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Aphorisms In different dimensions of philosophy, its own air, discharged by the paradoxes of the time of the chaos of the subconscious, exotic illusions as the basis for the transformation of the dimension, the mystery of the world in the sensitivity of empathy of intuition, from the lower reality of materialism to the higher reality of spiritual love, the stages of insight lead to unknown paths of insight, spatial temporal perception of the philosophical worldview depends on how they see the world, people are shameless because they see the world one-sidedly, if they saw the world from different video cameras, they would see them, but they are hindered by the glaucoma of selfishness, values erased in time that degenerate into parodies of temptations, and formalities, in self-deception, people parody themselves in the contradictions of their consciousnesses compressing in the web of endless ways of future development, In the voids of inevitability, we expect the end of the joke of life, in the valleys of inevitability, we learn the secrets of philosophical lessons, the gap of multibillion-dollar variations in the formation of personality, all the false paths of the ego, like toys of the subconscious, which are childhood traumas and complexes, in infantile degradation, a distortion of the worldview is formed, a karmic time loop, on which the last hope was hung, the city as a cluster of stars in a constellation, various designs of paradoxes of illusions, as dogmas of self-deception, dead twins of personality in the soul, as a reminder of past lives, and the soul as a graveyard of personalities, unfinished dreams of egoism, Poetry You are like a treasure chest of my love, passionate values, at the sight of you, the tongue automatically licks the lips, an orgasmic massage of delight all over the body, all over the nervous system that deposits in memory and subconsciousness only you alone as the most valuable eternally beautiful pleasure lasting in my memory for auto-repeat for all eternity, time strengthens my love for you, the blooming sweetness of the moments spent with you light up the stars in my soul, these are memories, you are like a tropical fever of passion, always hot and humid, perfect to the smallest detail, where absolutely all whims are taken into account, perfectionist a masterpiece of utopia of passion, sweet to my lips, tongue, eyes, hands to lawlessness, lustful gluttony with passion for you, You are my pornographic paradise, juicy sweetness, erection joy, your beauty is an arsonist of penises, like lighters and weaving at a rock concert, orgasmic aria of delight, I sing opera like love exploding your throat, your beauty hard excites, the brain liquefies, inspires the soul, helps to live , sadistic teases and excites, with such beauty you can torture a dick with the fact that you will never get such a beauty, I want you even in a state of sleepwalking, in any state of the brain, not a single hypnosis can make my subconscious love you, it is physically impossible, and morally wrong stop loving you, your beauty is the highest stage of orgasm of bliss of delight, an incredibly higher state of love, How I love your resort intimate places your body is like a vacation in Hawaii, my passion melts steel, love cannot be hotter, endless waterfalls of lust compliments in which you shower every day in the waters of my passion in the hot springs of lust as jacuzzis bubble from falling in love, I dissolve in the depths of love, to the state of supreme bliss, I feel only you, your body and soul, I will always feel and search for you subconsciously all my lives, you are an eternal sediment of love, with weather precipitation of passion, an eternal storm of crazy passionate love, jokes You listen to your wife's whining like a vaginal tampon absorbs everything. Got herself a gigolo, a hot, passionate freeloader, whom she adopted You smell like five hundred lumberjacks I don’t know what you ate, but those guys in chemical protection still don’t calm down, they still don’t give us a house, they found what kind of life, your sub-atomic ass produces radiation Love is like waiting in line for the toilet Is it pimples or caviar It's crawling with vestigial twins like pimples How to turn everyone into vegetarians? I don't know ask zoophiles from farmers Conception is not a shooting gallery You are so pleased to give money, because of your beauty you don’t even understand what happened, like a casino machine that pleasantly cleans hope for the future Look, all credit ATMs were given pistols, yes, waste all the money, turn out your pockets, quickly, conveniently, legally, shamelessly, and most importantly, a legal way to rob, behind his wife she also has a gun, waiting