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My Broken Pieces A few weeks back, a longtime friend asked if I would meet her for lunch to discuss a new job offer. We sat in the restaurant for forty-five minutes discussing her new job opportunity when her face grew solemn. She sighed, staring down into her plate. I asked, “is everything all right,” knowing she did not ask me to meet to discuss a job offer. She said, “everything is fine, but I cannot get your story or quote about the broken pieces out of my mind.” She took a deep breath raised her head and, in half whisper, said, “it really described the broken pieces in my marriage? I answered, “when promises, borders and commitment are broken, and especially betrayal, the relationship may be repaired but never return to what it once was or could have been.” Before she left, she thanked me for giving her a copy. I refer to the story, as “The Broken Vase.” The Broken Vase Love and marriage are often broken by betrayal, lies and unkept promises. Betrayal is the ultimate form of deceit and deception. It reminded me of something I wrote many years ago about a vase that was knocked off the shelf and broken into many pieces. For a moment you’re not sure what to do but then you decide to try and repair it. Imagine trying to pick up the pieces of your life, left behind in the wake of betrayal. You must be methodical and cautious because your path is covered with egg shells. You realize it may not be the same as it once was, but would vase be good enough to keep. After all, you’ve had it for thirty years. When you believe all the pieces have been collected and placed on the table, you do one last search for the smallest pieces you may have missed. You find two small pieces, place them on the table and stare down at the broken pieces of something you cherished and was beautiful. Something so precious you often proudly displayed it to friends Over a period of three weeks, you managed to glue the vase back together. You slowly turn it around on the table and realize it is an archaic reproduction of its original form. There are holes in it created by pieces you did not find and never will. Like the pieces missing from your relationship. Held together by history and commitment but still broken. And severely damaged. The vase will never hold flowers again because it cannot hold water. And like your relationship, it has become fragile as you watch a piece fall off the vase when you lifted off the table. And when you think about the broken pieces collected from your relationship, you know that will also never be the same. As you held up the beautiful vase to show people it’s beauty, that now is simply a collection of glued pieces that resembles your relationship. You can no longer showcase your marriage. Only because of its history you place the vase back on the self, but it seems out of place and detracts from the ambience around it. After a few weeks you take the vase to your home office and place it on a shelf. A few weeks later, you sadly change the location to the closet. And like your relationship it has been moved to a different place. A dark place. When people say to you, you and your wife seem to get along very well. You think about showing them the vase. All that remains of the relationship is held together by glue. After several years you are still seeking out the missing pieces from your heart knowing deep inside you will never find. There’s only one way to get them back and that is to leave. But leaving will also mean breaking more pieces. Those are your two choices. If you leave, you will get back some of the pieces you lost but you would lose others by virtue of leaving.

– RJ IntindolaRate it:

2.“Life is like a traffic jam. You’ve got to be patient and wait on till an opportunity comes for you to drive ahead”. 3.“Life is like an onion, the deeper you peel into it the more tears it brings to your eyes”. 4.“Never wait for the best time to do good because good can be done best any time”. 5.“Think creatively, plan minutely and act resolutely and success is sure to come your way”. 6.“All intelligent persons are not successful but all successful people are intelligent”. 7.“Winners are those who act on their dreams but losers are those who dream of their acts”. 8.“Learning to accept defeat is the first step towards victory”. 9.“People who complain about their life are like beggars sitting on a heap of gold”. 10.“Theology is the study of God but not all theologians discover God”. 11. “One who discerns God’s will is treading on the path of salvation”. 12.“Environmental pollution is the most deadly sin because it springs from lack of concern and absence of love for the other”. 13.“Do not be afraid of enemies who criticize you but beware of friends who secretly despise you”. 14.“The difference between a pessimist and an optimist is that the former sees the dusk while the latter sees the dawn”. 15.“Religious fanaticism is the religion of the most irreligious and Godless people”. 16.“He who says only my religion is good, is putting a fence around God’s goodness and is guilty of God manipulation”. 17.“Too much religiosity is bad for the soul as too much food is bad for the body. Religious excessiveness is the breeding ground of fanaticism”. 18.“A religion that does not teach love of neighbour is either a bad religion or no religion at all”. 19.“A community is not an addition of number but a multiplication of love”. 20.“The three most important components of an ideal community are: the head to think and plan, the heart to forgive and love and the hands to serve and care”. 21.“Peace is a rare commodity which can be bought only through love”. 22.“Personal freedom is not a privilege to be misused but a responsibility to be carried out”. 23.“True love starts with perception and ends in compassion”. 24.“A good ship is tested in stormy weather so too true friendship is tested in difficult times”. 25.“Every tree cut down is oxygen lost and life endangered”. 26.“Wars are the darkest spots in human history and the height of human folly”. 27.“There is no greater fool than the one who does not know himself”. 28.“There is no greater folly than the failure to grab opportunities in life”. 29.“An education that does not form the heart leads to deviation of character”. 30.“Education that does not open the mind and heart of a person is a self defeating endeavour”. 31.“Education begins in the womb and ends in the tomb”.

