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jokes you smell like cadaverous mothballs of pride your wife said you cum at supersonic speed chel boils (fumes and screams), do not look at me, I did not participate in his conception. The woman says: rub this rich man's personal belongings like a magic lamp of onanism, and the rich man will fulfill all your desires, from a fur coat to a house. Stop vacuuming heroin with your nose, I decided to powder my brain Honey, come to my place, my bar is open all night, my mojito is ready Your wife's boobs look like crumpled soda cans Bachelor's pillow, tears, saliva, and sperm, screams come from it, probably screams at night You pump the press, and the next day like a turtle Your thoughts need tick tock What makes you run faster towards the goal, doberman running after you She talks and says, when will condoms for the ears be invented, or a hearing aid, on the contrary, will make you deaf and happy Finally, the Kazakh character appeared in the fighting game, instead of blood, all the extra tea is poured out, and he can be resurrected by pull from the other world, he let the snake in thousand tenge, he has a tenge life line, the tenge overcut has fallen, tomorrow I will give it back, his fatality, he fraternally loaded his opponent with his work and rewrote the credit for him Inflation is a barrel at the temple He found his wife's spy camera and stuck it in the toilet, now she's ashamed and she can't take it away It's not a black eye, it's a superhero mask This balabol is so rubbery that it can pull one thing until death What super power would you like? Endless erection so that the penis emits sex signals for girls for several thousand kilometers He slept with an opera singer, I still collect broken glasses, he is still deaf This gamer played on the joystick all day (had sex with a girl), her buttons are what you need, big, juicy, combo did caress and fuck, they moved to the next level of sex games, look how hard the fingers are You bake me before sex, I’m already baked, you don’t want corners, and you are a pastry chef, of course, even the bio clock has a timer like an oven I sing so much I open my mouth so wide that my mouth hurts, a guy runs in: what makes his mouth hurt News like a gum machine, chew it all day Do you like to read books? Yes, you are a reader. I am a reader, not a reader. Reader gets a little angry. Vibration alarm clock butt plug at five thirty in the morning, with fun music, so she wakes herself up in the morning, she gets up early God, what erotic poems, just a poem written with sperm, only a short one, apparently the sperm is over, I finished everything here with delight He thinks slowly like a Bengali internet Your old man is like chewed gum During rush hour there is not even a place to fart. Why, shut up with something? Rush hour is a bisexual confusion, you can’t understand whose arm and leg, is it a leg? orgy of inevitability, girls are lifted with horny penises to find her friend Somewhere in Mexico, hello, I'm looking for my ex-boyfriend, shows a photo, ahh, lesbian prostitute chiquita, raul call chiquita, it seems she woke up from heroin, if you give five bucks chiquita will show her huge boobs, she woke up, chiquita told me what from where then the Eurasian continent, left because of the crisis, made herself chiki chiki and called herself chikita, chikita comes out with a cigarette, raul stop touching me, I only love girls, hello dear, or rather, what is left of you, chikita today is snapped up by girls, m - Yes, all the tickets are sold out, honey, take a ticket, there is a scoreboard and seats, play station, I will serve you Physics of anger, one jumps, the other jumps up (trampoline) When a girl leaves a guy, she meets with him to see him in the eyes, it's just that it's not so funny on the phone, the feelings are not the same Your beauty is like a juicy burger for a fat man Sex with a bbw, I was run over by a truck, sex with a muscular girl, I asked for sex, not wrestling, sex skinny, it was like I was in a cemetery playing with bones He pisses me off like he's pressing on my bladder How skinny how she turns me on, I'd gnaw on those bones You hug a big pillow at night, and you think, no, now it’s like I’m on a motorcycle, and fall asleep, in a dream you are on a motorcycle, which is a motorcycle talking wife, you sleep on it, and you eat at high speed and she says, you don’t again brought a salary, and that girl from a parallel office, you sleep with her, no, I only want to fuck your gas tank, I swear if you sleep with her I will break us both, and you wake up with the words I want to fuck only your gas tank Check like a virgin, no money back Author: Musin Almat Zhumabekovich

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The deadliest jokes of fate The deadliest jokes of fate bring unceasing laughter of madness, the aria of laughter, the great opera about a fallen world, in a gift of naivete, and the gift is ticking like a bomb. I was holding back my laughter at the realization. You will be laughed to death, all the humor of fate. Fate is thinking where to shoot a pistol now, what you most value. Are you not funny? You just don't have a sense of humor. There will be so much shock awareness that you will choke with laughter while sitting in the electric chair of awareness. You will be cunning, you will stumble upon dirty jokes of black humor. Life is a deadly fun, fasten it up, fear is the adrenaline of hellish fun. Around you are clown hypocrisy, take popcorn and enjoy acting, clown show of selfishness, circus propaganda music. Billions laugh to tears and their souls scream. This is all a test, whether you go crazy or not, become like everyone else a hypocritical egoist and go to hell, or not. People are clowns from horror films, there are few people among them. And reincarnation is a repeating joke, an anecdote that you don't understand, and the comedy will continue until you understand the joke - it's a life lesson that you can't be a naughty, they burn in hell. If you feel conscience and guilt, then you are still human. A tense solo is played on you like a stringed