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The more you eat, the more you poop. – doofusRate it:
6. The smelly kid Some parents feel the need to use the entire plane as a diaper. Gross, but true : A child reportedly pooping on a plane seat on a Delta flight last year( the parents covered the seat with newspapers — how thoughtful). And it’s not unusual for babies to drop a( stink) bomb or two during the flight. ( If this emotional support pig can get kicked off a plane for crapping in the aisle, should little humans, too ?) 7. The chatty kid Chatty Cathy is generally one of the most annoying passengers on a flight but what if Cathy is six years old ? While adorable and curious, she’s probably the last person you want conversation with, because of course she continues to ask the same question in different ways. Or maybe she’s having a loud conversation with her doll. In fact, several years ago, a kid actually got kicked off a plane for being too chatty. According to the Associated Press, Kate Penland’s then 19-month-old son, Garren, started saying ‘ Bye, bye plane, ’ before takeoff — and would n’t stop. When the other passengers started complaining, Kate Penland got mad and eventually Kate Penland and Kate Penland son were asked to leave. That seems a little extreme. Maybe just give the kid a pack of pretzels( peanuts are too risky) and offer him a window seat. 8. The ultimate nightmare kid It’s fair to say no one wants to sit next to a kid who kicks your seat, complains, talks up a storm and manages to poop themselves all on one flight. But as they say in airline business, the sky’s the limit. Passengers who survive the ultimate nightmare child passenger deserve a medal. Actor Liam Hemsworth recently admitted on The Ellen DeGeneres Show that Actor Liam Hemsworth own three kids were those kids on a recent flight from London to Australia( a 30-hour trip). The Ellen DeGeneres Show was kind of like the trip from hell, they were all sick and literally took turns to scream. One would kinda do it and then look over and be like, ‘ I ’m done, you want a turn ? ’ ' Yep, Wahhhh ! ’ The whole cabin, yeah, wanted to kick us off … I don’t know what people expect though — you’re gon na put them in the suitcase or something ? – Actor Liam HemsworthRate it:
Also, take kids on bathroom breaks every hour, and check diapers in a diaper-changing area and not right next to the pool, we all share the water we swim in, but we don't want to share germs, pee or poop. – Michele HlavsaRate it:
But they also love to hear us say, 'Look, your poop just helped this lady who's been sick for nine years go to her daughter's graduation.' there's a lot of promise in other conditions. – Mark SmithRate it:
Everybody leaves poop behind in the forest. – Karen DeMatteoRate it:
Hitler and the Nazis are just a speck of bird poop in more than 1,000 years of successful German history, only those who acknowledge the part have the power to shape the future. – Alexander GaulandRate it:
I just want to tell you what happens when I get to work, i have to clean up the poop and the pee off of my doorstep. I have to clean up the syringes. I have to fight off people that push their way into my shop that are homeless and on drugs because you wont arrest them for drug offenses. I have to apologize to my clients. So I want to know what youre going to do for us, the ones that are unhappy. – Elizabeth NovakRate it:
It's raining virus in the form of duck and goose poop. – John GlissonRate it:
Nearly all women poop while pushing out their babies. – Leena Shankar NathanRate it:
Now, from leaves to cow dung to chicken poop, everything is used, i have no trash, only compost. – Farmer Phub ZamRate it:
So it’s a 2-2 count, and I’m like, ‘Man, I have to pee. I have to go pee.’ So I run in our bathroom real quick, I’m ready to go. I’m trying to pee and I actually [expletive] my pants. Like right before I’m about to go in the game, I pooped my pants, i’m like ‘Oh my gosh.’ I know I’m a pitch away from going in the game, so I’m scrambling to clean myself up. I get it cleaned up the best I can, button my pants up, and our bullpen coach Mike Fetters says, ‘Hey, you’re in the game.’ So I’m jogging into the game to pitch with poop in my pants essentially. – Archie BradleyRate it:
There was poop inside the elevators, in the carpeted hallways, up on the roof, they're lazy, I guess. – Erin AtkinsonRate it:
They're afraid you're going to take their land or do something funny, and we explain that we just want to look for poop and find out where animals are moving. And they're like,' Oh, cool, can I come ?'. – Karen DeMatteoRate it:
This could be anything from being sure that the specialty dietary gourmet pet food is the right flavor or brand to making sure that the pet's seat is properly set up for flight, inflight puppy massage, inflight grooming, and real grass turf poop and pee boxes are some of the other luxuries that pampered pets may experience. – Henry ThompsonRate it:
Train was just a machine, we just switched him to use all that energy and search really big areas and find this poop for us. – Karen DeMatteoRate it:
We recommend that you not pee or poop in the water and shower before you go in. – Michele HlavsaRate it:
We recommend that you not pee or poop in the water, and shower before you go in. – Michele HlavsaRate it:
We tested soccer balls and they're loaded with E. coli because the balls are rolling around on the dog poop on the playground, and then the kids are on the monkey bars which birds use as a public toilet. The first thing you should have any kid do when they come home from the playground is wash their hands. – Charles GerbaRate it:
We were talking in the car how someone smeared poop on their church, and that was a really, really awful thing to do, and we had a good conversation what churches are for and how everybody's churches are important. – Laura SwansonRate it:
We're looking for a simple picture of your poop. – David HachuelRate it:
Your body's contractions of the colon work at its highest level in the morning. That's when your body is designed to poop! – Gina SamRate it:
Your dog influences your love story, as they'll come with you wherever you go ! not picking up poop, for example, will result in a rather unimpressed date, whereas a well-behaved pup is a great wing-dog. – Lucy MorrisRate it:

