The Big Bang Theory, Season 3

The Big Bang Theory (2007-) is an American television show, airing on CBS, centering on the lives of two physicists and their neighbor, an aspiring actress and waitress at The Cheesecake Factory. Created by the creators of Two and a Half Men and Dha… more »

Raj:
[teaching Sheldon how to calm himself with meditation] Okay, Sheldon, imagine the place you feel most at home. Where is that?

Sheldon:
Sim City. In particular, the Sim city I designed: Sheldonopolis.

Raj:
Okay, you're in Sheldonopolis,

Sheldon:
Where exactly? Sheldon Square? Sheldon Towers? Sheldon Stadium, home of the fighting Sheldons?

Raj:
Whatever you like.

Sheldon:
I thought this was supposed to be a guided meditation.

Raj:
Fine, you're in Sheldon Square.

Sheldon:
Really? This time of year? It's a bit nippy.

Raj:
Then put on a sweater.

Sheldon:
I suppose I could run downtown and pick something up at Shel-Mart.

Raj:
Yeah, whatever. Just go buy a sweater.

Sheldon:
You know, the nice thing about Shel-Mart is I own it, so I get a 15% discount.

Raj:
You own the damn thing. Just take a freaking sweater!

Sheldon:
Look, I didn't turn a profit last quarter by taking product off the shelves willy-nilly.

Raj:
Alright. You've paid for a sweater and you're in Sheldon Square.

Sheldon:
Hang on. It's a cardigan. I have to button it. [He does so] Oh, no!

Raj:
What now?

Sheldon:
A Godzilla-like monster is approaching the city. I have to get my people to safety. People of Sheldonopolis, this is your mayor. Follow me! If the children can't run leave them behind! Oh, the simulated horror! [Raj leaves and slams the door. Sheldon opens his eyes] Raj? [To himself] Just as I suspected. Meditation is nothing but hokum.

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