Are You There, Chelsea?, Season 1
Sloane:
Thank you for getting arrested, by the way. I really enjoyed using a prison toilet for the first time. And hopefully my unborn baby will enjoy her chlamydia. I'm 39 weeks pregnant and my husband's in Afghanistan, and you're the one who's supposed to drive me to the hospital. I am tired of bailing you out.
Chelsea:
Sloane, you never bail me out. [turns to a guard behind her] Yes, I see the irony.
Sloane:
I lived with you in the basement for a week after you wrecked dad's car.
Chelsea:
Nobody is a good driver when they're 13.
Sloane:
And what about the time I handled dad when you and Olivia had those marines in your bedroom?
Chelsea:
It was Veterans Day. We were being patriotic.
Sloane:
Holding a flag between your legs is not patriotism.
Chelsea:
I'm really changing things. I even prayed in the holding cell, Sloane.
Sloane:
Vodka is not the Lord.
Chelsea:
Are you sure? They're both invisible and have a hand in unexplained pregnancies.
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