The Big Bang Theory, Season 1

The Big Bang Theory (2007-) is an American television show, airing on CBS, centering on the lives of two physicists and their neighbor, an aspiring actress and waitress at The Cheesecake Factory. Created by the creators of Two and a Half Men and Dha… more »

Sheldon:
I'm uncomfortable having been included in your lie to Penny.

Leonard:
What was I supposed to say?

Sheldon:
You could have told her the truth.

Leonard:
That would have hurt her feelings.

Sheldon:
Is that a relevant factor?

Leonard:
Yes.

Sheldon:
Then I suppose you could have agreed to go.

Leonard:
And what would I have said afterwards?

Sheldon:
I would suggest something to the effect of, "Singing is neither an appropriate vocation nor avocation for you, and if you disagree, I'd recommend you have a CAT scan to look for a tumor pressing on the cognitive processing centers of your brain.

Leonard:
I couldn't say that. I would have to say, "You were terrific and I can't wait to hear you sing again."

Sheldon:
Why?

Leonard:
That's the social protocol. It's what you do when you have a friend who's proud of something they really suck at.

Sheldon:
I was not aware of that.

Leonard:
Now you are.

Sheldon:
Oh. Alright. Leonard?

Leonard:
Yes?

Sheldon:
When we played chess earlier, you were terrific, and I can't wait to play you again.

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