The Big Bang Theory, Season 1

The Big Bang Theory (2007-) is an American television show, airing on CBS, centering on the lives of two physicists and their neighbor, an aspiring actress and waitress at The Cheesecake Factory. Created by the creators of Two and a Half Men and Dha… more »

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[Discussing a large box of furniture which they have to take to the fourth floor, with the elevator out of order]

Well, we'll just have to take it up ourselves.

I hardly think so.

Why not?

Well, we don't have a dolly, or lifting belts, or any measurable upper body strength.

We don't need strength, we're physicists. We are the intellectual descendants of Archimedes. Give me a lever and a fulcrum and I could move the earth.

[The package starts falling on him]

I don't have this! I don't have this! I DO NOT HAVE THIS!

[Sheldon lifts the package off him]

Archimedes would be so proud.

Well, do you have any ideas?

Yeah, but they all involve a Green Lantern and a power ring.

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