saliva is used to make sprays of sulfuric acid for construction materials and emetic sprays for self-defense. My bladder is broken, as if a powerful jock, clenching the urinary canal with all his might In fights without rules, he drinks a lot of water so that when he is kicked in the area of the bladder, he pisses himself off and they stop beating him if he loses, because they thought that he was afraid She pees, she cries Tranquilizers of laziness to make people too lazy to do stupid things So you're saying transvitivism is cosplay. Why do I need a thermos with a fingerprint function so that they can’t spit in it, you sometimes ask such stupid questions Author: Musin Almat Zhumabekovich – Musin Almat ZhumabekovichRate it:
He sniffs his middle finger like a Cuban cigar When your body was created, done, done, and too lazy to finish Look what the woodpecker is doing with the hollow, this is your sex, with your frigid woman who does not want you, you mean she is not sexually active, you are smarter than the hollow Girls discussing their boyfriends, what do you call his device, slacker So many feathers and sequins, he is so gay that other gay men are scared to death of him Optimism is a simulated orgasm Do you see in this picture where the man is sucking his dick on a sperm centrifuge? I would say vicious eternity carousel, but I like your answer better. No matter what is shown in this exhibition, everything is perceived as the norm. You are not so far away sir. I'm from the future, I was whipped with a penis for an hour for not doing my homework You don't brush your teeth, you wait for them to fall like stalactites in a cave, one guy meditated in a cave, his corpse is still there, the police are too lazy to remove it, what happened, the scorpion stung You were drunk, you thought that we were threatening you with uzi guns, and it was an ordinary perforator, others had a hair dryer, and a children's bubble gun And how she kissed you, pressed your carotid artery If you can’t take off your clothes for an hour to go to bed, then you are a jock. She is a rich woman, and what do you have, are your testicles your dowry? She found out everything about you and did not tell anything about herself, you underwent a rectal analysis and she did not find worms Who again changes your intuition Wealth is a sex visa, VIP pass to all pussies Why coffee, I have nightmares at seven in the morning A guy stares at a poster of a jock from the 90s for five minutes, the guy comes up and says I bless your marriage, I am inspired by an example to become like him, and not excited, you want to be like these pixelated, tanned sausage, he looks like a varicose penis Why are we all genetically short, it's all because of low ceilings, we save on building materials, you see that tall guy, he will become humpbacked, and his children will be short like us You're impotent? He is unarmed Champagne, confetti, clown, hey you're celebrating my uncle's funeral like that, your uncle had a hilarious death You're talking about my teenage son, about this petty pornographer Her ass is like a crumpled sofa Protein to turn pitching, you can’t get off the jerk, you will look like a junkie, and in old age like a morel Dried goats, icicles, they are like fangs of a nose, that's how he got out from under the rubble of an avalanche Today is a full moon mainstream mainstream about what a bad husband I am These guys are like giggling girls, laughing at stupid things, as if they were tickled by worms in the anus. And how long is the contract? Until you turn into these bones, these are the people who worked before you. The girl says I heard that his penis is like a flash drive with infections. Alimony is when you flew, not her Relatives are like kidney stones How beautiful you are, I want to get tangled in the hair of your nose Do you remember a fat man sitting on your bald head, we were afraid that he would hatch your testicle (head) and something terrible would be born there When you lie like hair on your tongue What does it mean I'm a fast-paced scorcher, I know the way to orgasm, I have a driver's license in sex You made cunnilingulis on your joystick to keep your game console working. Do I smile a lot? From cold, shock and fear How do you look after plastic surgery? Your doctor likes to mix drugs and cartoons with alcohol, you look like a toon from a drug addict's nightmare who woke up in a sweat with a boner, your doctor trolled you Motivation is yelling at your poop to make it come out faster. Children's toys and playgrounds are like entertainment for hamsters I have a lot of calcium, the coccyx comes out of the anus He has sperm toxicosis, we keep him in a cage, is that foam from his mouth? No, that's cum too. If you grew up in a scandalous family? That nervous tic will eventually make you dance the robot dance The only superpower a man needs is an eternal erection. Did you say alimony? Put the penis on the safety, let me put on the car handbrake. Damn, I'm done, turn on the emergency gang, I like the way your nipples and clitoris flash. It means you are excited. Author: Musin Almat Zhumabekovich – Musin Almat ZhumabekovichRate it:
The only thing we couldn't do was drop f-bombs, which we wanted to, one of the things that's unique about this character is that( Ritter) is not afraid as an actress, and Marvel as a studio, to let her make some stupid-ass decisions, to be wrong, to look ugly as a character. – Jessica JonesRate it:
The problem I had at my last company wasn’t just that the health insurance piece wasn’t online, it was that every time you hired or terminated an employee, there were 20 different places where you needed to set that employee up or remove them. Over time, as things changed about them, all of these different systems had to be updated individually and separately. That was such a pain in the ass. [With Zenefits] you have one central system of record—like a hub—and it connects to all of these different spokes. Companies and employees know there’s one place to make changes, and it automatically updates all these other systems and makes it as seamless as possible. – Parker ConradRate it:
You have sagging fat on your sides, it looks like curtains Do you remember how we had the first time, in the bio toilet, it's a pity that he fell on his side, and everything fell out on us From the fact that you saw a beautiful girl in pip pants, you look from the creepy side, your eyes say give me Help help, the girl who screams for help strangles the robber, call the police I'm msi matyukalnik (mothershinik), I'm in the rap duo half tenge (two), how did you not hear about us, I'm offended What is the name of that womanizer Alphonse, nimble penis, knocked up and abandoned, already fucked half the city Here the walls are thin, the snoring of a peasant, a harsh voice behind the wall: well, shut up It's true that gas from your ass can blow up the whole world, I told you in secret She enlarged her lips, it's like boiled lips soup You're afraid to run into this guy, I just feel your ass trembling with fear, like a washing machine during the spin cycle of the laundry that you soaked in fear Calories like kidney stones Men fight to the New Year's music, for a big TV on the evening of discounts, for all the equipment in the store, and one man smashes a huge TV over their heads, knocking them out and taking the TV that was nearby on Christmas night, everyone wants high-tech gifts, and the evening similar desires, fights on the night of discounts, and bets on fighting men among sellers If this tall guy lifts you by the throat and throws you to the ground, you will fall to the ground for another two minutes. I love your big banners so much (breasts) they are so attention grabbing, increases crashes especially in horny pants I need to make the ceilings bigger so that your 70s hairstyle will fit into the house. He climbed into the storage for electric trains, got tangled in the wires and pissed himself, for which you left one more son, why other sons were killed with humor Watch how she looks at you, she wants you, she signals you with her headlights (eyes), winks with her headlights That your penis doesn’t cum in bed so often, so you love her in bed in a dosed way, go to the urologist to fix the tap, and flood your neighbors with sperm Doctor: touch the tip of your nose with your index finger with your eyes closed, like this, you don't have the flu Why does he have clown shoes, he is allergic to peanuts, his feet swell, we made him to order Are you