– Dr. Barnes MawrieRate it:

1. Wide wardrobe and dressing room of our self. The show begins. And in reincarnation, it must go on forever. Show of despair and self-deception. The person is not sincere towards himself. Illusions make you lie to yourself. Man consists of various self-suggestions. Sincerity is purity of heart. Few strive for truth without self-deception. A performance of selfishness where truth is parodied. 2. A person feels an emptiness inside, and a web of illusions that connects all the neurons of the relationship of thinking to which thoughts stick. A person consists of retro nostalgia and all values ​​remain in the past and fly away somewhere far away from us. The loose sands of the temptations of this world bury us alive. The emptiness inside through which the light of insight passes. You need to feel the emptiness inside to be cleansed of this world. To know the purity of consciousness. And only then will the revelations of the true self be revealed. When you stop pretending. In the silence of emptiness, you will know the truth of all that exists. 3. Death will unite times. 4. Philosophy is the blurry energy of the universe. Plunging into ourselves into the endless cosmos of inner space, wandering in endless worlds created by imagination, the basis of which is the distortion of a crooked mirror from the real world, and so we turn reality itself into a paradoxical looking glass. Through the prism of our self-interest of selfishness and despair. Improving yourself by immersing yourself in yourself. We are turning into a dimension with extraordinary energy. 5. We reveal the facets of our world, and we bring the facets of our mind to life, the abundance of illusions is an endless world of temptations and dreams, and dreams are like tears from the depths of our subconscious, as the bitter juice of sincerity flows down the face of our self, the world forms us terrible mutations of distorted reality, we cease to understand what reality is, we cease to understand ourselves and others, the round world as the infinity of cyclical life, gives rise to detachment from the past in us, and the future as a cultural shock of quantum changes sounds like a parody of the past. And the future scares us, so we want to be stuck in the past, and you are like a hermit crab in the shell of the past, you are warmed by nostalgia at night, and you want the thread of memories to never end. Painful transformations of the future, tears us off from the foundations as fetters and plunges either into flight or fall. City lights as signals of the subconscious, drowning intuition. 6. 1. All the cogs in the head are like a time machine spinning in the head, we cannot stop time and the time machine is all the lives that we have lived. And time presses on us and transforms us into something that we did not even suspect. 2. Time leads to the endless depths of self-knowledge. Time is hypnosis of space associated with our subconsciousness. Creates an epiphany portal through a chain of events. 3. Neon fornication in which our souls are lost, the lights of delusion and temptations beckon us as a chain of events leading into the void of nothingness. We learn revelation through suffering. In the darkness of eternity, we see lights that lead us away from the true path. 4. The world is a complex technology. We invade the void and create even more illusory holographic illusion. Hallucinations of seduction shape the plot of our life. Torn away from the world and its foundations. We are in the oblivion space. Prisoners of the esoteric technocracy of the universe. 7. Reincarnation is a degrading franchise. 8. Modern society has plunged into infantile oblivion. 9. 1. Surrealistic symbolism of the paradoxes of reality, reveals the philosophy of egoism. This makes society paradoxical and absurd. 2. In the well of truth, tears of insight. 10. 1. In this tree, every foliage contains the circulatory system of life. It exists according to the laws of the universe and therefore lives longer than people. A form of life that is absolutely sinless. A perfect state in which you are in harmony with the universe. Man survives, but the tree lives. Because our body is very moody from instincts. The body wants a lot, but the tree wants to live. And it absorbs the energy of the wisdom of the universe into itself. In peace and humility, we know the sincerity of life. 2. We plunge through a painful rebirth and culture shock that transforms society by adding the options of a new person to a person, the technological development of a person, which will form a highly technological thinking. Author: Musin Almat Zhumabekovich

– Musin Almat ZhumabekovichRate it:

