How I Met Your Mother, Season 1
[Ted and Barney are in a library trying to recruit Barney's friend Penelope for a rain dance]
Penelope:
Why the hell should I help you?
Barney:
Come on, I know it didn't work out between us, but we did have a relationship.
Penelope:
We had sex in your car twice and then you dumped me. How is that a relationship?
Barney:
Twice!
Penelope:
[loudly] Barney, there is no way I'm- [student shushes her]
Barney:
Seriously, come on.
Ted:
Penelope, I really need to make it rain this weekend.
Penelope:
Why?
Ted:
There's this girl-
Penelope:
Oh, there's this girl! You know the traditional rain dance is a sacred prayer to nature. I don't think the great spirit looks too kindly on white dudes who co-opt it to get laid.
Ted:
But this is the girl I love! If it doesn't rain this weekend, she's gonna end up with the wrong guy!
Penelope:
This wrong guy. Is he a huge jackass?
Ted:
Absolutely.
Penelope:
Kinda like Barney?
Ted:
Kinda.
Barney:
Hey!
Penelope:
You hit on my mom!
Barney:
We weren't exclusive!
Penelope:
[To Ted] I'm in.
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