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Are You There, Chelsea?, Season 1

Are You There, Chelsea? is an American television sitcom, which originally aired on NBC from January 11 to March 28, 2012. Based on Chelsea Handler's 2008 best-selling book Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea, the series follows Chelsea Newman, a… more »

Chelsea:
Hey, Dee. I'm heading out.

Dee Dee:
Have fun. Don't do anything I wouldn't do. That's a joke, because I wouldn't do anything.

Chelsea:
Why don't you get your butt off the couch and come out with me?

Dee Dee:
Oh. No thanks.

Chelsea:
So what are you doing?

Dee Dee:
Origami. I'm perfecting my swan. Isn't it cool? [in a funny voice, while playing with her origami] "Hello, Chelsea. It seems like it's time for you to go out. It's 7:00!" [back to normal voice] Don't you just love swans?

Chelsea:
[takes the origami and proceeds to play with it] If you keep doing origami, you will never have an "ori-gasm."

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