Being Human, Series 5

Alex:
Just treat me like an equal. Treat me like a bloke.

Tom:
But you're a lady. And my dad taught me how to treat ladies. Always be polite and courteous, if a lady came in the room, stood up and take off any hats, and if it was a vampire, you staked 'em.

Hal:
Maybe I should left a clue like I don't know, locking him in a cellar and tying him to f***ing radiator!"

Hal:
Ian! I have no intention of bumming you.

Hal:
500 years of murder and torment. Round and round we go. Evil doesn't die it just passes like a parcel from year to year, body to body. But I survive I live on while good people die around me, heroes die.