Aphorisms Emptiness cleanses from temptations, we are someone in the void, we are nowhere, dust dissolves into non-existence, in the future we were not at all, in the cold of loneliness all illusions freeze to death, silence heals a storm in the soul, fear freezes in the cold of loneliness, conservatism gives deep vision of the world, lost souls in the depths of stupidity, false desires, in the lost materialistic consciousness, in the fateful consciousness, in the true message of the heart the microphone of higher powers, the sacred sky in consciousness, in epic knowledge, are blurred in the fog the scenery of hypocrisy, temporary affirmation, the mainstream of false greedy self-affirmation those who are visible to all people, friendship with greedy people is like going down a slippery children's slide of ice, a little insanity pepper, gives vivid sensations of insight, a little salt of a life-long transitional age teaches people to grow up and mentally not get sick, Billions of ways of temptations so that a person never wakes up from desires, immersion in childish lies of self-deception, indiscretion trolls fate, ego brain programs create a code of human behavior making life meaningless, robbed by marketing of populism, deceitful altruism, two-faced patriotism, fuck with fear, dust in one fell swoop, a hundred truth is digested for years, after death the recognition that he was right, gangrene of stupidity is corruption and blat, selfishness is a weather thermometer of people's moods, the library of sincerity conceals all the secrets of life, we are nobody in this infinity, endless depths of truth in reality, we are guests in whose worlds we live , we are nomads in dimensions, the prelude of inevitability is what reveals and leads us to fearlessness, life teaches fearlessness and independence, time hides underground, We are in the shelter of eternity, digital amnesia of values, after all the inadequacy of lives, we will all be at the highest level of thinking, a leapfrog of excuses, even if you don’t touch anyone, you are like a statue in the park, doves of fate shit on you, the world is a projection of lust, walls of opinions, open your emptiness in emptiness to feel nonsense, intuition in the labyrinth of deceit, the world dies in indifference, mirroring the stupidity of selfishness, politeness is a cosplay of a selfish person, dead skin from the cold frigidity of the opposite sex, You can not fix the technique and cure a person with excuses, the path of the blind is careless, shopaholics are blind and naive people who are robbed by marketers with low-quality goods, marketing is a whisper of the ego that calls to be poor among the garbage of materialism, stupidity speeds up time, a soldier and a patriot is a drop of blood in the ocean of blood of businessmen, factories of illusions where values are fast food snacks, leapfrog excuses of deceit, The skin of the soul roughens from endless labor, in slippery bad weather, in bitter happiness, you will know the bitter truth of your own insidious passion, insidious people are victims of karmic self-irony of various forms of self-parodies, illuminate with an illusory light of optimism, skyscrapers are factories of ego, turn on half a turn, generators and batteries of ego, power plants of the system of illusions, chaos generates paradoxes and absurdities, inadequacy is when people bathe in their own stupidity, movement inevitably teaches to live, materialists disconnected in the abyss, autonomous consciousness of shopaholics under the hypnosis of marketers, particles of life, gaseous seconds go away in cigarette smoke , Uneducated atheists do not know anything about religion, they run from conscience, from the guilt of their sins, the trap of darkness is ready for them, the fire of the stupidity of selfishness will cleanse the earth, arranged by blasphemy is a poseur without the muscles of knowledge, The family is a common coffin together through difficulties until the very end, when you see stupidity, take popcorn, and watch how stupidity commits suicide, optimism is like an antidepressant anesthetic lie, like cocaine addiction in the illusion of lying to yourself, Poetry The juicy valleys of the beauty of your body amaze the imagination, true happiness is a reflection, for your heart there is a great battle, life without you is a great defeat, you are my only eternal love, life without you is sorrow, only in a dream we will meet again, blood is heated from your beauty, from beauty eyebrow twitches, I love you irresistibly obsessively, I go to you unbearably, I will sink into the lips of your beauty in order to know infinite happiness, my tenderness leads to the greatness of love, tenderness dissolves into molecules, passionate, gentle, great, sublime aesthetics of eroticism, an erection like that of a neurotic, like as if struck with a shocker of passion, the insight of love forced to evolve, the hot tenderness of passion, in the charm of erotic power, nothing can surpass your beauty, Passion knows no bounds, love rises sublimely above all understanding, through a thick layer of materialistic contradiction we know true love in your endless beauty, epic fantasy romance, conquers hearts and is strengthened in the form of a monument to the value of eternal love for you, the endless heat of eroticism, uncontrollable primitive passion , in true form, endless sex of souls, we shower from passion to each other, you are my uncontrollable lust, you are the eternal value of