Found 2,332 quotes starting with IF:

If God dropped acid, would he see people?
– Steven WrightRate it:
If God ever chooses a house to live on earth, it will be the House of Science, not the House of Religion!
– Mehmet Murat ildanRate it:
If God ever commands the spirit of wisdom to depart from me, well, I reckon that I'll never be able to compose the written word again. Not in music, and not in literature. If there is a blank page before me, it wouldn't matter if my right hand held a thousand dollar ink pen from the House of Montblanc, or an ink pen branded Paper Mate, not one word would be jotted from the ink of either or, and the page would remain blank.
– Cat EllingtonRate it:
If God gave the soul his whole creation she would not be filled thereby but only with himself.
– Meister EckhartRate it:
If God had really intended men to fly, he'd make it easier to get to the airport.
– George WintersRate it:
If God had wanted me otherwise, He would have created me otherwise.
– Johann Wolfgang von GoetheRate it:
If God had wanted us to think just with our wombs, why did He give us a brain?
– Claire Boothe LuceRate it:
If God is playing hide and seek with us, I must confess that I am quite bored with this childish game!
– Mehmet Murat ildanRate it:
If God is the master of the universe, then what are we? The slaves of the universe? If so, let each man become proud Spartacus!
– Mehmet Murat ildanRate it:
If God is your pilot, do not fear any turbulence.
– Matshona DhliwayoRate it:
If God kills, lies, cheats, discriminates, and otherwise behaves in a manner that puts the Mafia to shame, that's Okay, he's God. He can do whatever he wants. Anyone who adheres to this philosophy has had his sense of morality, decency, justice and humaneness warped beyond recognition by the very book that is supposedly preaching the opposite.
– Dennis McKinseyRate it:
If God lived on earth, people would break his windows.
– Jewish ProverbRate it:
If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets.
– Mel BrooksRate it:
If God were suddenly condemned to live the life which He has inflicted upon men, He would kill Himself.
– Alexandre Dumas, filsRate it:
If government could create jobs and raise children, socialism would have worked.
– George GilderRate it:
If grass can grow through cement, love can find you at every time in your life.
– CherRate it:
If gratitude doesn't take you to the divine, difficult times out of arrogant attitude will. An attitude of gratitude brings prosperity and divine solidarity. Start counting your blessings and you will never have to count your curses. Let your blessings be eternalized, align with the divine and get MickeyMized.
– Mickey MehtaRate it:
If growing up is the process of creating ideas and dreams about what life should be, then maturity is letting go again.
– Mary Beth DanielsonRate it:
If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the secret police, the military, the hired servants of our rulers. Only the government --and a few outlaws. I intend to be among the outlaws.
– Edward AbbeyRate it:
If happiness always depended on what we had, then the richest would always be Glad, not Sad.
– RVMRate it:
If happiness always depended on what we had, then the richest would always be Glad, not Sad.
– RVMRate it:
If happiness always depended on what we had, then the richest would always be Glad, not Sad.-RVM
– RVMRate it:
If happiness could be brought, few of us could pay the price.
– Author UnknownRate it:
If happiness is the purpose of your life, then choose happiness every day of your life.
– Debasish Mridha, M.D.Rate it:
If happiness truly consisted of physical ease and freedom from care, then the happiest individual would not be either a man or a woman; it would be, I think, an American cow.
– William Lyon PhelpsRate it:

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