a loader? You have a muscular hernia He doesn't have three balls, it's prostatitis In this club they dance like they're on electricity You're so tall that your girlfriend uses a parachute to jump down. Many have strabismus, because one eye is on the phone, the other is on the person Cars in the city are arranged like in Tetris Your penis is in a cast again, you are lucky with a woman, she is too passionate, domineering, dangerous, she has a sore throat, loves oral sex, that's why her voice is rough, I thought from steroids Still playing with your joystick, do an orgasmic fatality combo on your girlfriend You have pheromones friend, you attract flies Shave your hanging gardens It all starts with early gene mutations, you have someone mutated Singer concert, they brought a truck for flowers His anger is like the sound of a little girl's bicycle bell, I can be aggressive, girl: oh my god he's so cute when he's angry, a healthy guy is so oh well, I'll hug him now, stop bullying Why did she get a tattoo with bulging eyes on her breasts lady accountant soft-boiled buttocks He signed up for hip hop dancing and broke a couple of bones from his lack of agility Where is my penis, where is my penis, that is, where is my pen In the 90s you see a fantastic movie, you are eight and you think how they built it all, you are fourteen and you think how they built it, you are twenty you finally have the Internet, but of course these are toys Finished his dissertation in physics in Kazakhstan, no they don't work in a lab, he's a magician Be careful he attacks with his dick Rapists run after the runners, they ran around the circle and caught them from behind, because girls with a torso still do not have children and free alimony, the guys were legally raped, financial castration Touch your nose, you don't have the flu Convulsive masturbation from her beauty He can go through a quantum leap when he farts, he took a quantum leap through the door when he realized how much he would earn Brush your teeth, teeth are not nails, new ones won't grow Author: Musin Almat Zhumabekovich – Musin Almat ZhumabekovichRate it:

He who actually works at home like a donkey at the behest of his spouse does basically his job like an ass as an employee in the business house. He could neither be creative like imaginative/ inventive/ innovative nor ever effective like positive/proactive/productive, but can easily endure every humiliation in the private organization and so often stays for over ten years at the single workplace. He spends time with a single objective to make merely money in the company only for his wife throughout his life.

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Aphorisms A lamppost like a faucet that emits the light of the soul, we are only a temporary joke of measurement, slaves of inevitability in the void of simulation, inspired by illusions and ego imagination that we are more important than others, the truth in the current seconds, like waves of time, meditation on the truth in the present, you feel real, herd instinct of cynics, loneliness is a resort of truth, life is a hologram projection of nostalgia in the time loop of reincarnation, you are humiliated by empty hopes, people hide in disguise all their lives, they are just particles of someone else's pleasure, social networks teach love at a distance if you meet in real life then you start to enrage each other, social networks teach you to be bored, but not to love close, Mystical transformations of the distortion of truth, in search of a special sensual tone of perception of life, because of temptations, Poems Hot sex goddess, I love you to infinity, juicy, hot, sweet, you lit my penis like a torch, you are my hot sweetness, I get more and more pleasure when I look at you, tactile seduction, exciting temptation, sex telekinesis, sex telepathy in your eyes, you are bliss for my eyes, hot nights, I am filled like a glass of wine with passion for you, a bar of feelings, addiction of love passion, unconscious sincerity of tenderness, inspiring tenderness of dope of love passion, lustful delight of lust, your nipples are like roses that exude coconut juice of voluptuousness, hot tenderness in the brilliance of your body, I am chronically in love with you, sweet honey, every movement of yours excites, you are my erotically priceless beauty, neuron instinctively fall in love more and more, all my hormones bear the inscription that I am your sex property, spontaneously aroused , fall in love, lick and bite my lips, It excites me so much that I tore all the muscles of the penis, You are my eternal leader Illation, love epiphany, orgasmic insight, heart follows you, dreams more and more, flowering of passion in my soul spring, hot pleasure for my eyes, aggressive orgasmic stimulation, jokes I got a valentine with a phone number and an address and a condom and a nude photo of my boyfriend You need new kidneys and a heart, go to the butcher shop Burglary? He asks if you had sex This girl chewed on your buttocks and penis, she liked you Going back to an ex is as stupid as looking at the sun through a telescope during the day Chewing your lower lip is not an antidepressant. You send him antidepressant toys, he uses them so nervously it's like angry masturbation Girls, when they see me, chew their lower lip, I always confuse them, I excite them or make them nervous The guy tells the guy that none of the girls bought your nude, erotic poster for their toilet, moreover, it causes mental trauma and depression The guy is a sitter, here are the ladies business cards of a psychologist and vomit bags It's the Kamasutra or the erection twister game The sex of these people is like on a BBQ grill, he pours her body shine oil like barbecue sauce, and as her boyfriend calls himself in bed, it seems like an arsonist or a vagina bomber Your wife is swollen like she was attacked by a swarm of bees On your deathbed you say wake me up in five minutes He died, maybe you need to say a code word, how many times do people say they are not cyborgs, I'll try, I took out a loan in your name, the corpse suddenly starts to choke a friend I was told that acne cream is made from acne fat, when you smear acne cream on your face, new acne appears, the cycle of acne in nature Many politicians nervously bite their lower lip because of a bunch of problems, but what if it’s the other way around and thinks to themselves God how hot he is, why is he yelling at me, he probably wants to You are an alien and a robot, you have skinned a person, you are animators or at a masquerade, it is so stuffy for you to pretend to be a person Even your compliments are troll sarcasm She dominated the relationship with him, he danced naked for her, and she shoved coins into his anus so that he continued to dance like an automaton, then he had a caesarean section so that he would return everything to her Wow, applaud the buttocks Is she older than you? This is not a robe in the photo, but her skin, ten liposuctions and I can see what's under the robe Sale, it's like walking on a duct tape floor So northerners are buried in refrigerators. Without ice? Yes. Savages. For the first ten years, air conditioning and Wi-Fi work in a coffin, suddenly it will wake up stuffy and boring, until real death, it's like a hotel nearby where rooms are in coffins Why did hundreds of people want to kill her? Is she a spender? Are you a prostitute? Your vagina has a complicated schedule, even the sign is open and closed It is not clear what they say in these pop songs, as if the songwriter hit the keyboard with his fist Why does she not have enough teeth, she fights a lot, no, on the contrary, she brushes her teeth a little Your brother is so economical, he went to the dentist to remove all his teeth, in order to save on toothpaste and dentists, I paid him everything, I took him to a dentist friend, now he has fifty-eight teeth, they arranged your dentist for blasphemy, he does not understand anything in in this case, he's learning don't push him You're so old, you're like a crumpled soda can And how your son jumped on your wife's huge ass, like on a children's trampoline, how he screamed and cried when he was stuck between the buttocks, if he had been sucked in, no one would ever find him You were so in love with her that you thought she even had sweet poop Author: Musin Almat Zhumabekovich

