Blackadder

Prince George:
[waking suddenly] Oh, Blackadder! BLACKADDER! [Blackadder walks in]

Blackadder:
Your Highness?

Prince George:
What time is it!?

Blackadder:
Three o'clock in the afternoon, sire.

Prince George:
[relieved] Oh thank God for that, I thought I'd overslept!

Blackadder:
I trust you had a pleasant evening, sir?

Prince George:
Well, no, actually. The most extraordinary thing happened. Last night I was having a bit of a snack at the Naughty Hellfire Club, and some fellow said that I had the wit and sophistication of a donkey.

Blackadder:
Oh. An absurd suggestion, sir.

Prince George:
You're right, it is absurd.

Blackadder:
Unless this was a particularly stupid donkey.