Two and a Half Men, Season 1

Charlie:
Look.

Alan:
Who's this?

Charlie:
This is Jill.

Alan:
Oh, the-the woman who dumped you?

Charlie:
Get over that. Nobody dumped me.

Alan:
All right, I'm sorry. Wha- why are we looking at Jill?

Charlie:
Just look at it!

Alan:
All right, she's cute. Very tall, broad shoulders-- HOLY MOTHER OF GOD!

Charlie:
Welcome to The Matrix.

Alan:
So-so-so-so Jill is-is-is-is--?

Charlie:
Yep.

Alan:
And-and-and-and you and-and Jill used to--?

Charlie:
(sighs) Every chance we got

Alan:
And-and-and mom is--?

Charlie:
At this very moment.

Alan:
HOLY MOTHER OF GOD!