Are You There, Chelsea?, Season 1

Are You There, Chelsea? is an American television sitcom, which originally aired on NBC from January 11 to March 28, 2012. Based on Chelsea Handler's 2008 best-selling book Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea, the series follows Chelsea Newman, a… more »

Sloane:
Thank you for getting arrested, by the way. I really enjoyed using a prison toilet for the first time. And hopefully my unborn baby will enjoy her chlamydia. I'm 39 weeks pregnant and my husband's in Afghanistan, and you're the one who's supposed to drive me to the hospital. I am tired of bailing you out.

Chelsea:
Sloane, you never bail me out. [turns to a guard behind her] Yes, I see the irony.

Sloane:
I lived with you in the basement for a week after you wrecked dad's car.

Chelsea:
Nobody is a good driver when they're 13.

Sloane:
And what about the time I handled dad when you and Olivia had those marines in your bedroom?

Chelsea:
It was Veterans Day. We were being patriotic.

Sloane:
Holding a flag between your legs is not patriotism.

Chelsea:
I'm really changing things. I even prayed in the holding cell, Sloane.

Sloane:
Vodka is not the Lord.

Chelsea:
Are you sure? They're both invisible and have a hand in unexplained pregnancies.

0.0 / 0 votes
546

Translation

Find a translation for this quote in other languages:

Select another language:

  • - Select -
  • 简体中文 (Chinese - Simplified)
  • 繁體中文 (Chinese - Traditional)
  • Español (Spanish)
  • Esperanto (Esperanto)
  • 日本語 (Japanese)
  • Português (Portuguese)
  • Deutsch (German)
  • العربية (Arabic)
  • Français (French)
  • Русский (Russian)
  • ಕನ್ನಡ (Kannada)
  • 한국어 (Korean)
  • עברית (Hebrew)
  • Gaeilge (Irish)
  • Українська (Ukrainian)
  • اردو (Urdu)
  • Magyar (Hungarian)
  • मानक हिन्दी (Hindi)
  • Indonesia (Indonesian)
  • Italiano (Italian)
  • தமிழ் (Tamil)
  • Türkçe (Turkish)
  • తెలుగు (Telugu)
  • ภาษาไทย (Thai)
  • Tiếng Việt (Vietnamese)
  • Čeština (Czech)
  • Polski (Polish)
  • Bahasa Indonesia (Indonesian)
  • Românește (Romanian)
  • Nederlands (Dutch)
  • Ελληνικά (Greek)
  • Latinum (Latin)
  • Svenska (Swedish)
  • Dansk (Danish)
  • Suomi (Finnish)
  • فارسی (Persian)
  • ייִדיש (Yiddish)
  • հայերեն (Armenian)
  • Norsk (Norwegian)
  • English (English)

Share your thoughts on Are You There, Chelsea?, Season 1's quote with the community:

0 Comments

    Citation

    Use the citation below to add this movie quote to your bibliography:

    Style:MLAChicagoAPA

    "Are You There, Chelsea?, Season 1 Quotes." Quotes.net. STANDS4 LLC, 2024. Web. 28 Mar. 2024. <https://www.quotes.net/show-quote/5308>.

    Know another quote from Are You There, Chelsea?, Season 1?

    Don't let people miss on a great quote from the "Are You There, Chelsea?, Season 1" movie - add it here!

    Browse Quotes.net

    Quiz

    Are you a quotes master?

    »
    Who said "Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent."?
    A Kurt Vonnegut
    B Robert A. Heinlein
    C Isaac Asimov
    D Poul Anderson