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Hitch: So, tell me about her. Vance: Have you ever met someone, and you knew right away she was gonna be important to you? Not just because of her looks, but that X factor? Hitch: How'd you meet her? Vance: Actually, I was in a shop buying pajamas for my mom- Hitch: And by that, of course, you mean you were buying lingerie for another woman. Vance: Yes. You can't help where you meet somebody. And the lingerie is for a woman I'm no longer seeing... But anyway, the girl I met, the one I was talking about... She's so sweet, funny, Southern. She gives me her number... Now she won't return my phone calls. I don't know what it is about her. I just can't get her out of my mind. You know? Food has lost its taste. Colors, they seem dull. Things that used to matter... I don't know, they just no longer do. I think things aren't gonna snap back unless I... Unless I bang her. Hitch: ...Excuse me? Vance: You know, bang her. Clear my head. Get in, get off, get out. Hitch: ...I think you may have misunderstood what I do, exactly. Vance: [taken back] No, I was told that you help guys get in there! Hitch: Right, but see, here's the thing - my clients actually like women. "Hit it and quit it" is not my thing. Vance: Let me make one thing clear to you, rabbi, I need professional help. Hitch: Well, that is for damn certain. And I'm glad you can admit it because generally, that's the hardest part. Vance: [grabs Hitch by the wrist] You see what I'm doing? This is what I'm about - power suit, power tie, power steering. People can wince, cry, beg, but eventually they do what I want. Hitch: [not intimidated] Oh! So that's, like, a metaphor? Vance: Oh, yeah. Hitch: Right. Well, see, I'm more of a literal kind of guy. So when I do this... [he reverses the grip, twists Vance's arm back and slams him on the table] This is more like me saying that I will literally break your shit off if you ever touch me again. Mmkay, pumpkin?

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