Angel, Season 5

[Angelus and William have just discovered a limp and disheveled Darla lying naked, face-down in bed.]

Angelus:
Darla. Darla! Darla! What have they done? My sweet death.

Darla:
Angelus. You're back.

Angelus:
I'd claw my way back from the depths of hell to lay by your side.

[Pulls her into his arms for a kiss, but recoils, drops her, stands and wipes his mouth.]

Angelus:
He's tasted you.

William:
Who?

Angelus:
Who do ya think?

William the Bloody:
Well, that cheeky bastard. Had us tossed and then violates your woman.

Angelus:
Did he hurt you?

Darla:
Not until I asked him to. Oh, come on. Have you seen him? With the eyes and the chest and the... immortality.

William the Bloody:
We're immortal.

Darla:
Not like him. I mean, he's not some common vampire. He's... I don't know what he is. A giant. A titan straddling good and evil, serving no master but his own considerable desires.

Angelus:
Darla...

Darla:
And spiritual. Did you know he spent 150 years in a Tibetan monastery? Which I guess explains all the desire.

Angelus:
He's my arch-nemesis.

Darla:
Darling. It was just fornication. Really great fornication.

William the Bloody:
She's glowing, mate.

Angelus:
She isn't.

Darla:
Little bit.

William the Bloody:
Best fit you for a pair of antlers. Been made the right cuckold, you have.

Drusilla:
Time for another pony ride?

William the Bloody:
Son of a bitch!

Angelus:
The both of ya?

Darla:
He's insatiable.

William the Bloody:
Drusilla, you-you let him touch you?

Drusilla:
He felt like sunshine.

William the Bloody:
Uh, no. No.

Angelus:
That's why he had us tossed. So he could violate...

Darla:
He didn't...

Angelus:
Violate our women!

William the Bloody:
Violate in succession!

Darla:
Concurrently.

Angelus:
Concurrently? You never let us do that!

Darla:
Come on, Dru. Let's have a bath so the boys can weep in private.

Drusilla:
Will you hold me under the water?

Darla:
If you wish.

[The women walk into the next room giggling.]

Angelus:
Rrrrarrgh! [throws a vase against the wall, shattering it] This is a slight that will not go unmet.

William the Bloody:
Death's too quick.

Angelus:
Not all deaths are quick.

William the Bloody:
What do you have in mind?

Angelus:
I think it's time The Immortal found out exactly who he's dealing with. I think it's time for blood vengeance.