ALF, Season 3

Kate:
Willie, have you noticed that ALF's been acting rather strange lately?

Willie:
Yeah, going on three years now.

Kate:
No, I mean about last night when he apologized for every bad thing he's done since he got here. Alphabetically.

Willie:
Oh. I got lost in between drain cloggage and drywall damage.

Kate:
Then I guess you missed the part where he confessed to kidnapping the Lindbergh baby!

[Willie reacts, then there's a knock on the door.]

Trevor:
[off-camera from outside] Hey, Tanners! It's me!

[Willie opens the door.]

Willie:
Morning.

Trevor:
Good morning. I'll take it.

Kate:
Take what?

Trevor:
Your house! [He holds up a sign he found on the front yard.]

Willie:
[reading sign] House for sale? $4,000! You found that on our lawn?

Trevor:
Yeah! I can let you have $100 up front if you'll finance the rest.

Willie:
No. I mean, we're not selling the house.

Kate:
Someone must've put that on our lawn as a kind of prank.

Trevor:
Oh, too bad. This place would've made a nice summer home for me and Raquel. [closes door and walks away disappointed]