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You have sagging fat on your sides, it looks like curtains Do you remember how we had the first time, in the bio toilet, it's a pity that he fell on his side, and everything fell out on us From the fact that you saw a beautiful girl in pip pants, you look from the creepy side, your eyes say give me Help help, the girl who screams for help strangles the robber, call the police I'm msi matyukalnik (mothershinik), I'm in the rap duo half tenge (two), how did you not hear about us, I'm offended What is the name of that womanizer Alphonse, nimble penis, knocked up and abandoned, already f***ed half the city Here the walls are thin, the snoring of a peasant, a harsh voice behind the wall: well, shut up It's true that gas from your ass can blow up the whole world, I told you in secret She enlarged her lips, it's like boiled lips soup You're afraid to run into this guy, I just feel your ass trembling with fear, like a washing machine during the spin cycle of the laundry that you soaked in fear Calories like kidney stones Men fight to the New Year's music, for a big TV on the evening of discounts, for all the equipment in the store, and one man smashes a huge TV over their heads, knocking them out and taking the TV that was nearby on Christmas night, everyone wants high-tech gifts, and the evening similar desires, fights on the night of discounts, and bets on fighting men among sellers If this tall guy lifts you by the throat and throws you to the ground, you will fall to the ground for another two minutes. I love your big banners so much (breasts) they are so attention grabbing, increases crashes especially in horny pants I need to make the ceilings bigger so that your 70s hairstyle will fit into the house. He climbed into the storage for electric trains, got tangled in the wires and pissed himself, for which you left one more son, why other sons were killed with humor Watch how she looks at you, she wants you, she signals you with her headlights (eyes), winks with her headlights That your penis doesn’t cum in bed so often, so you love her in bed in a dosed way, go to the urologist to fix the tap, and flood your neighbors with sperm Doctor: touch the tip of your nose with your index finger with your eyes closed, like this, you don't have the flu Why does he have clown shoes, he is allergic to peanuts, his feet swell, we made him to order Are you a loader? You have a muscular hernia He doesn't have three balls, it's prostatitis In this club they dance like they're on electricity You're so tall that your girlfriend uses a parachute to jump down. Many have strabismus, because one eye is on the phone, the other is on the person Cars in the city are arranged like in Tetris Your penis is in a cast again, you are lucky with a woman, she is too passionate, domineering, dangerous, she has a sore throat, loves oral sex, that's why her voice is rough, I thought from steroids Still playing with your joystick, do an orgasmic fatality combo on your girlfriend You have pheromones friend, you attract flies Shave your hanging gardens It all starts with early gene mutations, you have someone mutated Singer concert, they brought a truck for flowers His anger is like the sound of a little girl's bicycle bell, I can be aggressive, girl: oh my god he's so cute when he's angry, a healthy guy is so oh well, I'll hug him now, stop bullying Why did she get a tattoo with bulging eyes on her breasts lady accountant soft-boiled buttocks He signed up for hip hop dancing and broke a couple of bones from his lack of agility Where is my penis, where is my penis, that is, where is my pen In the 90s you see a fantastic movie, you are eight and you think how they built it all, you are fourteen and you think how they built it, you are twenty you finally have the Internet, but of course these are toys Finished his dissertation in physics in Kazakhstan, no they don't work in a lab, he's a magician Be careful he attacks with his dick Rapists run after the runners, they ran around the circle and caught them from behind, because girls with a torso still do not have children and free alimony, the guys were legally raped, financial castration Touch your nose, you don't have the flu Convulsive masturbation from her beauty He can go through a quantum leap when he farts, he took a quantum leap through the door when he realized how much he would earn Brush your teeth, teeth are not nails, new ones won't grow Author: Musin Almat Zhumabekovich


Submitted by Almat11 on March 03, 2023

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