Blackadder

Blackadder:
Hello? I'd like to leave a message for the head of the Royal Flying Corps. That's Air Chief Marshall Sir Hugh Massingbird-Massingbird VC, DFC and bar. Message reads "Where are you, you bastard!?"

Baldrick:
Here I am, sir.

Blackadder:
For God's sake, Baldrick, take cover!

Baldrick:
Why, sir?

Blackadder:
Because there's an air raid going on! And I don't want to have to write to your mother at London Zoo and tell her that her only human child is dead!