The Big Bang Theory, Season 3

Elizabeth Plimpton:
Do you like role-playing games?

Howard:
Yeah, sure. In fact, I'm a dungeon master.

Elizabeth:
Not tonight. Tonight, you are a delivery man. You brought soup, but, uh-oh, Raj and I don't have enough money to pay you. So we'll have to come to some other kind of arrangement.

Howard:
Beg your pardon?

Elizabeth:
You two figure out the details, I'm going to change into something I don't mind getting ripped off my milky flesh.

Howard:
[after Elizabeth goes into another room] What the frak?

Raj:
Go away. She wants New Delhi, not kosher deli. Besides, you have a girlfriend.

Howard:
We broke up weeks ago.

Raj:
Why didn't you say anything?

Howard:
I was waiting for the right time. This is the right time.

Leonard:
[arriving] Hey, who's ready for Halo?

Raj:
Oh, this is like a nightmare. Get lost!

Howard:
He's right. The numbers are shaky enough as it is.

Leonard:
I don't understand.

Elizabeth:
[peeking head through door] Oh, good. Leonard's here.

Raj:
Good?!

Leonard:
Elizabeth, what's going on?

Elizabeth:
What's going on is you and Howard are my moving men and Raj is my new landlord and I don't have enough money to pay any of you. [goes back inside the room]

Leonard:
Is she suggesting what I think she's suggesting?

Howard:
Yep! Welcome to the Penthouse Forum.