Angel, Season 5

Woman in alley:
Thank you! Thank you! That thing was going to kill me!

Spike:
Well, what did you expect? Out alone in this neighborhood - I've got half a mind to kill you myself, you half-wit.

Woman in alley:
What?

Spike:
I mean honestly, what kind of retard wears heels like that in a dark alley? Take two steps and break your bloody ankle.

Woman in alley:
[annoyed] I was just trying to get home.

Spike:
Well, get a cab, you moron, and on the way, if a stranger offers you candy, don't get in the van!