romance, an explosion of sex of lustful passion, your beauty is your gear, my heart is in your power, you are a powerful orgasm of delight explosion of eggs like grenades , penis dynamite, on the sperm of gasoline, it smells like gas of your explosive pheromones with passion, gunpowder of lust, howl of lust, an explosion of passion such that it will explode not only personal belongings, but also fabric in time and space, where we will always love each other out of time and space and forever and endlessly, we love each other carelessly, Love conquers my mind, like the notes of a harp of poetry, dissolves in tenderness, in bliss for love, sweet lust attracts you, you are a sip of hope in an ocean of lies, blossoming tenderness of happiness, I love you uncontrollably, I want you uncontrollably, in your love as in paradise of infinite bliss this is my true paradise, sweet poetic tenderness in your eyes, love you to infinity, the sky is crushed by your infinite true form of beauty, poetic aesthetics in body shapes, love you uncontrollably, and endlessly sink into falling in love with you, I plunge into the depths beautiful soul to see you there, and kiss to plunge into love even deeper, love you insatiably, you are the eternal hunger of lust, your beauty is a complete package of sex control, love you uncontrollably, without you I live in a prison of freedom limply, Your transcendent beauty knows no bounds, pages are enough to describe it for me to send all the compliments in verse, I don’t have enough tits, tremulous expectation of delight, beyond human understanding of the threshold, there is romance of eternity, we are happy in carelessness without time and money, we see happiness in the unity of our souls, juicy lust from your bottomless beauty, infinity of aesthetics, hot lust deprives the mind, growing hunger for love passion, gives rise to dependence on your presence, sweet tenderness of infinity, in poetic, prosaic aesthetics in the features of your face, painting of passionate love, you erotic whim of body and soul desires, unity with your soul is harmony with eternity, I want to bite into your lips like sweet honey and wine, and the smell of roses, and never let you go in a kiss forever, I want my penis to get stuck in your vagina during sex, and you put me in your panties, and would carry with you like kangaroo, love you around the clock in my thoughts, dream this sexual pleasure, be faithful to you in my thoughts, tenderness connects with you, beauty manipulates erection, your beauty is a hard overdose of Viagra, life with you is a fabulous romantic erotic dream where eternity is with you paradise in bliss, moving away from you I move away from life, the meaning of life blooms in unity with you, you are the euphoria of orgasm, the skin oozes with passion for you, tears of lust I sweat from your beauty, Heavenly bliss of tenderness, in skin color, in an ocean of affection, in endless passion, I plunge into endless love for you, amazed, infected by your beauty, epic aesthetics of poetics, greatness grows in delight, I am torn from compliments for you, my love for you this is the eternal onanism of fidelity, the bottomless heat of passion heats up from you, you can dream about you and lust forever, my love fidelity is an eternal erection, inner passion in memory enhances love, you are divine sweetness, romantic joy, your charm is like a tranquilizer, like a children's toy spinning top flirting, jokes Collagen and stem cells for a birthday, well, you shouldn't And blah blah blah, what does it mean, like, and so on, you talk about my future Your stupidity is your eternal erogenous zone of enthusiasm How to meet a muscular girl? Just when you open a protein can, it's both Viagra and drugs for them. You better not make me angry, but don't wake him up as a clown No shemales are not cosplay I don't know who she slept with, what made her bikini gangrene I told her to call her because she is a muscular lady who grabbed you by the throat and took you to the second floor to give you a hickey kiss and you pissed yourself Spermotoxicosis is when you are like this, hot chick, hot chick, hot, he talked faster and faster until the sound of a microwave gin orgasm, cum in his pants Sperm embellishes the truth Have you got a naughty girlfriend? And you about your hand When did he realize he was gay? When he began to drive the poop back and forth, pulling and pulling, cut into slices An old tomograph running on a milk engine One girl says to another, he's a bore, it's like fucking a cactus How dogs get to know each other, sniff each other's anus, how straight people get acquainted in the era of trances, look into each other's panties Why didn't our planet leave the solar system? Fat people, more fat people Do you want to do a cool extreme stunt? You got F's in physics, I don't have money for your funeral, funerals are not packing for the earth What's a crisis? Your wife made fried eggs out of your eggs Death speaks to the living, aloha lohu She squeezes everything out of you all the contents between your legs, like a crazy, running