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Aphorisms Emptiness cleanses from temptations, we are someone in the void, we are nowhere, dust dissolves into non-existence, in the future we were not at all, in the cold of loneliness all illusions freeze to death, silence heals a storm in the soul, fear freezes in the cold of loneliness, conservatism gives deep vision of the world, lost souls in the depths of stupidity, false desires, in the lost materialistic consciousness, in the fateful consciousness, in the true message of the heart the microphone of higher powers, the sacred sky in consciousness, in epic knowledge, are blurred in the fog the scenery of hypocrisy, temporary affirmation, the mainstream of false greedy self-affirmation those who are visible to all people, friendship with greedy people is like going down a slippery children's slide of ice, a little insanity pepper, gives vivid sensations of insight, a little salt of a life-long transitional age teaches people to grow up and mentally not get sick, Billions of ways of temptations so that a person never wakes up from desires, immersion in childish lies of self-deception, indiscretion trolls fate, ego brain programs create a code of human behavior making life meaningless, robbed by marketing of populism, deceitful altruism, two-faced patriotism, fuck with fear, dust in one fell swoop, a hundred truth is digested for years, after death the recognition that he was right, gangrene of stupidity is corruption and blat, selfishness is a weather thermometer of people's moods, the library of sincerity conceals all the secrets of life, we are nobody in this infinity, endless depths of truth in reality, we are guests in whose worlds we live , we are nomads in dimensions, the prelude of inevitability is what reveals and leads us to fearlessness, life teaches fearlessness and independence, time hides underground, We are in the shelter of eternity, digital amnesia of values, after all the inadequacy of lives, we will all be at the highest level of thinking, a leapfrog of excuses, even if you don’t touch anyone, you are like a statue in the park, doves of fate shit on you, the world is a projection of lust, walls of opinions, open your emptiness in emptiness to feel nonsense, intuition in the labyrinth of deceit, the world dies in indifference, mirroring the stupidity of selfishness, politeness is a cosplay of a selfish person, dead skin from the cold frigidity of the opposite sex, You can not fix the technique and cure a person with excuses, the path of the blind is careless, shopaholics are blind and naive people who are robbed by marketers with low-quality goods, marketing is a whisper of the ego that calls to be poor among the garbage of materialism, stupidity speeds up time, a soldier and a patriot is a drop of blood in the ocean of blood of businessmen, factories of illusions where values are fast food snacks, leapfrog excuses of deceit, The skin of the soul roughens from endless labor, in slippery bad weather, in bitter happiness, you will know the bitter truth of your own insidious passion, insidious people are victims of karmic self-irony of various forms of self-parodies, illuminate with an illusory light of optimism, skyscrapers are factories of ego, turn on half a turn, generators and batteries of ego, power plants of the system of illusions, chaos generates paradoxes and absurdities, inadequacy is when people bathe in their own stupidity, movement inevitably teaches to live, materialists disconnected in the abyss, autonomous consciousness of shopaholics under the hypnosis of marketers, particles of life, gaseous seconds go away in cigarette smoke , Uneducated atheists do not know anything about religion, they run from conscience, from the guilt of their sins, the trap of darkness is ready for them, the fire of the stupidity of selfishness will cleanse the earth, arranged by blasphemy is a poseur without the muscles of knowledge, The family is a common coffin together through difficulties until the very end, when you see stupidity, take popcorn, and watch how stupidity commits suicide, optimism is like an antidepressant anesthetic lie, like cocaine addiction in the illusion of lying to yourself, Poetry The juicy valleys of the beauty of your body amaze the imagination, true happiness is a reflection, for your heart there is a great battle, life without you is a great defeat, you are my only eternal love, life without you is sorrow, only in a dream we will meet again, blood is heated from your beauty, from beauty eyebrow twitches, I love you irresistibly obsessively, I go to you unbearably, I will sink into the lips of your beauty in order to know infinite happiness, my tenderness leads to the greatness of love, tenderness dissolves into molecules, passionate, gentle, great, sublime aesthetics of eroticism, an erection like that of a neurotic, like as if struck with a shocker of passion, the insight of love forced to evolve, the hot tenderness of passion, in the charm of erotic power, nothing can surpass your beauty, Passion knows no bounds, love rises sublimely above all understanding, through a thick layer of materialistic contradiction we know true love in your endless beauty, epic fantasy romance, conquers hearts and is strengthened in the form of a monument to the value of eternal love for you, the endless heat of eroticism, uncontrollable primitive passion , in true form, endless sex of souls, we shower from passion to each other, you are my uncontrollable lust, you are the eternal value of romance, an explosion of sex of lustful passion, your beauty is your gear, my heart is in your power, you are a powerful orgasm of delight explosion of eggs like grenades , penis dynamite, on the sperm of gasoline, it smells like gas of your explosive pheromones with passion, gunpowder of lust, howl of lust, an explosion of passion such that it will explode not only personal belongings, but also fabric in time and space, where we will always love each other out of time and space and forever and endlessly, we love each other carelessly, Love conquers my mind, like the notes of a harp of poetry, dissolves in tenderness, in bliss for love, sweet lust attracts you, you are a sip of hope in an ocean of lies, blossoming tenderness of happiness, I love you uncontrollably, I want you uncontrollably, in your love as in paradise of infinite bliss this is my true paradise, sweet poetic tenderness in your eyes, love you to infinity, the sky is crushed by your infinite true form of beauty, poetic aesthetics in body shapes, love you uncontrollably, and endlessly sink into falling in love with you, I plunge into the depths beautiful soul to see you there, and kiss to plunge into love even deeper, love you insatiably, you are the eternal hunger of lust, your beauty is a complete package of sex control, love you uncontrollably, without you I live in a prison of freedom limply, Your transcendent beauty knows no bounds, pages are enough to describe it for me to send all the compliments in verse, I don’t have enough tits, tremulous expectation of delight, beyond human understanding of the threshold, there is romance of eternity, we are happy in carelessness without time and money, we see happiness in the unity of our souls, juicy lust from your bottomless beauty, infinity of aesthetics, hot lust deprives the mind, growing hunger for love passion, gives rise to dependence on your presence, sweet tenderness of infinity, in poetic, prosaic aesthetics in the features of your face, painting of passionate love, you erotic whim of body and soul desires, unity with your soul is harmony with eternity, I want to bite into your lips like sweet honey and wine, and the smell of roses, and never let you go in a kiss forever, I want my penis to get stuck in your vagina during sex, and you put me in your panties, and would carry with you like kangaroo, love you around the clock in my thoughts, dream this sexual pleasure, be faithful to you in my thoughts, tenderness connects with you, beauty manipulates erection, your beauty is a hard overdose of Viagra, life with you is a fabulous romantic erotic dream where eternity is with you paradise in bliss, moving away from you I move away from life, the meaning of life blooms in unity with you, you are the euphoria of orgasm, the skin oozes with passion for you, tears of lust I sweat from your beauty, Heavenly bliss of tenderness, in skin color, in an ocean of affection, in endless passion, I plunge into endless love for you, amazed, infected by your beauty, epic aesthetics of poetics, greatness grows in delight, I am torn from compliments for you, my