True Blood, Season 3

Kenya:
[about Bill] So he proposes to you and you said what again?

Sookie:
That I needed a minute to think.

Kenya:
[making notes] Hmmm.

Sookie:
[about the Hostess nearby] Aren't you going to stop her from tramplin' all over the crime scene? Why aren't you taking any of this seriously, Kenya? My boyfriend's been kidnapped.

Kenya:
It is Deputy Jones and I'd appreciate you addressing me as such. Now how how long were you in the bathroom?

Sookie:
No more than a minute or two.

Kenya:
Was it one minute or two minutes?!

Sookie:
What difference does it make when every second you spend questioning me, these bastards are getting further away!

Kenya:
What if there were no bastards? What if, while you were in the bathroom for a minute or two, your vampire friend realized he didn't want to be humiliated any more and took off?

Sookie:
Well than how do you explain the turned over table inside? Because to me that looks like evidence of a struggle.

Kenya:
To me, it looks like a man lost his temper... and with good reason.

Sookie:
Come on, just file a missing person's report for me. Please.

Kenya:
Forty-eight hours. That's the rule. You wanna a lift back to town or not?