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jokes you smell like cadaverous mothballs of pride your wife said you cum at supersonic speed chel boils (fumes and screams), do not look at me, I did not participate in his conception. The woman says: rub this rich man's personal belongings like a magic lamp of onanism, and the rich man will fulfill all your desires, from a fur coat to a house. Stop vacuuming heroin with your nose, I decided to powder my brain Honey, come to my place, my bar is open all night, my mojito is ready Your wife's boobs look like crumpled soda cans Bachelor's pillow, tears, saliva, and sperm, screams come from it, probably screams at night You pump the press, and the next day like a turtle Your thoughts need tick tock What makes you run faster towards the goal, doberman running after you She talks and says, when will condoms for the ears be invented, or a hearing aid, on the contrary, will make you deaf and happy Finally, the Kazakh character appeared in the fighting game, instead of blood, all the extra tea is poured out, and he can be resurrected by pull from the other world, he let the snake in thousand tenge, he has a tenge life line, the tenge overcut has fallen, tomorrow I will give it back, his fatality, he fraternally loaded his opponent with his work and rewrote the credit for him Inflation is a barrel at the temple He found his wife's spy camera and stuck it in the toilet, now she's ashamed and she can't take it away It's not a black eye, it's a superhero mask This balabol is so rubbery that it can pull one thing until death What super power would you like? Endless erection so that the penis emits sex signals for girls for several thousand kilometers He slept with an opera singer, I still collect broken glasses, he is still deaf This gamer played on the joystick all day (had sex with a girl), her buttons are what you need, big, juicy, combo did caress and fuck, they moved to the next level of sex games, look how hard the fingers are You bake me before sex, I’m already baked, you don’t want corners, and you are a pastry chef, of course, even the bio clock has a timer like an oven I sing so much I open my mouth so wide that my mouth hurts, a guy runs in: what makes his mouth hurt News like a gum machine, chew it all day Do you like to read books? Yes, you are a reader. I am a reader, not a reader. Reader gets a little angry. Vibration alarm clock butt plug at five thirty in the morning, with fun music, so she wakes herself up in the morning, she gets up early God, what erotic poems, just a poem written with sperm, only a short one, apparently the sperm is over, I finished everything here with delight He thinks slowly like a Bengali internet Your old man is like chewed gum During rush hour there is not even a place to fart. Why, shut up with something? Rush hour is a bisexual confusion, you can’t understand whose arm and leg, is it a leg? orgy of inevitability, girls are lifted with horny penises to find her friend Somewhere in Mexico, hello, I'm looking for my ex-boyfriend, shows a photo, ahh, lesbian prostitute chiquita, raul call chiquita, it seems she woke up from heroin, if you give five bucks chiquita will show her huge boobs, she woke up, chiquita told me what from where then the Eurasian continent, left because of the crisis, made herself chiki chiki and called herself chikita, chikita comes out with a cigarette, raul stop touching me, I only love girls, hello dear, or rather, what is left of you, chikita today is snapped up by girls, m - Yes, all the tickets are sold out, honey, take a ticket, there is a scoreboard and seats, play station, I will serve you Physics of anger, one jumps, the other jumps up (trampoline) When a girl leaves a guy, she meets with him to see him in the eyes, it's just that it's not so funny on the phone, the feelings are not the same Your beauty is like a juicy burger for a fat man Sex with a bbw, I was run over by a truck, sex with a muscular girl, I asked for sex, not wrestling, sex skinny, it was like I was in a cemetery playing with bones He pisses me off like he's pressing on my bladder How skinny how she turns me on, I'd gnaw on those bones You hug a big pillow at night, and you think, no, now it’s like I’m on a motorcycle, and fall asleep, in a dream you are on a motorcycle, which is a motorcycle talking wife, you sleep on it, and you eat at high speed and she says, you don’t again brought a salary, and that girl from a parallel office, you sleep with her, no, I only want to fuck your gas tank, I swear if you sleep with her I will break us both, and you wake up with the words I want to fuck only your gas tank Check like a virgin, no money back Author: Musin Almat Zhumabekovich

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    In which movie does this quote appear: "To deny our own impulses is to deny the very thing that makes us human"?
    • A. The Green Mile
    • B. Gladiator
    • C. Batman Begins
    • D. The Matrix