for his salary, stupidity is now expensive, oh my God , she shoots at an ATM, ATM kids ran out, the children of officials will receive a little less than a billion tenge a month, oh my God, a shootout between relatives of an ATM, one ATM was transformed into a pimp robot, and the relatives of a man who was milked by an ATM and his wife, a sperm bank milking machine, ignore , otherwise they will ask for alimony, or they will take them to the gigolo farm and then they will milk our penises using special machines without porn Her silicone lips are like a hemorrhoid tumor Her silicone lips are like a pink frosted donut She dominates the relationship, uses your anus as an ashtray Your drunken husband seems to walk on glasses like shoes You are an attention donor He has a testosterone brutal voice, like a monster from a horror movie, he has three male balls, the third in his throat And then the honeymoon, he sticks a bee sting, and then he's just sorry Oh my God! So naked guys caged by a female gorilla and caged by a female panda, oh no, those are our bestiality pickups, you see human animal porn there, there's porn on TV all day, that's how we taught endangered animals to breed, we doubled the panda population , gently brought back romance and sexual relations with males of their species, the same method is planned to be used on endangered species of nations and races, we need more pickups How were you started? Let's listen to the porn dubbing of your parents' sex using this toy as an example. The cow says mu, the dog says gaff, the goat says bae, the pig says oink oink Chaste no leading to poverty or venereal yes leading to an abundance of problems, the deadly stupidity of chaos Tranquilizers of laziness helped to save Your wife found your stash of self-respect Why does it say sausage grill above your vagina A girl tells a guy: why is it written pub over your penis Always dreamed of being the icing on the cake, put another actor on, hey hey, I thought I was the icing on the cake said the guy in the cherry suit and angel wings, he was denied he runs and cries on the freeway everyone crashes cars looking at the guy in the cherry suit, friend he asks what you put on yourself, he said that it suits me, who said, languidly neighing janitor, I don’t understand the style of clothes We are already changing the fifth apartment, trollers are poltergeists Honey, we have been figuring out who is right for the fifth hour, maybe it's enough to find out who farted first and have sex You were robbed, all your money and sperm were taken from you, and these were girls, the laughing policeman laughs and says I want to take a picture with him, and why they took the sperm, no one wanted to marry one fat woman You seem to work in a women's team, so why don't you meet them? The man in the trauma center is crippled, the doctor says it means she has not had sex for a long time, this is an overabundance of her passion She demands too much sex, my balls turned into guacamole, which is basically like wasabi and pistachio ice cream, she has an insatiable taco written over her vagina, like a ride warning about throwing up and dizziness about if you constantly ride No matter how much he pays, I will pay less. You're so empty that the gym uses you as a hula hoop. Hawaiian Limbo inflation, pubic hair tug-of-war, but participants can't talk because it won't be funny, pinching a local man's coconut (penis) between boobs, but can't tell her husband because it won't be funny, aqua aerobics all the girls doing exercises in in the pool they secretly slept with a muscular tanned instructor, everyone has AIDS and all pregnant women, other venereal diseases in the pool, but you can’t talk to them because it won’t be funny, throw the ring (vagina) on a coconut stick (instructor’s penis), husbands can’t say it not funny, surfers on the wave see dolphins and sharks swimming with them, pretending to be dolphins, but you can’t talk to surfers’ husbands because the local guys won’t fall, it won’t be funny, hard Via gra in all cocktails, what’s the difference we are in Hawaii, a huge orgy about which they will tell in the news, at night drunk go swimming sharks should have three meals a day, during the day children do not swim be selfish, karaoke in a bar when everyone is drunk everyone is talented, a soundtrack is better, an orgy is shown through a helicopter, thirty minutes of video, that's how long an orgy, they don't distinguish who is what gender, they don't give a damn, they're all drunk, honey, I'm drunk, I don't understand what your mouth has been busy all day, why does your throat hurt, why is it so wide, you have a sore throat, you drank a lot of whipped cream, it is so cold, why can't you sit, these chairs are so hard, the wife says and so hard Author: Musin Almat Zhumabekovich

