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You'll now attempt to achieve in eight days what the Americans failed to achieve in ten years: get from the south of Vietnam to the north. You will ride from [laughs] here in Saigon to Ha Long City, near the Chinese border, which is one thousand miles away.

[Jeremy looks daunted]

That is excellent!


That is the best challenge we've ever had!

That's fa- I'm going. I'm getting-Get his bike started. [runs back to his bike]

Honestly, that is fantastic. [leaves too]

I just- I can't do that. I can't do- Guys, I can't do that! I can't ride a bike. I'm sorry, this is stupid. [points to crew behind the camera] And I'm not joking, it is- I don't know who came up with this, but it's daft.

I think it's brilliant! I'm more excited than anything we've ever done.

I can't believe you're being a misery-guts.

Because it's a thousand miles in the rainy season...!

I know, that's the best thing about it!

...a thousand miles, in the rainy season, in a country with not very good roads, and I can't ride a bike!

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