washing machine, in spin mode, her passion is scary During sex, she strangles me to make me cum prematurely, it's like a cock ring for a penis Girls in a sex shop, you can try our new mechanical strap-on, the speed is slightly higher than the speed of light, a couple of people died, no one takes it even with discounts Girls whispering, watch how he looks at you straight drilling a fuck hole Why do you have a dash written over your vagina I wonder what he thinks about, how to get into his head, bring a drill, what, nothing I Menstrual turbulence zone He is so touching, yes he loves to touch women's charms No kissing a girl on the lips doesn't mean a handshake Why do you have motel written over your vagina A dildo is flying out of her vagina like a fake jar from a joke store, from which playful prank snakes fly out I blushed, sunbathed all day, you look like a shrimp, GMO mutant grown on growth hormones in a Chinese restaurant Candy is frozen colored saliva, sewer mucus In a sperm bank. No, we can’t take your sperm, even at a discount, and we don’t need a sale either, your sperm and blood do not suit us according to tests, we found a number of diseases in you Dating a girl in a growing crisis, romantic goon, dates every two months, you need to save up for a date In anal sex, you use the girl's panose as a lubricant Fashion bags and sneakers? You are a drug dealer to them They used to say banzai before they die, now they say parkour A fat man asks a thin man, why are you trembling like a washing machine in the spin mode under electricity, are you like in an electric chair, are you cold? Your teeth are chattering like ice in a glass Spumrotoxicosis? Shoot in such only with a native long tube with a tranquilizer Peacock style, not a traditional martial art orientation, and what is the point of showing the tail, front or back hairy Dildo vape tube? You smoke with your mouth and ass, the smoke is like gaseous semen Air freshener conceived for rooms, but used for cigarettes and poop She sat on you and can't get up, bring the jack He is a pickup artist his penis is a predator, his penis is his second personality, sometimes he controls himself sometimes his penis, they alternately control the body My dick don't need a valet, I'll get to know her myself Author: Musin Almat Zhumabekovich

– Musin Almat ZhumabekovichRate it:

Aphorisms Your values are your rudimentary twin, cynicism leads to endless plagiarism of franchises, degradation is subconscious self-hatred, so guilt accumulates in the soul, subconsciously a person is pulled to hell because of a thirst for punishment over himself, a tsunami like a cobra rises above the world to wash away the rest the meaning of life in the world, the highest values are the highest knowledge of the library of intuitive awareness of conscience, to the highest levels of worldview, blooming gardens of harmony in the soul, give the highest peace of understanding, crushed by emptiness, to see the deepest meanings of life, shock energies reveal the deepest knowledge of the soul, egoism plunges into oblivion and denial, the skeptic's ladder of understanding is very small, the anatomy of philosophy, its biological development at the genetic level, like in a museum with formaldehyde jars, in which unique forms of the philosophical evolution of life experience, Sleep in illusions, in the valley of false pleasures, in memoirs of self-deception, a post-mortem with oneself, the program of the subconscious is embedded in the genes, new forms of lust, they look at the body like plasticine, plastic surgery, people strive for bio-incompatibility with the truth, the ego is filled with helium, self-confidence has a funny voice of notorious vanity Those anti-stress toys that you send him, he does various manic things with them, it calms him, could you send more, we are not visible in the void of nonsense, materialistic pleasures, like a fair of childhood traumas, and illusions are their values, faith in the illusion of hedonism for them become more and more falsely detailed, all their whims of perfectionism are taken into account, life goes out in the dead spirit of a shopaholic, he feels only matter, Growing walls of selfishness between people, happy only those people in whom only evil grows, business theft of selfishness, growing loneliness of demography, detachment grows the abyss of emptiness of nonsense, complex technocracy of the universe, constantly transforming architecture of paradoxes, creating amnesia in which nothing is valued for a long time in the utopia of selfishness , Poetry You are a hot night of love, a beast of endless dreams of a passionate fantasy, you develop my erotic imagination to the limit, the hot sweetness of the abyss of love, you form this poetry of lust, in the refined details of idealism, uncontrollably in love obsession, your beauty reveals the most secret innermost feelings of sincere passion, violent lust love, primal passion creating a rush and pouring hot poetry of orgasms, hot sweetness of incredible love, juicy sweet and exciting, the juices of passion in your