Angel, Season 4

[Lilah is sitting on Wesley's table, dressed up as Fred.]

Lilah, as Fred:
Forget about that evil witch. Let's talk about me. I'm good, and pure, and science turns me on, and one day, if I pray hard enough and eat all my vegetables, I just might have hips!

Wesley:
Are you finished?

Lilah:
Did it turn you on? Watching her up there in front of all those braniacs knowing she was the smartest one in the room?

Wesley:
Her theories deserve attention.

Lilah:
Just her theories? I saw the way you looked at her. Oh, come on. Do you think I care about your little crush? Moon all you want of the Texas twig 'cause I know whose bed you'll be crawling into at the end of the day. Or the middle of it.

Wesley:
You think you know me?

Lilah:
Better than she ever will.