love for you this is the eternal onanism of fidelity, the bottomless heat of passion heats up from you, you can dream about you and lust forever, my love fidelity is an eternal erection, inner passion in memory enhances love, you are divine sweetness, romantic joy, your charm is like a tranquilizer, like a children's toy spinning top flirting, jokes Collagen and stem cells for a birthday, well, you shouldn't And blah blah blah, what does it mean, like, and so on, you talk about my future Your stupidity is your eternal erogenous zone of enthusiasm How to meet a muscular girl? Just when you open a protein can, it's both Viagra and drugs for them. You better not make me angry, but don't wake him up as a clown No shemales are not cosplay I don't know who she slept with, what made her bikini gangrene I told her to call her because she is a muscular lady who grabbed you by the throat and took you to the second floor to give you a hickey kiss and you pissed yourself Spermotoxicosis is when you are like this, hot chick, hot chick, hot, he talked faster and faster until the sound of a microwave gin orgasm, cum in his pants Sperm embellishes the truth Have you got a naughty girlfriend? And you about your hand When did he realize he was gay? When he began to drive the poop back and forth, pulling and pulling, cut into slices An old tomograph running on a milk engine One girl says to another, he's a bore, it's like fucking a cactus How dogs get to know each other, sniff each other's anus, how straight people get acquainted in the era of trances, look into each other's panties Why didn't our planet leave the solar system? Fat people, more fat people Do you want to do a cool extreme stunt? You got F's in physics, I don't have money for your funeral, funerals are not packing for the earth What's a crisis? Your wife made fried eggs out of your eggs Death speaks to the living, aloha lohu She squeezes everything out of you all the contents between your legs, like a crazy, running washing machine, in spin mode, her passion is scary During sex, she strangles me to make me cum prematurely, it's like a cock ring for a penis Girls in a sex shop, you can try our new mechanical strap-on, the speed is slightly higher than the speed of light, a couple of people died, no one takes it even with discounts Girls whispering, watch how he looks at you straight drilling a fuck hole Why do you have a dash written over your vagina I wonder what he thinks about, how to get into his head, bring a drill, what, nothing I Menstrual turbulence zone He is so touching, yes he loves to touch women's charms No kissing a girl on the lips doesn't mean a handshake Why do you have motel written over your vagina A dildo is flying out of her vagina like a fake jar from a joke store, from which playful prank snakes fly out I blushed, sunbathed all day, you look like a shrimp, GMO mutant grown on growth hormones in a Chinese restaurant Candy is frozen colored saliva, sewer mucus In a sperm bank. No, we can’t take your sperm, even at a discount, and we don’t need a sale either, your sperm and blood do not suit us according to tests, we found a number of diseases in you Dating a girl in a growing crisis, romantic goon, dates every two months, you need to save up for a date In anal sex, you use the girl's panose as a lubricant Fashion bags and sneakers? You are a drug dealer to them They used to say banzai before they die, now they say parkour A fat man asks a thin man, why are you trembling like a washing machine in the spin mode under electricity, are you like in an electric chair, are you cold? Your teeth are chattering like ice in a glass Spumrotoxicosis? Shoot in such only with a native long tube with a tranquilizer Peacock style, not a traditional martial art orientation, and what is the point of showing the tail, front or back hairy Dildo vape tube? You smoke with your mouth and ass, the smoke is like gaseous semen Air freshener conceived for rooms, but used for cigarettes and poop She sat on you and can't get up, bring the jack He is a pickup artist his penis is a predator, his penis is his second personality, sometimes he controls himself sometimes his penis, they alternately control the body My dick don't need a valet, I'll get to know her myself Author: Musin Almat Zhumabekovich

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Aphorisms In different dimensions of philosophy, its own air, discharged by the paradoxes of the time of the chaos of the subconscious, exotic illusions as the basis for the transformation of the dimension, the mystery of the world in the sensitivity of empathy of intuition, from the lower reality of materialism to the higher reality of spiritual love, the stages of insight lead to unknown paths of insight, spatial temporal perception of the philosophical worldview depends on how they see the world, people are shameless because they see the world one-sidedly, if they saw the world from different video cameras, they would see them, but they are hindered by the glaucoma of selfishness, values erased in time that degenerate into parodies of temptations, and formalities, in self-deception, people parody themselves in the contradictions of their consciousnesses compressing in the web of endless ways of future development, In the voids of inevitability, we expect the end of the joke of life, in the valleys of inevitability, we learn the secrets of philosophical lessons, the gap of multibillion-dollar variations in the formation of personality, all the false paths of the ego, like toys of the subconscious, which are childhood traumas and complexes, in infantile degradation, a distortion of the worldview is formed, a karmic time loop, on which the last hope was hung, the city as a cluster of stars in a constellation, various designs of paradoxes of illusions, as dogmas of self-deception, dead twins of personality in the soul, as a reminder of past lives, and the soul as a graveyard of personalities, unfinished dreams of egoism, Poetry You are like a treasure chest of my love, passionate values, at the sight of you, the tongue automatically licks the lips, an orgasmic massage of delight all over the body, all over the nervous system that deposits in memory and subconsciousness only you alone as the most valuable eternally beautiful pleasure lasting in my memory for auto-repeat for all eternity, time strengthens my love for you, the blooming sweetness of the moments spent with you light up the stars in my soul, these are memories, you are like a tropical fever of passion, always hot and humid, perfect to the smallest detail, where absolutely all whims are taken into account, perfectionist a masterpiece of utopia of passion, sweet to my lips, tongue, eyes, hands to lawlessness, lustful gluttony with passion for you, You are my pornographic paradise, juicy sweetness, erection joy, your beauty is an arsonist of penises, like lighters and weaving at a rock concert, orgasmic aria of delight, I sing opera like love exploding your throat, your beauty hard excites, the brain liquefies, inspires the soul, helps to live , sadistic teases and excites, with such beauty you can torture a dick with the fact that you will never get such a beauty, I want you even in a state of sleepwalking, in any state of the brain, not a single hypnosis can make my subconscious love you, it is physically impossible, and morally wrong stop loving you, your beauty is the highest stage of orgasm of bliss of delight, an incredibly higher state of love, How I love your resort intimate places your body is like a vacation in Hawaii, my passion melts steel, love cannot be hotter, endless waterfalls of lust compliments in which you shower every day in the waters of my passion in the hot springs of lust as jacuzzis bubble from falling in love, I dissolve in the depths of love, to the state of supreme bliss, I feel only you, your body and soul, I will always feel and search for you subconsciously all my lives, you are an eternal sediment of love, with weather precipitation of passion, an eternal storm of crazy passionate love, jokes You listen to your wife's whining like a vaginal tampon absorbs everything. Got herself a gigolo, a hot, passionate freeloader, whom she adopted You smell like five hundred lumberjacks I don’t know what you ate, but those guys in chemical protection still don’t calm down, they still don’t give us a house, they found what kind of life, your sub-atomic ass produces radiation Love is like waiting in line for the toilet Is