body forms, infinitely attractive, to know the depths of your passion, I thirst forever, I want to burn your lust greedily, High sex tension, obsession in love, such beauty never gets tired, internal erection of falling in love, like a hangover, lasting a lifetime, all dreams sing of your endless beauty, I dream of you all day and night, I dream about you, that's how much you are beautiful, my love for you makes you more and more beautiful because you are more valuable with every second, I caress your beauty with words and do it with love, endlessly hot goddess, so beautiful that I need a break to catch my breath, otherwise I will suffocate from falling in love and passion, the whole body in burns from lust, cremation of passion, I can’t digest, too many emotions of love, hypnotic charm erotica, like sexy cha cha, fall in love with yourself, sexy thighs rumba rumba rum boom boom boom boom, magic magic kiss via graphic (via gra) gracefulness of sexy dance of buns when you walk down the street, buns say cha cha cha, Roast Buenos at night, you are a sexy gifka of memories, hormones dance tango, dance of your buns, sexy the rhythm of an erection is like the beating of my heart, your beauty falls in love flawlessly, mechanically like a perpetual motion machine, in a bank of memories, like my poems sent in a bottle, you will find in a new life in reincarnation, my love for you, and you will feel my sincerity for you, from the past life, my penis is like a poet's pen, writes love poems to you with sperm, serenades, like a mariachi trio penis and its amigos male balls that are my white ink, jokes What a narrow apartment, I look like paper, do you think I can fit anywhere She fucks everyone's brain, look no one listens to her, she pleases herself, she takes out her brain You use the hula hoop as a bandage Yeah dreaming put on a corset for the waist on your brain, your thoughts will become more elegant Both twin brothers crawled out of their mother as if they were fighting and cursing all their lives No, I won’t get to know you, your eyes are like those of a maniac, and yours are like those of a stoned yak There are no negotiating diplomats in our country, there are only excuses who speak excuses and made-up sayings She sleeps with this rich old man he has ulcers and amnesia, he looks like a shabby rag with holes I'm in a sweepstakes of bellybutting drunken fat men, everyone is betting on who will have a heart attack first, they want to make an Olympic sport Fictitious financial crisis is synonymous with laziness Generosity is a very strange and positive way to commit suicide, and you're talking about persecution. I don’t know what to get my husband for his birthday, looks at the console, computers, soccer balls, cell phones, free coupon brochure with five busty models of prostitutes, an annual coupon for a strip club, fu I’m better than them than men are into, asks the seller what give my husband a birthday present, the seller says a mega aggressive blowjob, so passionate that it scares, oh what a handbag, I bought gifts for myself, what to give him Suicidal laziness is killing the country, no we must come up with something that can flatter the people, flattery is insidious, sarcastic revenge when you tell a girl that she lost weight, when she gained weight on the contrary, you are fired said the politician I'm unlucky in love, even scary crazy people don't want you She often gives birth to children, children come out like children from a water park pipe, an eternal waterfall of lust squirting Send ten cakes, ten mega sets of fast food meals, twenty kilograms of delicious and high-calorie food to a sexual competitor, and he will definitely choose you, this is the sweet revenge of the best friend A guy goes on a date with a girl with flowers, acid rain is great, goodbye hairdresser and waxing salon, goodbye expensive flowers, goodbye perfect skin, goodbye darling because you don't want to meet a guy who is disfigured by acid, passed a whole year later, and I have acid the rain is still erect, and everyone gets scared at the sight of me Censored porn, pixelated penises and vaginas like an 8-bit console game, ok two-bit in Asian porn The girl kissed the guy, and his penis wrapped around his legs and he crawled home like a snake His middle fingers shoot lasers he aims and insults How did you manage to get irradiated in a laser tag That car engines have a volume control, and bass, with the sound of a man peeing in continuous panos He can't poop without the composition of a Valkyrie flight, a scarf and pilot glasses from the early twentieth century, a cap (a woman flying an airplane), this song is needed to drown out his cries, he has a lot of toilet rituals and superstitions, especially after oriental cuisine New fashion boutique. Star thongs, star venereal diseases, hello I want germs and venereal diseases, names famous girls and women, the store is called celebrity microbes, very important and pretentious microbes and viruses coming out of the limousine, this limousine is very strange, as if the tunnel is a penis, I hope