Angel, Season 4

Waitress:
Compliments of the lady.

[Gestures to a lady at the bar who raises her glass toward Angelus, wholooks at the lady at the bar, then back to his friends .]

Angelus:
Yeah, as if. Anyway, I couldn't believe how easy it was luring the slayer into my little welcome home from prison party.

Vampire1:
Wish I could have been there when she saw the Beast.

Angelus:
The guy wasn't gonna win any personality contests, but he put on a good show. Slapped her around real nice.

Vampire2:
Like a little bunny?

Angelus:
Bloody, whimpering bunny. Once she was tenderized, I gave Rocko the shaft. Never saw it coming, dumbass.

Demon:
Yeah, soul-boy. Nice job, bringing the sun back.

[Angelus overhears the demon at the bar. He smirks and the other vampires at the table are frozen in fear. Angelus stands and goes up to the demon. The demon turns to look at Angelus.]

Demon:
Oh, hey, Angelus. Buy you a warm one?

Angelus:
Maybe after.

Demon:
After what?

Angelus:
After I rip out your windpipe so it stops making that annoying talky sound.

Demon:
Wait! I have a condition. Whoop! Goh, boy! Dirty bitch! Tourettes. You've heard of it, right?

Angelus:
Yeah, causes uncontrollable impulses...like yanking out throats.

[Squeezes on the demon's throat.]

Demon:
Oh! oh oh...

[Suddenly Angelus hears a mysterious imposing, echoy voice.]

Beastmaster:
Hello, Angelus. It's time we had that talk.