it pimples or caviar It's crawling with vestigial twins like pimples How to turn everyone into vegetarians? I don't know ask zoophiles from farmers Conception is not a shooting gallery You are so pleased to give money, because of your beauty you don’t even understand what happened, like a casino machine that pleasantly cleans hope for the future Look, all credit ATMs were given pistols, yes, waste all the money, turn out your pockets, quickly, conveniently, legally, shamelessly, and most importantly, a legal way to rob, behind his wife she also has a gun, waiting for his salary, stupidity is now expensive, oh my God , she shoots at an ATM, ATM kids ran out, the children of officials will receive a little less than a billion tenge a month, oh my God, a shootout between relatives of an ATM, one ATM was transformed into a pimp robot, and the relatives of a man who was milked by an ATM and his wife, a sperm bank milking machine, ignore , otherwise they will ask for alimony, or they will take them to the gigolo farm and then they will milk our penises using special machines without porn Her silicone lips are like a hemorrhoid tumor Her silicone lips are like a pink frosted donut She dominates the relationship, uses your anus as an ashtray Your drunken husband seems to walk on glasses like shoes You are an attention donor He has a testosterone brutal voice, like a monster from a horror movie, he has three male balls, the third in his throat And then the honeymoon, he sticks a bee sting, and then he's just sorry Oh my God! So naked guys caged by a female gorilla and caged by a female panda, oh no, those are our bestiality pickups, you see human animal porn there, there's porn on TV all day, that's how we taught endangered animals to breed, we doubled the panda population , gently brought back romance and sexual relations with males of their species, the same method is planned to be used on endangered species of nations and races, we need more pickups How were you started? Let's listen to the porn dubbing of your parents' sex using this toy as an example. The cow says mu, the dog says gaff, the goat says bae, the pig says oink oink Chaste no leading to poverty or venereal yes leading to an abundance of problems, the deadly stupidity of chaos Tranquilizers of laziness helped to save Your wife found your stash of self-respect Why does it say sausage grill above your vagina A girl tells a guy: why is it written pub over your penis Always dreamed of being the icing on the cake, put another actor on, hey hey, I thought I was the icing on the cake said the guy in the cherry suit and angel wings, he was denied he runs and cries on the freeway everyone crashes cars looking at the guy in the cherry suit, friend he asks what you put on yourself, he said that it suits me, who said, languidly neighing janitor, I don’t understand the style of clothes We are already changing the fifth apartment, trollers are poltergeists Honey, we have been figuring out who is right for the fifth hour, maybe it's enough to find out who farted first and have sex You were robbed, all your money and sperm were taken from you, and these were girls, the laughing policeman laughs and says I want to take a picture with him, and why they took the sperm, no one wanted to marry one fat woman You seem to work in a women's team, so why don't you meet them? The man in the trauma center is crippled, the doctor says it means she has not had sex for a long time, this is an overabundance of her passion She demands too much sex, my balls turned into guacamole, which is basically like wasabi and pistachio ice cream, she has an insatiable taco written over her vagina, like a ride warning about throwing up and dizziness about if you constantly ride No matter how much he pays, I will pay less. You're so empty that the gym uses you as a hula hoop. Hawaiian Limbo inflation, pubic hair tug-of-war, but participants can't talk because it won't be funny, pinching a local man's coconut (penis) between boobs, but can't tell her husband because it won't be funny, aqua aerobics all the girls doing exercises in in the pool they secretly slept with a muscular tanned instructor, everyone has AIDS and all pregnant women, other venereal diseases in the pool, but you can’t talk to them because it won’t be funny, throw the ring (vagina) on a coconut stick (instructor’s penis), husbands can’t say it not funny, surfers on the wave see dolphins and sharks swimming with them, pretending to be dolphins, but you can’t talk to surfers’ husbands because the local guys won’t fall, it won’t be funny, hard Via gra in all cocktails, what’s the difference we are in Hawaii, a huge orgy about which they will tell in the news, at night drunk go swimming sharks should have three meals a day, during the day children do not swim be selfish, karaoke in a bar when everyone is drunk everyone is talented, a soundtrack is better, an orgy is shown through a helicopter, thirty minutes of video, that's how long an orgy, they don't distinguish who is what gender, they don't give a damn, they're all drunk, honey, I'm drunk, I don't understand what your mouth has been busy all day, why does your throat hurt, why is it so wide, you have a sore throat, you drank a lot of whipped cream, it is so cold, why can't you sit, these chairs are so hard, the wife says and so hard Author: Musin Almat Zhumabekovich

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Aphorisms You cut like paper, a gif animation of memories, you burn away nostalgia that darkens in oblivion, in the quantum DNA of spirals, temporal transformations of evolution, compressing in space and out of time, a spiral in space, a paleontological library of DNA, an anthropology of philosophical, biological development, in the synthesis of multi reality and multi-dimensionality, different worldviews, the vagaries of the body return to the Stone Age, a metaphysical projection of the intuition of true reality, in the absolute unity of all consciousnesses, Epitaph conclusions of posthumous insight, solipsism of the dream matrix, glociation (ice age) of the reboot of meaning, after the total destruction of egoism, blooming infinity of romance, everything just pleases with its existence, A poem of malice in the void of Vesuvius, insane self-love, new forms of thinking as a plantation of madness, and there is no prudence, the industry of selfishness, the prosperity of protagonism, capricious perfectionism, ego ananism, and lack of altruism, and humanism, the world is a projection of vicious imagination, hidden reflection, false transformation, fatal defeat with lies, infection with a tremor of fear, spiritual dust, all for the sake of fucking, and collapse, and vanity of the ego of the groin, the development industry of imaginary greatness, and difference, and there is no decency, ego flight into the void, going into the abyss a ticket to one, where there is none air and sound, there is despair and a curtain without dawn Poetry A gentle symphony of seduction, you are the highest creation, a poetic illumination of love for you, conceals bottomless passion, eternity in your sweet embrace, a true paradise of the heart, passion warms your skin with love, unconscious sincerity of tenderness, I submit to your true splendor, quiveringly attractive alluring beauty , marvelous aroma of pheromones, by nature a masterpiece of aphrodosiac, shook, sisyatryat, dick shaking, hormones dance, penis vibrates like a phone, I got an SMS in my penis, this is passion, you are a sweet attack, your passion is right in the mouth, we will explode everything with an orgasm your insides, pyrotechnician my penis, pyromania of passion all night, I’m not averse to bed with you again and again, you throw a hundred, all thoughts away, we rage all night, there is a smoke break from shock, there was parkour in all poses, from the dope of happiness, happy like a weed Beauty is your passionate frying, fate has no better gift, you move so sweet, it got too hot for me here, I just putty on my pants, I will cover up all your bad thoughts, you will move away from the shock of passion for a long time, I have two pistol magazines between my legs , defuse the whole clip, and we will give birth to triplets, create a strong family, keep your butt strong, I will appreciate your tender soul, caress with compliments, and confirm with arguments, reward me with applause, I am your faithful sex toy, the soul is like a soft toy, I read your thoughts like a wiretap, I'll be a friend and