Two and a Half Men, Season 7

Two and a Half Men (2003-present) is a TV series original centered around a hip single bachelor whose lifestyle is interrupted when his newly separated brother and his son move in.

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[While Mia is singing incredibly badly in a recording studio, the music operator gives Charlie an incredulous look]

Charlie:
I know, its hard to believe I'm not banging her.

Operator:
Then why are we here?

Charlie:
She's an old friend and I'm helping her out.

Operator:
You really wanna help her? Sneak up behind her with a big rock.

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