Top Gear

[about to drive down the "Road of Death"]

Jeremy:
[to Richard through the radio] My car is perfect in every way, apart from it not starting, so could you, if you wouldn't mind... push me, a little bit?

Richard:
So, you want me to push your car with my car, now, on this road here?

Jeremy:
[long silence] Yes, there's no alternative.

Richard:
Okay, well here I come. [inches slowly toward Jeremy's Land Rover] Careful, careful, careful... [accelerates and bumps hard into the Land Rover] Oh, it wasn't as careful as I could've been, sorry. [Giggles to himself]