husband better than any of your girlfriends, I always need to be yours, take care of you passionately and amicably, I'll give you a nickname sexy, here's a cupcake, my sweet peach, Your beauty boils my blood, my eyebrow rises in delight, I want a reservation, but the night is between your legs, a cornucopia of passion is ready for battle, I will make the vagina sing orgasmic arias of sweetness, and your beauty makes cum amnesia, I don’t understand that they did a lobotomy, oh I dream about you, I forget my ex-girls, I don’t hide you, I appease you in my thoughts, I respect you, I open a new level of the world of endless passionate love for you, I answer when I visit you sadly, I worry, love and understand, your passion in the eyes is contagious, in It’s gratifying in your pants, your soul is smart, your portal of love between is open, with a strict work schedule, I’m the head of your fanfic, I look like your daddy, everything is in FIG, you excite like a vacuum pump, because you are a sex bomb, call my urologist from excitement tear of the penis, at the end of it everything foams from crazy love, jokes You have sex because Alphonse extended his parking ticket for living in the girl’s apartment, as a prostitute you say we will renew, auto stop prostitution, movement towards wealth like kept women Dad, you bought me a cool jeep, yes it's a Hummer, she goes outside with her father, and there, a children's electric car for children Scandalous Family Reality Sweepstakes Sex with your frigid wife, put your dick in the frozen meat compartment Flattery? You are flattering me? You thought of flattery to me, where did you go? For your huge wife Gemini is a creative crisis and laziness, meeting absolutely similar to yourself is cosplay, and copyright, Siamese twins, rudimentary twins is nature trolling The end of the month, the full moon, fangs, claws, blood from the mouth could not go to the manicurist, and the dentist and check the gums, monthly and salary are delayed, that's what ruins marriages, she's in this T-shirt: mom wet everyone, quickly pretend everyone is stupid, she smells fear under dull eyes, and a guilty smile Optimism is a gambling scam, marketing endorphins help empty wallets You flatter me, you overestimate me like a fraudulent, rigged grocery store scale. You just need to crush passion in bed, so the psychologist said, why do you pour gasoline on the bed, I want to ignite passion, you always take everything too literally A gym for exercise bikes, behind the screen it’s like a drug lord, creditors, and tax are chasing you, and you’re losing more calories on an exercise bike out of fear, you hear shooting, you can take off virtual glasses and go to a cardiologist You saw her boyfriend, he seems to be on sub-atomic gamma steroids, he does not get into the elevator, he is afraid to die, he always climbs to the twentieth floor on foot, and because of his height, he walks with a bent hump on which muscles grow, like a canyon, we put a flag there, he can’t remove it, they say he has a penis to the floor, he puts it in a sock, sometimes trips over it, used it once as a lasso, he was arrested for sexual harassment, when he starts to get scared, it seems that he falls on you a statue, they spit in his back, he turns back with a jump to see, because the neck does not turn because of the muscles, he can literally get a star from the sky to his girlfriend, while birds crash into him Liquid diarrhea, you got a blender in your stomach There is no waste dispenser in the body, no filing cabinet, no food, no emotional, there is anarchy of gluttony His fat is like melted cheese in the microwave, like a candle that burned for a couple of hours, and then the light was turned on just when everyone went to bed Are you in the top or in the pop He's got a middle finger sight on the end of his shotgun, the man was playing hide-and-seek with himself, the skeleton in the closet, it looks like it was never found, He lives in a scandalous family, that's why the troll Chinese gong, when the verbal fight starts, he knocks on their nerves High on laziness, I smoked all my brains, wrapped my joint like paper, my main jamb in life is your brain, and smoked with crazy thoughts of laziness Look how angrily your wife looks at you, she is angry and greedy, she is greedy, she shoots you with a look from a pistol with a silencer You have baldness of thoughts Dubious friends are a multiplication table of problems, no accountant can handle if they are all on loan And how your brother farts, right si 4 bomb, they called people in chemical protection, the store was temporarily closed, he had to be taken to the troops, he has a super weapon behind him, you can draw comics about him, the signature phrase stink from here Oh, sperm toxicosis, it’s like you’re shooting girls with a water pistol with light-infuriating music of emotions, porn music of the eighties is in your head, you need to load the gun with a special handle so that it shoots at sex targets, but over the years there is only urine, oh youth problems with alimony and creditors and bookmakers, the potency of optimism, it seems that you can do everything in the world, but over time it’s just a batch of spitting watering bowl that trolls you and you don’t understand whether you want to write or not, but without sperm we are smarter, from sperm all the girls in the world seem more beautiful, like from alcohol Your nose is so big, would you give it a liposuction and a lift, it's so big that the operator censored the nose, it's too big and erect This alcoholic has a brain in his head like in an aquarium of alcohol My bbw has big breasts and ass, which other girls don't, and you and your model have her ribs and crumpled pancakes for dinner, lift your dumbbell further (bbw), fuck your painted sheet further (model), yours will lose weight in a coffin , and yours is already disappearing like a black hole of space, only the anus remains, plug the hole with a dick, I hear from there her mats about how bad you are in bed, your skinny shrimp in bed, and my crazy nymphet candy, my racket is eager to fight, because she is a coquette, with my powerful explosion, sex impulse, like a nervous breakdown, and we don't need a break I heard your girlfriend never shaves, you even comb her whole body Author: Musin Almat Zhumabekovich

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Fountains of orgasm from your beauty, excitement leads to a higher dimension of love, beauty that crushes any resentment and guilt, depression and greed, unbearably draws you in reality and in a dream, lovely bodily grandeur, true guise of erotic beauty, indifference to competitors, their impersonality is visible , excites obscenely, seductive difference, your beauty boomgasm (boom orgasm), one look like a policeman's order to stop moving a man's penis, fresh, juicy, sweet, shiny skin, the color of an appetizing sausage in refrigerator, I want to you with all my body and soul, the hot heat of passion devours me, hot to the point of madness, you are my passionate sweetness, erotic joy, shiveringly attracted to your infinite beauty, in careless romance I am devoted to you forever, intoxicating heat of passion, I long to know your depths beauty, in order to know your soul, in the true beauty hidden from the world, the secrets of miracles in your feelings of love, you excite you fall in love with frightening speed , you forever amaze with your beauty, and infect your mind with passion, reflect my sparkling desires, and water endless heights with my heart orgasm, even your ectoplasm is beautiful, feelings for you are beautiful and contagious, and so gratifying, I try to look smart, because being yours is vital, I love you bravely, I'm not at all afraid, The hot abyss of passion, the hot mistress of hearts, the ideal of male passions, I fall in love bottomlessly and am amazed and infected with fanaticism for your beauty, I fall incredibly in love, I am reflected in your beauty because you are an extension of me, kilograms of sperm in the eggs accumulate from your beauty, fall in love with my true reflects desires, without you the heart suffers forever, your beauty works like a vacuum pump, and when we have sex it's like a hydro pump, I stick to your beauty more and more from your infinite beauty it's harder and harder to breathe, the sweetness of skin color delights passion, the world transformed by you, the brutal excites the imagination, it infects, it charges the eggs with sperm like a hundred, so much that