Blackadder

Baldrick:
What about this priest?

Blackadder:
Tell him to get his sacred backside out of here! And what's more, if he comes begging again tell him I shall report him to the Bishop of Bath and Wells, who drowns babies during christenings and eats them in the vestry afterwards.

[Baldrick leaves and then suddenly is thrown through the bedroom door with a loud crash.]

Blackadder:
What is it, Baldrick?

Baldrick:
It's that priest, he still wants to speak to you.

Blackadder:
And did you tell him about the baby-eating Bishop of Bath and Wells?

Baldrick:
I did, my Lord.

Blackadder:
And what did he say?

Bishop of Bath and Wells:
[entering] He said I AM THE BABY-EATING BISHOP OF BATH AND WELLS!

Blackadder:
Good Lord!

Bishop of Bath and Wells:
You haven't any children, Blackadder?

Blackadder:
No, I'm not married.

Bishop of Bath and Wells:
In that case, I'll skip breakfast and get straight down to business!