Game of Thrones, Season 1

Joffrey Baratheon:
We ride for King's Landing today.

Tyrion Lannister:
Before you go, you will call on Lord and Lady Stark and offer your sympathies.

Joffrey Baratheon:
What good will my sympathies do them?

Tyrion Lannister:
None, but it is expected of you. Your absence has already been noted.

Joffrey Baratheon:
The boy means nothing to me, and I can't stand the wailing of women.

Tyrion Lannister:
[slaps Joffrey] One word and I hit you again.

Joffrey Baratheon:
I'm telling mother!

Tyrion Lannister:
[slaps Joffrey] Go, tell her! But first you will get to Lord and Lady Stark. And you will fall on your knees in front of them and tell them how very sorry you are, that you are at their service and that all your prayers are with them. Do you understand?

Joffrey Baratheon:
You can't -

Tyrion Lannister:
[slaps Joffrey] Do you understand?

[Joffery scurries away]

Sandor "The Hound" Clegane:
The Prince will remember that, little Lord.

Tyrion Lannister:
I hope so. If he forgets, be a good dog and remind him.