it's as if the veins will burst blood, the nerves tremble with beauty, like the vibrations of the message of the hundred that it's time to have sex, Your beauty drains all sources of passion, my inner world is in your power, you just stood nearby, but it seems as if you fucked with high quality, anyone will start smoking from your beauty, drive yourself crazy that you are not mine, an erection explosion will blow up the whole inner world, penis charred from your beauty, you are an aesthetic pleasure, a product of true beauty, endless lust, souls from my affection, souls from my compliments, souls from my lust, and endless attraction, you are an image not only of true beauty, but also of true happiness, you are insane lust , saliva flow, my true path is you, a poem of lyrical tenderness is a bridge leading to you, everything in me sings of you, remembers and intensifies love for you to infinity, in the love of carelessness of romance, my love is indestructible, because I appreciate it to infinity, everything my limbs reach for you, the soul crawls out of the body and wants to enter you, to know depths of beauty, Exactly right, the intuition of an erection does not fail me, it leads to marriage with you, it always turns me on, from your beauty I end for no reason, the spring breeze of tenderness, caresses the romance of your beauty to infinity, in love carelessness, we are immortal because we are together forever, your beauty caresses the spirit jokes You've got a shaped chin, you're carving wood Are you a prostitute? Your ass had a hard day Now it's fashionable to be incomprehensible Your diary is a complete diarrhea of life He thinks that he is the lord, his chick without an Adam's apple, he will not get a stick from her at home, a roar, his huckster is waiting for him on the street When the financial end of the world comes, your big ass is the first thing your close people will eat, big ass in an apple in the anus, with barbecue sauce, they will say yami, it is so big that it won't get into any stove, no, you have more half of the body will remain, this is for the winter Kidnapped by an alien, giggled and that's enough, and change the previous chip in the anus, it itches and squeaks at four thirty in the morning, remove this vibrator, what are these capsules filled with water with aliens, what are these pickled cucumbers, where is the book of complaints, my planet is a skiff, how to get a visa in your planet, can i have a sex visa for starters, don't try to disable me again through the chip in the anus, that remote is floating in the aquarium of those capsules Sex is a joystick of erogenous zones, do an orgasmic combo fatality to your girlfriend Anger is as if the soul powerfully farted in the mouth I slept as if I had dropped fifteen kilograms of poop from my soul, hmm, you lost weight I have a kilogram of burgers, and a salad, I follow the figure Do you remember that girl, she tore his whole penis to shreds with her braces when she did an aggressive blowjob, she couldn't stop, she made a cool carving with her glands I don't want to go into the kitchen? Why? There is your brother. You say that like you saw a spider in the kitchen You draw her boobs in the armpits You are constantly in trouble, you have a visa in the anus of life He went out for a walk with his son, and he was just doing circles in the yard with his son, he was just walking him like a dog Gays everywhere, save asses, hello, I want to insure my ass from attacks and damage, security will walk with you with batons and shockers, guard your ass, the security guard gives an interview well, we guard his ass, turn off the camera, turn off the camera How he gets on my nerves, he's just Mozart He stood up and showed those who were wrong the middle finger, it turned out he imagined, again imagined that you were showing them the middle finger, leave me alone, you are cool only in your imagination and from afar, for creativity you need a place at a safe distance Why did she take a picture so far away, my penis is nearsighted From growth hormones, you will not be mega-giant in size and demolish entire cities with your dick He always goes through a thorough ass check at the airport because he has a suspicious face, they stick a camera with a flashlight up his ass, they look for drugs and a bomb among the poop, and at the end they give a lollipop as an apology You have hairy boobs, look like overgrown male balls Your nose seems to have been polished with a plane, your plastic surgeon is an abstractionist, your nose is a take-off area for skiers, I have a big nose due to a cold, sinusitis potatoes You know how hard I can talk, you will shudder in your sleep, said the man who cannot bring home a hundred thousand tenge, you just watery eyes, you just ran away and cries like a baby When you sit your big ass in the seat, you turn on the emergency lights, because someone might die. Vagina in a tube, it's like a butter churn in our village You are more careful with this fat man, he has been learning to eat more since childhood. Cops in the sauna investigating a murder how could he stab him with his dick it's a powerful viagra he threatened him with a gun it stabbed that dick then he choked his ass with a fart you say he came up with a new kind of martial arts savvy As soon as he borrows a lot of money from you, he disappears. Borrow a million dollars bank for a stupid scientific project, they answer the brother tomorrow I will give it back, he runs to the helicopter with money in a suitcase, which is going to the island I can't stand it anymore, but what about the extra bonus of patience, patience on credit, this is already overtime of my patience Beautiful huh? you have mouth evacuation I almost died my whole life flashed before my eyes, the trailer was so-so, as deceitful as all the trailers, they didn’t even indicate me in the credits Motivation is like a tooth decay alarm, you only brush your teeth when your tooth hurts. Even sperm cells have a visa There are smoking booths, his fart booth business never took off. Why does a man have a beard? To pretend to be an adult Fear is like a prostate, you pee with blood from it Skinny people sex, stick rubbing His speech is mind blowing, viral stupidity He has a high acidity in his mouth, his saliva is used to make sprays of sulfuric acid for construction materials and emetic sprays for self-defense. My bladder is broken, as if a powerful jock, clenching the urinary canal with all his might In fights without rules, he drinks a lot of water so that when he is kicked in the area of the bladder, he pisses himself off and they stop beating him if he loses, because they thought that he was afraid She pees, she cries Tranquilizers of laziness to make people too lazy to do stupid things So you're saying transvitivism is cosplay. Why do I need a thermos with a fingerprint function so that they can’t spit in it, you sometimes ask such stupid questions Author: Musin Almat Zhumabekovich

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He sniffs his middle finger like a Cuban cigar When your body was created, done, done, and too lazy to finish Look what the woodpecker is doing with the hollow, this is your sex, with your frigid woman who does not want you, you mean she is not sexually active, you are smarter than the hollow Girls discussing their boyfriends, what do you call his device, slacker So many feathers and sequins, he is so gay that other gay men are scared to death of him Optimism is a simulated orgasm Do you see in this picture where the man is sucking his dick on a sperm centrifuge? I would say vicious eternity carousel, but I like your answer better. No matter what is shown in this exhibition, everything is perceived as the norm. You are not so far away sir. I'm from the future, I was whipped with a penis for an hour for not doing my homework You don't brush your teeth, you wait for them to fall like stalactites in a cave, one guy meditated in a cave, his corpse is still there, the police are too lazy to remove it, what happened, the scorpion stung You were drunk, you thought that we were threatening you with uzi guns, and it was an ordinary perforator, others had a hair dryer, and a children's bubble gun And how she kissed you, pressed your carotid artery If you can’t take off your clothes for an hour to go to bed, then you are a jock. She is a rich woman, and what do you have, are your testicles your dowry? She found out everything about you and did not tell anything about herself, you