NCIS, Season 10

(Tony and Ziva are stuck in the elevator after the explosion)

Tony:
[holding Ziva up on his shoulders as she bangs on the escape hatch] I'm so glad we broke protocol and took the elevator. Who's bright idea was that anyway?

Ziva:
What?

Tony:
Xenia Onatopp, the Bond villain from GoldenEye. Famke Janssen. She would kill men by squeezing her well-shaped, muscular thighs. [cringes as Ziva squeezes his neck]

Ziva:
I could think of worse ways to die. [pushes on hatch] I am almost there! We're stuck!

Tony:
Keep pushing, thigh master. I'm starting to enjoy this.

Ziva:
Something is blocking it. It is jammed. They're going to have to open it from the outside. [slides down Tony's back as the elevator shifts] We slipped.

Tony:
Did we? I thought the earth moved.

Ziva:
You're sweating.

Tony:
It's hot in here.

Ziva:
I had not noticed.

Tony:
Really?