Friends, Season 1

Ross:
It's amazing, okay? You just reach in there, there's just one little maneuver, and bam, a bra right out the sleeve. All right? As far as I'm concerned, there is nothing a guy can do that even comes close. Am I right?

Rachel:
Come on! You guys can pee standing up.

Chandler:
We can? All right, I'm trying that.

Joey:
You know what blows my mind? Women can see breasts anytime they want, you just look down and there they are! How you get any work done is beyond me.

Phoebe:
You know what I don't get? The way guys can do so many mean things and, like, not even care.

[Long pause]

Ross:
... Multiple orgasms!