Friends, Season 10

[The friends and Emma are at Central Perk and Monica is enjoying a piece of chocolate cake.]

Monica:
Mmmm...this cake is amazing!

Rachel:
[repulsed] Get a room!

Monica:
I would get a room with this cake. I could show this cake a good time!

Phoebe:
If you had to, what would you give up? Food or sex?

Monica:
[quickly] Sex.

Chandler:
[unimpressed] Seriously, answer faster!

Monica:
I'm sorry! When she said sex I wasn't thinking about sex with you!

Chandler:
[still feeling hurt] It's like a giant hug!

Phoebe:
Ross, how about you? Which would you give up? Sex or food?

Ross:
[quickly] Food!

Phoebe:
How about sex or dinosaurs?

Ross:
[in a state of uncertainty] My...! It's like Sophie's Choice!

Rachel:
What about you Joe? What would you give up? Sex or food?

Joey:
[after thinking] I don't know, it's too hard!

Rachel:
No, you have to pick one!

Joey:
[quickly] Food! No, sex! Food! Sex! Food! Sex...I don't know, I want both! I want girls on bread!