Criminal Minds, Season 1

Patricia:
No, no, no, no. Do not start with the "I love yous"

Her boyfriend:
I do!

Patricia:
You only say it when you're drunk!

Her boyfriend:
I'm not drunk. I'm just buzzed a little bit!

Patricia:
Um..."Buzzed a little bit" is what drunk people say to convince themselves that they're ot drunk! (he goes to kiss her) No, no, no! Touch your fingers to your nose! (he goes to use her fingers) Your fingers! (giggling she runs away from him) Walk a straight line! (sighing he holds his arms out to balance himself then walks over to Patricia and kisses her in pursuasion) Okay you can drive!

Her boyfriend:
Alright!

Patricia:
Slowly though no speeding!