Dixie: You know, that son of ours is really something. Eddie: Why? What happened? Dixie: While I'm tucking him in bed last night, he suddenly says to me, "Mommy, is kissing dirty?" Eddie: Yeah? What'd you tell him? Dixie: I said to him, "Darling, sex between two people can be a beautiful thing." Eddie: Oh, yeah. Dixie: "But between four people... fantastic!"

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