The Vampire Diaries, Season 1

Matt Donovan:
This week at practice I was a dick.

Stefan:
You had your reasons.

Matt Donovan:
No excuse. Good luck, we're lucky to have you.

(Matt and Stefan shake hands and Matt walks away)

Damon:
(gives Stefan a slow clap) Isn't that nice? Stefan joins the team, makes a friend. It's all so Rah-Rah, go team! Yeah!

Stefan:
Not tonight. I'm done with you.

Damon:
Nice trick with Elena. Let me guess, vervain in the necklace? I admit I was a bit surprised; it's been a while since anyone has been able to resist my compulsion. Where'd you get it?

Stefan:
Does it matter?

Damon:
Guess I could seduce her the old fashioned way. Or I could just...eat her.

Stefan:
No, you're not going to hurt her, Damon.

Damon:
No?

Stefan:
Because deep down inside there is a part of you that feels for her. I was worried that you had no humanity left inside you, that you had actually become that monster you pretend to be.

Damon:
Who's pretending?

Stefan:
Then kill me.

Damon:
Well, I'm tempted.

Stefan:
No, you're not. You've had lifetimes to do it and yet, here I am. I'm still alive and there you are. You're still haunting me after 145 years. Katherine is dead and you hate me because you loved her and you torture me because you still do. And that, my brother, is your humanity.