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Aphorisms You cut like paper, a gif animation of memories, you burn away nostalgia that darkens in oblivion, in the quantum DNA of spirals, temporal transformations of evolution, compressing in space and out of time, a spiral in space, a paleontological library of DNA, an anthropology of philosophical, biological development, in the synthesis of multi reality and multi-dimensionality, different worldviews, the vagaries of the body return to the Stone Age, a metaphysical projection of the intuition of true reality, in the absolute unity of all consciousnesses, Epitaph conclusions of posthumous insight, solipsism of the dream matrix, glociation (ice age) of the reboot of meaning, after the total destruction of egoism, blooming infinity of romance, everything just pleases with its existence, A poem of malice in the void of Vesuvius, insane self-love, new forms of thinking as a plantation of madness, and there is no prudence, the industry of selfishness, the prosperity of protagonism, capricious perfectionism, ego ananism, and lack of altruism, and humanism, the world is a projection of vicious imagination, hidden reflection, false transformation, fatal defeat with lies, infection with a tremor of fear, spiritual dust, all for the sake of fucking, and collapse, and vanity of the ego of the groin, the development industry of imaginary greatness, and difference, and there is no decency, ego flight into the void, going into the abyss a ticket to one, where there is none air and sound, there is despair and a curtain without dawn Poetry A gentle symphony of seduction, you are the highest creation, a poetic illumination of love for you, conceals bottomless passion, eternity in your sweet embrace, a true paradise of the heart, passion warms your skin with love, unconscious sincerity of tenderness, I submit to your true splendor, quiveringly attractive alluring beauty , marvelous aroma of pheromones, by nature a masterpiece of aphrodosiac, shook, sisyatryat, dick shaking, hormones dance, penis vibrates like a phone, I got an SMS in my penis, this is passion, you are a sweet attack, your passion is right in the mouth, we will explode everything with an orgasm your insides, pyrotechnician my penis, pyromania of passion all night, I’m not averse to bed with you again and again, you throw a hundred, all thoughts away, we rage all night, there is a smoke break from shock, there was parkour in all poses, from the dope of happiness, happy like a weed Beauty is your passionate frying, fate has no better gift, you move so sweet, it got too hot for me here, I just putty on my pants, I will cover up all your bad thoughts, you will move away from the shock of passion for a long time, I have two pistol magazines between my legs , defuse the whole clip, and we will give birth to triplets, create a strong family, keep your butt strong, I will appreciate your tender soul, caress with compliments, and confirm with arguments, reward me with applause, I am your faithful sex toy, the soul is like a soft toy, I read your thoughts like a wiretap, I'll be a friend and husband better than any of your girlfriends, I always need to be yours, take care of you passionately and amicably, I'll give you a nickname sexy, here's a cupcake, my sweet peach, Your beauty boils my blood, my eyebrow rises in delight, I want a reservation, but the night is between your legs, a cornucopia of passion is ready for battle, I will make the vagina sing orgasmic arias of sweetness, and your beauty makes cum amnesia, I don’t understand that they did a lobotomy, oh I dream about you, I forget my ex-girls, I don’t hide you, I appease you in my thoughts, I respect you, I open a new level of the world of endless passionate love for you, I answer when I visit you sadly, I worry, love and understand, your passion in the eyes is contagious, in It’s gratifying in your pants, your soul is smart, your portal of love between is open, with a strict work schedule, I’m the head of your fanfic, I look like your daddy, everything is in FIG, you excite like a vacuum pump, because you are a sex bomb, call my urologist from excitement tear of the penis, at the end of it everything foams from crazy love, jokes You have sex because Alphonse extended his parking ticket for living in the girl’s apartment, as a prostitute you say we will renew, auto stop prostitution, movement towards wealth like kept women Dad, you bought me a cool jeep, yes it's a Hummer, she goes outside with her father, and there, a children's electric car for children Scandalous Family Reality Sweepstakes Sex with your frigid wife, put your dick in the frozen meat compartment Flattery? You are flattering me? You thought of