Game of Thrones, Season 2

[Tyrion arrives at Joffrey's tournament, accompanied by Bronn and a number of hill tribesmen]

Tyrion Lannister:
Beloved nephew! We looked for you on the battlefield, but you were nowhere to be found!

Joffrey Baratheon:
[caught offguard] I...I've been here, ruling the kingdoms!

Tyrion Lannister:
[mocking] And what a fine job you've done! [turns to his niece Myrcella] Look at you, more beautiful than ever! [to his nephew Tommen] And you! You're going to be bigger than the Hound...but much better looking! [indicates the Hound to Bronn] This one doesn't like me.

Bronn:
I can't imagine why.

Joffrey Baratheon:
We heard you were dead.

Myrcella Baratheon:
I'm glad you're not dead.

Tyrion Lannister:
Me too, dear. Death is so boring, especially now with so much excitement in the world. [turns to Sansa] My lady, I'm sorry for your loss.

Joffrey Baratheon:
[outraged] Her loss?! Her father was a confessed traitor!

Tyrion Lannister:
[curtly] But still her father. Surely having so recently lost your own beloved father, you can sympathise!