[First lines of the series]
There's nothing to tell! He's just some guy I work with!
C'mon, you're going out with the guy! There's gotta be something wrong with him!
Alright Joey, be nice. [to Monica] So does he have a hump? A hump and a hairpiece?
Wait, does he eat chalk?
[The others stare, bemused]
Just, 'cause, I don't want her to go through what I went through with Carl- oh!
Okay, everybody relax. This is not even a date. It's just two people going out to dinner and not having sex.
Sounds like a date to me.