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Peep Show, Series 1

Peep Show is a British sitcom that started airing in 2003 and stars David Mitchell and Robert Webb. Lines in parentheses represent internal monologue spoken by the actors in voice-over. more »

Jez:
The first thing to say would be that this is not pyramid selling.

Mark:
You're doing pyramid selling?!

Jez:
No, no, not pyramid selling.

Mark:
I can't believe you're into pyramid selling.

Jez:
Listen, listen. It's not pyramid selling, it's... network... marketing and it's a guaranteed money making... Mark! I've seen the, the charts!

Mark:
Oh the "charts". There are "charts". Why didn't you tell me about the "charts".

Jez:
Are you... trying to... piss on my bonfire?

Mark:
I'm trying to... protect you from... pissing all over yourself.

Jez:
I'm not about to piss... all over myself. I'm... I'm pissing into the... bigtime.

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