My parents only had one argument in forty-five years. It lasted forty-three years.

Cathy Ladman

Cathy Ladman is an American stand-up comedian, television writer, and actor. She was featured in her own installment of HBO's One Night Stand comedy series, and has been a guest on The Tonight Show on nine occasions. She has had numerous supporting roles in films like Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead, My Fellow Americans (1996), and White Oleander (2002), and two Mike Nichols films: "What Planet Are You From?" and Charlie Wilson's War (2007), as well as TV shows like Roseanne, Dr. Katz, Professional Therapist, Caroline in the City (in a recurring role), and Everybody Loves Raymond. She won an American Comedy Award for Best Female Stand-Up Comic in 1992

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