Top Gear

[After emerging from the rainforest and onto a very rocky dirt road, James and Hammond's cars, due to poor suspension, are battered and clattering]

Richard:
[in his truck, provoked] Aaaaagh, God!

[In James's truck]

James:
[to his car] Stop it!!

[In Jeremy's truck, which hardly has any damage...]

Jeremy:
[into walkie-talkie] Uh, just answer me this simple question: How comfortable are you two right now?

[In Richard's Toyota]

Richard:
[into walkie-talkie, sarcastic casualty] D'you know it's absolutely lovely, it's like a big bed and mattress. I really am - oh, yeah! Relaxing. Yeah...!

[James's truck goes over a bump]

James:
Oh! Jesus.

[In Jeremy's truck]

Jeremy:
Have I broken James's spine? There'll be two Ted Nugents in a minute.

[Back in Richard's truck]

Richard:
[desperately irritated] Oh, I'm so sick of that noise!! [to the car] STOP RATTLING AT ME!

[Cut to Jeremy listening to Will Young's Grace on his iPod, perfectly comfortable]