Reno 911!, Season 4 Quotes

Deputy Trudy Wiegel:
Hey Terry.

Terry:
Hiiii.

Deputy Trudy Wiegel:
Hoes it going tonight?

Terry:
Hi.

Lieutenant Jim Dangle:
(to two girls sitting at Terry's table) Seriously. Take a walk.

Terry:
(to girls) Bye you guys, I'll see you at the party.

Deputy Trudy Wiegel:
Terry.

Terry:
Whats going on?

Deputy Trudy Wiegel:
Whats going on is that apparently you've been doing peoples taxes.

Lieutenant Jim Dangle:
(reading from advertisement in news paper) Terry Bernadino, certified public accountant?

Terry:
That's me, at your service. Why? Do you want me to do your taxes?

Lieutenant Jim Dangle:
(yelling) When did you get your CPA?

Terry:
Whats that?

Dangle:
Oh my god will you stop.

Lieutenant Jim Dangle:
Oh, is that that thing where someone cant breath and you give them CPA? Whatever I'll stop, I'll just go back to being a Doctor.

Lieutenant Jim Dangle:
How did you even start doing peoples taxes Terry?

Terry:
Um.. some guy, who, who ah, was not my boyfriend for a while, said he wanted me to look at his taxes. So I was like, maybe I wont maybe I will and then he punched me in the face, so I was like alright...

Lieutenant Jim Dangle:
So you're the victim. This is a Terry story...

Terry:
No...

Deputy Trudy Wiegel:
(as Terry starts crying) There he goes again.

Lieutenant Jim Dangle:
Trudy, Trudy, this is amazing. In this part of Terry's life, Terry's the victim. As opposed to, as opposed to every other time. (to Terry) This time, you're the victim.

Deputy Trudy Wiegel:
If I recall the last time Terry was the victim was when he was giving pap smears in the back of his van.

Lieutenant Jim Dangle:
Yeah, remember that?

Deputy Trudy Wiegel:
And somehow he was a victim because the lady clamped down on him.

Terry:
(still crying) Yeah. She... she Kicked me in the face.

Deputy Trudy Wiegel:
(Leading Terry in his roller skates, who has now stopped crying to the police car) Come on Terry.

Terry:
Stop. There's a curb right there I cant go over it.

Lieutenant Jim Dangle:
You cant go over it?

Terry:
No I'll fall and hurt myself.

Lieutenant Jim Dangle:
Terry,I like you. I used to like you.

Terry:
Thank you. (leans in to kiss Dangel, who backs off)

Terry:
What?