How I Met Your Mother, Season 1
Ted:
Barney.
Barney:
Yeah, what's up?
Ted:
You have a time sheet? No one else does.
Barney:
Yeah, so? [Ted steals paper] Hey! That's my private personal business!
Ted:
"Court Mandated Community Service"??
Robin:
Oh my god, you're on probation? What did you do?
Barney:
That's my private personal business!
[flashback to Barney running away after peeing on a wall.]
Barney:
I was unfairly punished because the wall belonged to the judge's church!
Ted:
You peed on a church?
Barney:
I peed in an alley which happened to have a church which I did not see because I was drunk!
Ted:
You are evil!
Robin:
All is right with the world again.
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