Game of Thrones, Season 4

Sandor Clegane:
The hell you doing?

Arya Stark:
Practicing.

Sandor Clegane:
What, ways to die?

Arya Stark:
No one's going to kill me.

Sandor Clegane:
They will if you nance around like that. That's no way to fight.

Arya Stark:
It's not fighting. It's water dancing.

Sandor Clegane:
Dancing? Maybe you ought to put on a dress. Who taught you that shite?

Arya Stark:
The greatest swordsman who ever lived. Syrio Forel, the First Sword to the Sealord of Braavos.

Sandor Clegane:
[scoffs] Braavos. Greasy-haired little bastard, I bet. They all are.

Arya Stark:
What do you know about anything?

Sandor Clegane:
I bet his hair is greasier than Joffrey's cunt.

Arya Stark:
It was not.

Sandor Clegane:
Was? He dead?

Arya Stark:
Yes.

Sandor Clegane:
How?

Arya Stark:
He was killed.

Sandor Clegane:
Who by?

Arya Stark:
Meryn Trant. That's why Ser Meryn--

Sandor Clegane:
Meryn Trant? The greatest swordsman who ever lived killed by Meryn f***ing Trant?

Arya Stark:
He was outnumbered.

Sandor Clegane:
Any boy whore with a sword could beat three Meryn Trants.

Arya Stark:
Syrio didn't have a sword. Or armor. Just a stick.

Sandor Clegane:
The greatest swordsman who ever lived didn't have a sword? [laughs] All right. You have a sword. Let's see what he taught you. Go on, do it for your Braavosi friend. Dead like all the rest of your friends.

[Arya stabs him with Needle, but the sword won't penetrate his armor and Sandor smacks her in the face]

Sandor Clegane:
Your friend's dead and Meryn Trant's not 'cause Trant had armor and a big f***ing sword.