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you, I'm without you as if without the leash of your beauty, I came from your beauty so that it was as if my soul flew out through an orgasm into your vagina and I settled in your heart and soul, like a gigolo, Jokes Cloned yourself, replicated yourself, you went into circulation Everything should be nearby, a candy store and a dermatology clinic, a boxing club and a clinic are like yin yang How to get on television, the inscription on a T-shirt is the name of the country, the name of the president, victory, the inscription a**hole turned away, phone number, girls, I'm free, what is that on your screen, show her tits close up, I'll put on glasses, I can't see, points with a finger phone number on the back He put on special glasses to make his b*obs and butts look bigger Joking names for prison, sit down, rest, think about your behavior, another name for getting nervous You can use cream on your face, dry your face with the light of your smartphone. Soap operas eye action, everyone fights with their eyes they can’t say anything silent rage in a romantic series about lovers Worn blue jeans turned white, then black, then white, then for some reason blue again, that’s what life sounds like son You use roll-on deodorant and rub your cheeks with it to get rid of bad breath. Splits, acrobatics, gymnastics, don’t tear your vulva The astronauts in the shuttle are like in a beer can, soaring as if in a state of deep alcoholic intoxication, and when they land they have a hangover I'm following you, why is that, I mean it's another person watching, oh, he's already left, go catch up with him or else you'll replace him They cheated me out of my ticket and didn’t let me do kupa-kupa (swim) with busty girls in a large pool Your lower jaw sticks out like a waiter's tray If the electrician turns off the lights, everyone goes to bed like parrots. Author: Musin Almat Zhumabekovich Aphorisms The Aikido principle of diplomacy and polemics, silence, information processing, powerful response, tincture of awareness of wisdom, complexed with an inferiority complex, a hostility complex that reaches paranoia, with low self-esteem, with a thirst for self-affirmation at the expense of others, attacking foreign countries, many of them turn out to be with fascist, Nazi, racist inclinations, constantly talking about their skin color and nationality, or superiority over other peoples, trying to call themselves a superior race, each and all of this came from us, we invented this reflex, all the lands are ours, Traitors are guests, handfuls, be a hospitable person in your hotel of the heart, they are looking for an overnight stay out of despair and self-deception, Where there is big money, in that family there will always be quarrels of greed and courts of selfishness, Sins are a disco dance attraction, corrupt, hypocritical compromising puppets, catch the rhythm of the manipulator, swim and meditate in information, concentrate on the meaning of the essence of words in intuition, fine-tuning the accuracy and vigilance of navigation of meaning and a conscious path, Time is a sculptor of genetics, philosophical and spiritual evolution, with the tarant of sincerity to reach the heart, Poetry Exhausting with love lust, with a shudder I thirst for your touch, and trembling feelings from your kiss, taking me into the depths of love dreams, your erotic sexuality drives me crazy, I can’t fall for your gorgeous beauty, I can dream forever and lust and fall in love, admire your beauty, I feel your beauty with orgasm, and with my heart, I need a daily dose to look at your beauty, ass (butt) kick-ass inscription on the panties, on other panties atas I'm coming, attacking sexuality, Jokes Like special forces need to make a raid, take with them a girl who cannot be seen through the peephole, free pizza, mmm, pizza, the guys start smashing the door to the tarant, it turns out it’s not a girl but a recording of the girl on the tarant, with each blow the free pizza says The soles of your shoes make noise like flip-flops on the back of your head, you're not a ninja Do you remember how we played overtaking, if you fart, you have to overtake and fart, I remember fart races Smells like a fart in the barbershop, the guy waves his butt around you, in front of your nose, yeah thanks I feel better If you were allowed to work with machines as a child, you would not be able to open the door now Flower shop, golden petal (fictional store), how expensive the flowers are, how much does a petal cost, showed a high price, golden petal The husband's toes are like the keys of a piano, which the wife presses on with her heel, a string instrument of emotions that the wife needs This is a very old balcony, but it’s better not to stand on it for a long time, only on Tuesdays and Thursdays Buttocks are the curtains of the anus, the backstage of people's lives, remove this sign from our theater Thick pouty lips, you have hemorrhoids in your mouth Lazy as processed cheese on the couch, with folds of fat woman hits her head hard, presses cancel button Sculptures sculpture that violates the laws of physics, the desire for perfect symmetry, the greatness of the image of man as the perfection of evolution, Albino girls The skin of a sweet tender albino girl is like a coconut night of love, appetizing beauty, Muscular women Your muscular Amazonian beauty squeezes me with impatience to be yours as if you were lifting my balls with your biceps, Kazakh women Balls are like a nuclear reactor of sperm, love for a Kazakh woman intensifies, Blondes girls The blonde's skin is like delicate white yogurt, Author: Musin Almat Zhumabekovich Aphorisms The riot of testosterone is the basis of motivation, libido, potency, makes you cheer up like natural caffeine of self-motivation, Laziness, fever of outbreaks of spontaneous stupidity, tranquilizers of lazy fear of lack of self-confidence, Necrosis of thinking in self-deception, neurosis of delusion in one’s actions, There are many forgotten pages in the heart of the biography, which make you cry because they did not appreciate the present, time drives people to the grave, they are in a hurry, forget, miss, but do not experience time with loved ones, with family, soulmate, Traitors laugh with a feigned laugh, not natural, not human laughter, drug addict laughter bully, troller's laughter, dark forces laugh through the throat, laughter of lies, Charisma is the completed stage of personality, self-awareness, acceptance of one's true philosophical form of personality, Ego chaos has eroded the concept of truth for centuries in distorted inner worlds, it has given rise to individualism of misunderstanding, an abundance of opinions has plunged into detachment from reality, the design of eras of indifference is changing, Jokes Braces are a straitjacket for your teeth, you can still relax your gums like after a hearty dinner on the couch DNA test, this is when your balls were seized for child support, your balls were handcuffed nipple itches, vulgar itches, spanked his nipple while continuing to scratch stop using my pepper spray for sinusitis and a shocker to forget your ex-girlfriend, and brass knuckles to crush the dough in your a lot of interesting things in the cosmetic bag Well, he's so cute, he's big, baby he's huge, he's talking about her biceps He is the greatest traveler in the world of ass problems, among storms of low intelligence, storms of trolling, storms of haters, ice of fraud, dust storms of marketing, among dry deserts without sex, among cacti of inflation, among logs on strings of competition Why don’t the girls allow me to walk home, they’re probably afraid that I’ll stand under the windows at night with a floor lamp and look out the window, turn the floor lamp on and off, the light bulb burned out, I ran to the store to buy a new one Thoughts will find a bunch of holes in your body to release self-expression. Muscular women incessant, growing love for a muscular woman, my heart and penis are twitching