Are You There, Chelsea?, Season 1

Rick:
Wow. You're being incredibly cool to Nikki.

Chelsea:
23 days until that rabid little hamster gets married and quits her job, which is gonna be great for me. And whether you know it or not, it's actually gonna be better for you.

Rick:
I don't know, Chelsea. You know, when she's gone, you might just miss her. 'Cause deep down, she's a really good person. And on the surface, she is a really good person.

Chelsea:
Okay. I'm done with you. I'm talking to the boss. [bends down to talk to Rick's penis] Listen, stretch, Nikki Natoli is bad for you. You stay away from her.

Rick:
I'm not sure he heard you. You might wanna slap him around a little bit.

Chelsea:
I'm sure you beat him enough.