Top Gear

[While stopped at a river and observing the wildlife]

Jeremy:
[pointing] Wow, look! Look! A hippo's head!

James:
Well, it's probably a whole hippo. It's just the rest of him's under the water.

Richard:
What does a hippo do just before it's about to attack?

James:
Opens its mouth.

Jeremy:
Opens its mouth. It can open its jaws, a thing it can do.

James:
[spotting a herd of elephants] Oh, look.

Richard:
Oh, look at that.

Jeremy:
They've stopped for a drink. Using their noses to shovel water into their mouths.

Richard:
Jeremy, that's a rubbish commentary.

Richard:
[voiceover] James took over.

James:
That one's lifting it's-sort of a paw up, a bit like a dog does.

Jeremy:
Paw?

James:
Hoof. Foot. Whatever. What is it on an elephant? It's amazing.

Jeremy:
[quietly, gesturing to a group of tourists nearby] There's a man over there with the best comb over I have ever seen in my life.

[they all look at the man through their binoculars]

James:
That is... he's got four partings as a result of that. Do you see?

Richard:
[quietly] You're bald! Live with it!

[The man turns around and spots them]

Jeremy:
Whoops, he caught me looking. [laughing]

Richard:
[laughing] I was looking through the binoculars. [imitates, then turns around sharply] Sorry!

[later]

Jeremy:
Look at that sun now, boys. Elephants, rally special stage, best comb over I've ever seen.

Richard:
Everything's here.