flattery to me, where did you go? For your huge wife Gemini is a creative crisis and laziness, meeting absolutely similar to yourself is cosplay, and copyright, Siamese twins, rudimentary twins is nature trolling The end of the month, the full moon, fangs, claws, blood from the mouth could not go to the manicurist, and the dentist and check the gums, monthly and salary are delayed, that's what ruins marriages, she's in this T-shirt: mom wet everyone, quickly pretend everyone is stupid, she smells fear under dull eyes, and a guilty smile Optimism is a gambling scam, marketing endorphins help empty wallets You flatter me, you overestimate me like a fraudulent, rigged grocery store scale. You just need to crush passion in bed, so the psychologist said, why do you pour gasoline on the bed, I want to ignite passion, you always take everything too literally A gym for exercise bikes, behind the screen it’s like a drug lord, creditors, and tax are chasing you, and you’re losing more calories on an exercise bike out of fear, you hear shooting, you can take off virtual glasses and go to a cardiologist You saw her boyfriend, he seems to be on sub-atomic gamma steroids, he does not get into the elevator, he is afraid to die, he always climbs to the twentieth floor on foot, and because of his height, he walks with a bent hump on which muscles grow, like a canyon, we put a flag there, he can’t remove it, they say he has a penis to the floor, he puts it in a sock, sometimes trips over it, used it once as a lasso, he was arrested for sexual harassment, when he starts to get scared, it seems that he falls on you a statue, they spit in his back, he turns back with a jump to see, because the neck does not turn because of the muscles, he can literally get a star from the sky to his girlfriend, while birds crash into him Liquid diarrhea, you got a blender in your stomach There is no waste dispenser in the body, no filing cabinet, no food, no emotional, there is anarchy of gluttony His fat is like melted cheese in the microwave, like a candle that burned for a couple of hours, and then the light was turned on just when everyone went to bed Are you in the top or in the pop He's got a middle finger sight on the end of his shotgun, the man was playing hide-and-seek with himself, the skeleton in the closet, it looks like it was never found, He lives in a scandalous family, that's why the troll Chinese gong, when the verbal fight starts, he knocks on their nerves High on laziness, I smoked all my brains, wrapped my joint like paper, my main jamb in life is your brain, and smoked with crazy thoughts of laziness Look how angrily your wife looks at you, she is angry and greedy, she is greedy, she shoots you with a look from a pistol with a silencer You have baldness of thoughts Dubious friends are a multiplication table of problems, no accountant can handle if they are all on loan And how your brother farts, right si 4 bomb, they called people in chemical protection, the store was temporarily closed, he had to be taken to the troops, he has a super weapon behind him, you can draw comics about him, the signature phrase stink from here Oh, sperm toxicosis, it’s like you’re shooting girls with a water pistol with light-infuriating music of emotions, porn music of the eighties is in your head, you need to load the gun with a special handle so that it shoots at sex targets, but over the years there is only urine, oh youth problems with alimony and creditors and bookmakers, the potency of optimism, it seems that you can do everything in the world, but over time it’s just a batch of spitting watering bowl that trolls you and you don’t understand whether you want to write or not, but without sperm we are smarter, from sperm all the girls in the world seem more beautiful, like from alcohol Your nose is so big, would you give it a liposuction and a lift, it's so big that the operator censored the nose, it's too big and erect This alcoholic has a brain in his head like in an aquarium of alcohol My bbw has big breasts and ass, which other girls don't, and you and your model have her ribs and crumpled pancakes for dinner, lift your dumbbell further (bbw), fuck your painted sheet further (model), yours will lose weight in a coffin , and yours is already disappearing like a black hole of space, only the anus remains, plug the hole with a dick, I hear from there her mats about how bad you are in bed, your skinny shrimp in bed, and my crazy nymphet candy, my racket is eager to fight, because she is a coquette, with my powerful explosion, sex impulse, like a nervous breakdown, and we don't need a break I heard your girlfriend never shaves, you even comb her whole body Author: Musin Almat Zhumabekovich

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