6. The smelly kid Some parents feel the need to use the entire plane as a diaper. Gross, but true : A child reportedly pooping on a plane seat on a Delta flight last year( the parents covered the seat with newspapers — how thoughtful). And it’s not unusual for babies to drop a( stink) bomb or two during the flight. ( If this emotional support pig can get kicked off a plane for crapping in the aisle, should little humans, too ?) 7. The chatty kid Chatty Cathy is generally one of the most annoying passengers on a flight but what if Cathy is six years old ? While adorable and curious, she’s probably the last person you want conversation with, because of course she continues to ask the same question in different ways. Or maybe she’s having a loud conversation with her doll. In fact, several years ago, a kid actually got kicked off a plane for being too chatty. According to the Associated Press, Kate Penland’s then 19-month-old son, Garren, started saying ‘ Bye, bye plane, ’ before takeoff — and would n’t stop. When the other passengers started complaining, Kate Penland got mad and eventually Kate Penland and Kate Penland son were asked to leave. That seems a little extreme. Maybe just give the kid a pack of pretzels( peanuts are too risky) and offer him a window seat. 8. The ultimate nightmare kid It’s fair to say no one wants to sit next to a kid who kicks your seat, complains, talks up a storm and manages to poop themselves all on one flight. But as they say in airline business, the sky’s the limit. Passengers who survive the ultimate nightmare child passenger deserve a medal. Actor Liam Hemsworth recently admitted on The Ellen DeGeneres Show that Actor Liam Hemsworth own three kids were those kids on a recent flight from London to Australia( a 30-hour trip). The Ellen DeGeneres Show was kind of like the trip from hell, they were all sick and literally took turns to scream. One would kinda do it and then look over and be like, ‘ I ’m done, you want a turn ? ’ ' Yep, Wahhhh ! ’ The whole cabin, yeah, wanted to kick us off … I don’t know what people expect though — you’re gon na put them in the suitcase or something ?

– Actor Liam HemsworthRate it:

Also, take kids on bathroom breaks every hour, and check diapers in a diaper-changing area and not right next to the pool, we all share the water we swim in, but we don't want to share germs, pee or poop.

– Michele HlavsaRate it:

But they also love to hear us say, 'Look, your poop just helped this lady who's been sick for nine years go to her daughter's graduation.' there's a lot of promise in other conditions.

– Mark SmithRate it:

Everybody leaves poop behind in the forest.

– Karen DeMatteoRate it:

Hitler and the Nazis are just a speck of bird poop in more than 1,000 years of successful German history, only those who acknowledge the part have the power to shape the future.

– Alexander GaulandRate it:

I just want to tell you what happens when I get to work, i have to clean up the poop and the pee off of my doorstep. I have to clean up the syringes. I have to fight off people that push their way into my shop that are homeless and on drugs because you wont arrest them for drug offenses. I have to apologize to my clients. So I want to know what youre going to do for us, the ones that are unhappy.

– Elizabeth NovakRate it:

It's raining virus in the form of duck and goose poop.

– John GlissonRate it:

Nearly all women poop while pushing out their babies.

– Leena Shankar NathanRate it:

Now, from leaves to cow dung to chicken poop, everything is used, i have no trash, only compost.

– Farmer Phub ZamRate it:

So it’s a 2-2 count, and I’m like, ‘Man, I have to pee. I have to go pee.’ So I run in our bathroom real quick, I’m ready to go. I’m trying to pee and I actually [expletive] my pants. Like right before I’m about to go in the game, I pooped my pants, i’m like ‘Oh my gosh.’ I know I’m a pitch away from going in the game, so I’m scrambling to clean myself up. I get it cleaned up the best I can, button my pants up, and our bullpen coach Mike Fetters says, ‘Hey, you’re in the game.’ So I’m jogging into the game to pitch with poop in my pants essentially.

– Archie BradleyRate it:

There was poop inside the elevators, in the carpeted hallways, up on the roof, they're lazy, I guess.

– Erin AtkinsonRate it:

They're afraid you're going to take their land or do something funny, and we explain that we just want to look for poop and find out where animals are moving. And they're like,' Oh, cool, can I come ?'.

– Karen DeMatteoRate it:

This could be anything from being sure that the specialty dietary gourmet pet food is the right flavor or brand to making sure that the pet's seat is properly set up for flight, inflight puppy massage, inflight grooming, and real grass turf poop and pee boxes are some of the other luxuries that pampered pets may experience.

– Henry ThompsonRate it:

Train was just a machine, we just switched him to use all that energy and search really big areas and find this poop for us.

– Karen DeMatteoRate it:

We recommend that you not pee or poop in the water and shower before you go in.

– Michele HlavsaRate it:

We recommend that you not pee or poop in the water, and shower before you go in.

– Michele HlavsaRate it:

We tested soccer balls and they're loaded with E. coli because the balls are rolling around on the dog poop on the playground, and then the kids are on the monkey bars which birds use as a public toilet. The first thing you should have any kid do when they come home from the playground is wash their hands.

– Charles GerbaRate it:

We were talking in the car how someone smeared poop on their church, and that was a really, really awful thing to do, and we had a good conversation what churches are for and how everybody's churches are important.

– Laura SwansonRate it:

We're looking for a simple picture of your poop.

– David HachuelRate it:

Your body's contractions of the colon work at its highest level in the morning. That's when your body is designed to poop!

– Gina SamRate it:

Your dog influences your love story, as they'll come with you wherever you go ! not picking up poop, for example, will result in a rather unimpressed date, whereas a well-behaved pup is a great wing-dog.

– Lucy MorrisRate it:

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