there is wi-fi there, I heard that only in the anus area, but there is a dangerous ghetto Oh don't invite your friend, why, he's a silent killer of a great mood She is our super-secret weapon, dubious super beauty model spy, her penis shoots with a laser, and farts with poisonous gas within a radius of five hundred meters, well, you gave everything away Have you taken these pills? From this, a large, thick clitoris grows, now you understand women much better, I noticed that you now have two tubercles In the production room, and I'm not at all interested in your drug den, you musicians can only count up to three, so you are far from Mozart When you say important, cool speeches, always insert an unexpected word: olle Your wallet is like a used condom, after a beach holiday with your wife, she shredded your budget Your wife fucks your brain without lube and with a vibrator, all you hear when she screams is a buzz And at the end of the book, he hit the girl he loves in the nose and passionately kissed an unfamiliar, busty blonde, and they got many, many busty sons A woman goes on maternity leave, vacated her workplace, turned on the peg peg alarm, ten years have passed, and they are still waiting for her Mutual support in Kazakhstan. Not bad, not bad, of course it sucks compared to me, but it's not bad that, you yourself are not developed in this field of activity, oh sorry, I hurt your feelings You are moderately scandalous today, I'm just not in the voice, mi mi mi, so listen here Gray hair, hair styling gel, chrome steel Egoists think about their ego: uh, ho? What should I do to make her shut up, call a welder? It is unlikely that he will succeed, you saw her mouth, the whole airfield will fit, I'm scared when she speaks next to me He rarely blinks, it's scary, he's just a dream of any photographer Why do many girls have their mouths open, but like sex dolls The employee tells the head of the department what you have under your shirt, is it a bulletproof vest? No, it’s just that the previous employee had a knife, yes, you have a gunshot wound, these are previous employees whom I unfairly fired and stole their bonus and salary, you know how difficult it is to find a good employee, this is a wound, I trained on myself, checked my body armor How does the mafia have fun, what happened to you you kick the burning ball of the severed head of the snitch somehow sad, we will go to hell right? Let's hit, but for now we'll keep kicking the ball while we can Her fat folds are like a crumpled bed and her old skin is like old crumpled paper. So the crunch in the chips ad is the crunch of salted bones, people who like chips, crunchy bones like crispy chips Look at that guy having an affair with that tree, the tree cums from his hole in his mouth with maple syrup, holding his hair, cool if the girls could come with something sweet, similarly for girls, if the guy could come with something sweet in his mouth girls, then people's lives would change for the better, don't forget about the anus, own confectionery Her grumbling is like a vibrator in your head, text messages of insight have not come to your head for a long time Like you said, this fat man on meat? On the mass. It doesn't matter, but they still consider themselves jocks, for tigers they are like a meat pie with a fatty layer She watches shorts all day, these are short videos, no I don't like shorts, this is a video, not a piece of clothing, I don't know what you mean Have you ever had sex with someone, with a balloon is considered, inflatable sex dolls do not count, then no Would you like to fly without wings, yes I would like to be a balloon You also use the shower handle to flush the rest of the poop in the toilet, no, uh, well, let's go Traitors are like baseball players, throw you like a ball into the crowd Why do straight people send photos of penises in festive New Year's hats, but this one has sequins and garlands, just a holiday card, a love poem, these are those who call themselves straight, but in fact admit that they want sex with men, often spend time with men, but keep calling themselves straight, being rude and swearing with strangers, they are super brave, under hidden avatars, or from another country, they say they want to fight with you, hate strangers for no reason and send photos of their penises, and continue to lie to themselves that they are straight, I passed these to the cops through the ID, the prison is heaven for them, there are a lot of men He can’t even meet girls, they all answer him: uh, brother distance Author: Musin Almat Zhumabekovich

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On audio cassette of a man thinking. One part of the tape is the past and the other is the future. Here you can feel the regularity and predictability of life that everything is a foregone conclusion. In our head, in the subconscious, everything is a record; only disinterested nobility can interrupt this record, which will create a new, more sincere form of thinking in the film of consciousness.

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