instrument, and the string of the psyche breaks, and all other threads with reality will break. The only weapon is absolute fearlessness and unbridled laughter, you mock at those who want your suffering. You're in the world of selfish fools' day lasts a lifetime. You're alive because you haven't finished trolling yet. Sado maso karma, you continue to sin, is it not enough for you? More karma. You get pleasure from the pain of fate. You are full of deadly surprises of self-defense, like endless scarves and sleeves, you don’t believe in the tricks of creative lies, this is defocusing. Inflation is rising, and life will be even funnier and deadlier. The comical paradoxes of selfishness create a new reality. This false reality will become even funnier, a very funny mental hospital for people is ready. Cartoon optimism of self-deception, in Russian roulette of luck and success. Repeating the same jokes (mistakes in life) you hear your echo of karma. Everything is meaningless in chaos, fate gives suffering for the sake of fun, to look at your true face. Karma is self-irony because you make it worse for yourself. Become a scar, on the system of evil. The unbridled laughter of skepticism turns into an atheist who no longer believes in egoists who want to survive at the expense of others, their vile jokes (people's lies) defame faith in people. Sects of selfishness are everywhere. Naivete paralyzes your will, taking advantage of despair. Radiation of mass influence creates a mutation in the genome of consciousness. If you find out how ridiculous (cruel) this world is, you will perish. Autism lies and optimism. All the toxins, the toxic thinking of the selfishness of the whole world, all the irony of the world will kill you, and the uncontrollably laughing madman will be resurrected. How acid will corrode your brain. 1. Immersion in reality The smile of reality opens. Entering the deep tunnel of reality, you see the most eerie forms of smiles, like the deep throat of a hypocritical snake, a corridor entirely made up of the most eerie, frightening smiles of clowns. The deeper you go, the more you laugh from awareness and understanding. And you die after going through most of the tunnel choking with laughter. And your corpse seems to be dragging something unknown, invisible by itself. There are faces from the eternally smiling dead in the gates of eternity. And the new corpse merges with her and only a dead smile is visible. And only seeing the light with an indelible smile of irony and sarcasm. Reached the end. And the gate is open. To get into the space elevator. And so we are in the space elevator of morality, with a round floor, and round walls, which are decorated with light lamps of various delicate colors, this structure leads us to a higher dimension of thinking. You see it moving up at a very fast speed. You see the light above, this is a paradise where only the sincerity of all bright feelings and emotions, true love, forgiveness, true friendship, and disinterested nobility reign. 36 Mulatochka Captivating honey caramel is like a shining dawn, life with you is like a sweet erotic dream. Juicy sweet fabulously fantastically beautiful. From your sexuality, the glasses are sweating, captured by the sexual power in your eyes, this is the amazing magic of charm lurking in them. You are my depraved temptation, dirty temptation. A sweet temptation of gently growling passion, a juicy caramel berry breathtaking in its beauty, sometimes shimmering with a picturesque overflow, delicate sensual shades of a red sunset, incinerated by the red-hot heat of passion. From your hottest, sultry beauty, the brain seems to turn off and lose consciousness from your sweetest kisses. 2. A person between anger and despondency, illuminates both sides with selfless nobility. A thought comes out of the depths, or goes into the depths, into dreams, into unconsciousness, where there are only fears, desires, and memories. The head is connected with the other world, the pillar of the beam around which thoughts move, your mind opens thousands dimensions into alternate dimensions of the imagination. A smile will reveal the true self, a smile will open the bridge to it. A crazy smile stretches to the floor, it is like a cell of the soul, the edges of the lips are connected with portals to the other world, they are also smiles twisted into spirals, a gas of laughter comes out through the teeth, in a smile a whole universe of awareness, a smile clinging to other smiles, connecting them together and pulling them outside. Other smiling personalities burst out of the face while in a special state of mind. There is a squinting third eye in the head that suspects all traitors, electrical wires are tied to the head, connecting with reality, with its whisper. In the giant smile that opens up to the world, there is a smiling powerful force, the smiling eyes of the bright side of the personality. The body and soul are torn and there are crazy smiles too, the body opens, and there is a portal to an amazing world. A smile sometimes turns into a spiral of thoughts, a person withdrawing into himself, torn away from external values, plunging into spirituality, and then circles around himself, immersing himself in his own self. Part of the body is a cloak in which other forms of mood are hidden. The body has ten smiling tails of sycophants sent by the dark side of the personality. There is a sewn-in smile in the body that wants to say a lot, it is located in the back of the head in the back there is a bag that accumulates laughter and absorbs someone else's. 3. The smile of the seer The smile of awareness, its edges pierce into the fabric of reality and reveal what is hidden from the eyes, the black humor of reality devoid of all hypocrisy. 4. The smile of a hypocrite is a mask on the floor of the face from a broken mirror, which reflects tens of hundreds of false smiles of him and those who stand and stood in front of him. 5. From the awareness of everything and everything, the smile on the face becomes wider and wider. Author: Musin Almat Zhumabekovich

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