How I Met Your Mother, Season 1
[Robin discovers why Ted threw three straight parties in as many nights]
Ted:
Robin, look I didn't invite you to this party to set you up with Carlos. Or the one before that. Or the one before that. [Robin smiles] I threw these parties because I wanted to see you.
Robin:
Well, here I am.
Ted:
There's something here, look, unless I'm crazy.
Robin:
You're not crazy. I-I don't know, Ted, I mean we barely know each other and you're looking at me with that look and it's like-
Ted:
Like what?
Robin:
Like-let's fall in love, and get married and have kids and drive them to soccer practice.
Ted:
I'm not gonna force sports on them unless they're interested.
Robin:
[laughs] It's a great look. But you're looking at the wrong girl.
Ted:
No, I'm not.
Robin:
Yes, you are. I don't wanna get married right now, maybe ever and if we got together I'd feel like I'd either have to marry you or break your heart and-I just couldn't do either of those things. Just like you can't turn off the way you feel.
Ted:
[reaches in jacket] Click. Off. Let's make out.
Robin:
[laughs] What?
Ted:
What? That was the off switch! And I turned it off. I mean sure yes, I wanna fall in love get married blah, blah, blah, but-on the other hand - you, me, the roof.
Robin:
There's no off switch.
Ted:
There is an off switch… and it's off.
Robin:
[smiling] no, it's not.
Ted:
[silence] yes, it is. [draws closer to Ted]
Robin:
No …it's-not.
Ted:
Yes-it is [long kiss with Robin] No it's not. You're right, there's no off switch. God I wish there was an off switch!
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