American Dad!, Season 1

Steve:
Now that the seeds of mistrust are sprouting, we must harvest them.

[he puts on his headphones and starts recording the phone call; he signals for Hayley to start; Hayley dials Trudy's number]

Trudy:
Hello?

Hayley:
Miss Lawrence, just a few questions for a fitness survey. Where do you typically work out?

Trudy:
At the gym.

Hayley:
Good. And where is it located?

Trudy:
About 3 miles north of here.

Hayley:
After you work out, how do you relax?

Trudy:
I get a massage.

Hayley:
And when your car is not in "drive", it's in…

Trudy:
"Park"!

Hayley:
And if you're from Brazil, you're…

Trudy:
You're Brazilian! Look. Is this a crank call?

Hayley:
Hold, please.

Trudy:
I can't wait around. I'm leaving to meet…

[Hayley hangs up]

Hayley:
Did you get it?

Steve:
Got it.

[he dials Miles' number; cut to Miles' home; his phone rings]

Answering machine:
Please leave a message.

[a tone is heard, then Steve, after editing a recording of the phone conversation, plays it just as Miles walks up to his phone]

Trudy:
Hello,… Jim.

Miles:
Who's Jim?

Trudy:
I… can't… wait… to… massage… your… Brazilian… crank. Meet… me… at… 3:00… at the…

[Steve plays a second of West End Girls]

Pet Shop Boys:
West End.

Trudy:
Of the... park. I'm… leaving… Miles.

Miles:
She must've dialed my number by mistake. She's cheating on me!

[he falls to his knees in tears as Hayley and Steve laugh and dance victoriously]