underwent a rectal analysis and she did not find worms Who again changes your intuition Wealth is a sex visa, VIP pass to all pussies Why coffee, I have nightmares at seven in the morning A guy stares at a poster of a jock from the 90s for five minutes, the guy comes up and says I bless your marriage, I am inspired by an example to become like him, and not excited, you want to be like these pixelated, tanned sausage, he looks like a varicose penis Why are we all genetically short, it's all because of low ceilings, we save on building materials, you see that tall guy, he will become humpbacked, and his children will be short like us You're impotent? He is unarmed Champagne, confetti, clown, hey you're celebrating my uncle's funeral like that, your uncle had a hilarious death You're talking about my teenage son, about this petty pornographer Her ass is like a crumpled sofa Protein to turn pitching, you can’t get off the jerk, you will look like a junkie, and in old age like a morel Dried goats, icicles, they are like fangs of a nose, that's how he got out from under the rubble of an avalanche Today is a full moon mainstream mainstream about what a bad husband I am These guys are like giggling girls, laughing at stupid things, as if they were tickled by worms in the anus. And how long is the contract? Until you turn into these bones, these are the people who worked before you. The girl says I heard that his penis is like a flash drive with infections. Alimony is when you flew, not her Relatives are like kidney stones How beautiful you are, I want to get tangled in the hair of your nose Do you remember a fat man sitting on your bald head, we were afraid that he would hatch your testicle (head) and something terrible would be born there When you lie like hair on your tongue What does it mean I'm a fast-paced scorcher, I know the way to orgasm, I have a driver's license in sex You made cunnilingulis on your joystick to keep your game console working. Do I smile a lot? From cold, shock and fear How do you look after plastic surgery? Your doctor likes to mix drugs and cartoons with alcohol, you look like a toon from a drug addict's nightmare who woke up in a sweat with a boner, your doctor trolled you Motivation is yelling at your poop to make it come out faster. Children's toys and playgrounds are like entertainment for hamsters I have a lot of calcium, the coccyx comes out of the anus He has sperm toxicosis, we keep him in a cage, is that foam from his mouth? No, that's cum too. If you grew up in a scandalous family? That nervous tic will eventually make you dance the robot dance The only superpower a man needs is an eternal erection. Did you say alimony? Put the penis on the safety, let me put on the car handbrake. Damn, I'm done, turn on the emergency gang, I like the way your nipples and clitoris flash. It means you are excited. Author: Musin Almat Zhumabekovich

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The only thing we couldn't do was drop f-bombs, which we wanted to, one of the things that's unique about this character is that( Ritter) is not afraid as an actress, and Marvel as a studio, to let her make some stupid-ass decisions, to be wrong, to look ugly as a character.

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The problem I had at my last company wasn’t just that the health insurance piece wasn’t online, it was that every time you hired or terminated an employee, there were 20 different places where you needed to set that employee up or remove them. Over time, as things changed about them, all of these different systems had to be updated individually and separately. That was such a pain in the ass. [With Zenefits] you have one central system of record—like a hub—and it connects to all of these different spokes. Companies and employees know there’s one place to make changes, and it automatically updates all these other systems and makes it as seamless as possible.

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You have sagging fat on your sides, it looks like curtains Do you remember how we had the first time, in the bio toilet, it's a pity that he fell on his side, and everything fell out on us From the fact that you saw a beautiful girl in pip pants, you look from the creepy side, your eyes say give me Help help, the girl who screams for help strangles the robber, call the police I'm msi matyukalnik (mothershinik), I'm in the rap duo half tenge (two), how did you not hear about us, I'm offended What is the name of that womanizer Alphonse, nimble penis, knocked up and abandoned, already fucked half the city Here the walls are thin, the snoring of a peasant, a harsh voice behind the wall: well, shut up It's true that gas from your ass can blow up the whole world, I told you in secret She enlarged her lips, it's like boiled lips soup You're afraid to run into this guy, I just feel your ass trembling with fear, like a washing machine during the spin cycle of the laundry that you soaked in fear Calories like kidney stones Men fight to the New Year's music, for a big TV on the evening of discounts, for all the equipment in the store, and one man smashes a huge TV over their heads, knocking them out and taking the TV that was nearby on Christmas night, everyone wants high-tech gifts, and the evening similar desires, fights on the night of discounts, and bets on fighting men among sellers If this tall guy lifts you by the throat and throws you to the ground, you will fall to the ground for another two minutes. I love your big banners so much (breasts) they are so attention grabbing, increases crashes especially in horny pants I need to make the ceilings bigger so that your 70s hairstyle will fit into the house. He climbed into the storage for electric trains, got tangled in the wires and pissed himself, for which you left one more son, why other sons were killed with humor Watch how she looks at you, she wants you, she signals you with her headlights (eyes), winks with her headlights That your penis doesn’t cum in bed so often, so you love her in bed in a dosed way, go to the urologist to fix the tap, and flood your neighbors with sperm Doctor: touch the tip of your nose with your index finger with your eyes closed, like this, you don't have the flu Why does he have clown shoes, he is allergic to peanuts, his feet swell, we made him to order Are you a loader? You have a muscular hernia He doesn't have three balls, it's prostatitis In this club they dance like they're on electricity You're so tall that your girlfriend uses a parachute to jump down. Many have strabismus, because one eye is on the phone, the other is on the person Cars in the city are arranged like in Tetris Your penis is in a cast again, you are lucky with a woman, she is too passionate, domineering, dangerous, she has a sore throat, loves oral sex, that's why her voice is rough, I thought from steroids Still playing with your joystick, do an orgasmic fatality combo on your girlfriend You have pheromones friend, you attract flies Shave your hanging gardens It all starts with early gene mutations, you have someone mutated Singer concert, they brought a truck for flowers His anger is like the sound of a little girl's bicycle bell, I can be aggressive, girl: oh my god he's so cute when he's angry, a healthy guy is so oh well, I'll hug him now, stop bullying Why did she get a tattoo with bulging eyes on her breasts lady accountant soft-boiled buttocks He signed up for hip hop dancing and broke a couple of bones from his lack of agility Where is my penis, where is my penis, that is, where is my pen In the 90s you see a fantastic movie, you are eight and you think how they built it all, you are fourteen and you think how they built it, you are twenty you finally have the Internet, but of course these are toys Finished his dissertation in physics in Kazakhstan, no they don't work in a lab, he's a magician Be careful he attacks with his dick Rapists run after the runners, they ran around the circle and caught them from behind, because girls with a torso still do not have children and free alimony, the guys were legally raped, financial castration Touch your nose, you don't have the flu Convulsive masturbation from her beauty He can go through a quantum leap when he farts, he took a quantum leap through the door when he realized how much he would earn Brush your teeth, teeth are not nails, new ones won't grow Author: Musin Almat Zhumabekovich

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